# Monty Python non sequitur thread (Part 2) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [November 23, 2022, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460 "2022-11-23T21:55:23Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 291
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2026, 5:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5801 "2026-04-28T05:46:28Z")
Nothing to do with me. I’m not in this show. ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2026, 11:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5802 "2026-04-28T11:53:40Z")
Oh! Oh well in that case I’ll be saying goodbye then, sir… Goodbye then, sir. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2026, 1:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5803 "2026-04-28T13:54:55Z")
I wish those bloody bells would stop. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2026, 2:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5804 "2026-04-28T14:59:13Z")
Semprini? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2026, 3:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5805 "2026-04-28T15:31:24Z")
Spam! ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2026, 3:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5806 "2026-04-28T15:47:43Z")
It was smelly, and obscene and disgusting and I hate it. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2026, 3:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5807 "2026-04-28T15:50:17Z")
Watch it! Still a few crosses left. ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2026, 8:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5808 "2026-04-28T20:15:57Z")
Bloody peasant! ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2026, 9:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5809 "2026-04-28T21:11:26Z")
Uh, did you say ‘knives’? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2026, 9:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5810 "2026-04-28T21:13:43Z")
This is Mr. Death. He’s a _reaper_. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2026, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5811 "2026-04-28T21:20:39Z")
…some call me Tim. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2026, 9:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5812 "2026-04-28T21:31:09Z")
You demented fictional character. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2026, 11:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5813 "2026-04-28T23:48:29Z")
Help! I’m being repressed! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2026, 4:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5814 "2026-04-29T04:02:57Z")
I want his only daughter to look upon me as her old dad, in a very real and legally-binding sense. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2026, 10:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5815 "2026-04-29T10:11:45Z")
Cut, cut, cut, blood, spurt, artery, murder, Hitchcock, Psycho… ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2026, 11:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5816 "2026-04-29T11:08:14Z")
Just a flesh wound. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2026, 2:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5817 "2026-04-29T14:04:06Z")
And don’t forget the Hercules Hold-'em-in, the all-purpose concrete truss for the man with the family hernia. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2026, 4:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5818 "2026-04-29T16:00:53Z")
The plumage don’t enter into it. ---
**Author:** ![Pardel-Lux](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pardel-lux/32/20182_2.png) [@Pardel-Lux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pardel-Lux)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2026, 4:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5819 "2026-04-29T16:49:13Z")
Er, look would you mind running long for ten minutes? Make it half an hour. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2026, 4:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5820 "2026-04-29T16:51:01Z")
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