# Monty Python non sequitur thread (Part 2) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [November 23, 2022, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460 "2022-11-23T21:55:23Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 297
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2026, 8:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5921 "2026-05-09T20:15:30Z")
Number two. The shoulder. ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2026, 2:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5922 "2026-05-10T14:21:07Z")
Poor fellow. I think he needs help. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2026, 3:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5923 "2026-05-10T15:49:46Z")
Well, he’s not kosher. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2026, 7:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5924 "2026-05-10T19:06:37Z")
Bye, bye, and mind you don’t get seduced. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2026, 9:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5925 "2026-05-10T21:09:17Z")
Well she’s broken our hearts, the little bastard. She’s been nothing but trouble and if she comes round here again I’ll kick her teeth in. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2026, 3:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5926 "2026-05-11T03:08:59Z")
Splunge! ---
**Author:** ![Pardel-Lux](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pardel-lux/32/20182_2.png) [@Pardel-Lux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pardel-Lux)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2026, 7:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5927 "2026-05-11T07:56:34Z")
And what exactly are the commercial possibilities of ovine aviation? ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2026, 11:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5928 "2026-05-11T11:28:24Z")
Forgive Us, O Lord, for this dreadful toadying. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2026, 11:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5929 "2026-05-11T11:43:03Z")
_Pie Iesu domine, dona eis requiem…_ **[bonk]** ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2026, 12:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5930 "2026-05-11T12:53:20Z")
Do your worst! ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2026, 3:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5931 "2026-05-11T15:49:49Z")
The salmon moose! ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2026, 4:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5932 "2026-05-11T16:13:16Z")
Mynd you, møøse bytes Kan be pretti nasti… ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2026, 8:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5933 "2026-05-11T20:09:07Z")
Death awaits you all, with nasty big pointy teeth! ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2026, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5934 "2026-05-11T20:13:44Z")
What, behind the rabbit? ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2026, 12:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5935 "2026-05-12T00:55:45Z")
Do you want to come upstairs… or have you come to arrange a holiday? ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2026, 1:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5936 "2026-05-12T01:10:43Z")
Look, let me go back in there and face the peril. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2026, 1:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5937 "2026-05-12T01:36:34Z")
No, it’s much too perilous. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2026, 3:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5938 "2026-05-12T03:06:17Z")
**Certain Death →** ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2026, 4:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5939 "2026-05-12T04:28:35Z")
Nigel! Wonderful to see you, super, super, super. ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2026, 1:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5940 "2026-05-12T13:23:53Z")
And we’ve just heard that Her Majesty the Queen has just tuned into this programme and so she is now watching this royal sketch here in this royal set. The actor on the left is wearing the great grey suit of the BBC wardrobe department and the other actor is … about to deliver the first great royal joke here this royal evening. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460.md?page=296) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460.md?page=298)