# Monty Python non sequitur thread (Part 2) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [November 23, 2022, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460 "2022-11-23T21:55:23Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 298
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2026, 4:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5941 "2026-05-12T16:04:52Z")
And now for something completely different. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2026, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5942 "2026-05-12T17:17:29Z")
He is packing it in and packing it up And sneaking away and buggering up And chickening out and pissing off home, Yes, bravely he is throwing in the sponge… ---
**Author:** ![Pardel-Lux](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pardel-lux/32/20182_2.png) [@Pardel-Lux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pardel-Lux)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2026, 6:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5943 "2026-05-12T18:53:53Z")
caption: ‘BUT THERE LET US LEAVE THE ART CRITIC TO STRANGLE HIS WIFE AND MOVE ON TO PASTURES NEW’ ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2026, 9:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5944 "2026-05-12T21:14:09Z")
“God, you turn me on when you’re angry, you ancient brute!" she now mysteriously deduces, forcing her sweetly throbbing tongue down my throat. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2026, 9:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5945 "2026-05-12T21:30:26Z")
And now the ten seconds of sex. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2026, 1:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5946 "2026-05-13T01:12:37Z")
And then the oral sex. ---
**Author:** ![Guest-starring\_Id](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guest-starring_id/32/21736_2.png) [@Guest-starring\_Id](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guest-starring_Id)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2026, 1:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5947 "2026-05-13T01:45:27Z")
Oh, you’ve no idea how the kids get taunted. Why, only last week Dirty Lying Little Two-Faced came running home from school, sobbing his eyes out, and our youngest, Ghastly Spotty Horrible Vicious Little is just at the age when taunts like ‘she’s a git’ _really_ hurt. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2026, 3:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5948 "2026-05-13T03:13:17Z")
That’s Mr. Kamikaze, the pilot, he’s very nice really, but make sure he stays clear of battleships. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2026, 3:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5949 "2026-05-13T03:59:28Z")
[through gritted teeth] Not much fun in Stalingrad, no. ---
**Author:** ![Pardel-Lux](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pardel-lux/32/20182_2.png) [@Pardel-Lux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pardel-Lux)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2026, 10:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5950 "2026-05-13T10:18:03Z")
After lunch naughty things dipped sharply forcing giblets upwards with the nicky nacky noo. Ting tang tong rankled dithely, little tipples pooped and poppy things went pong! Gibble gabble gobble went the rickety rackety roo and … ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2026, 11:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5951 "2026-05-13T11:23:36Z")
Where is all this leading us? ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2026, 12:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5952 "2026-05-13T12:53:42Z")
Let us ride…to **Camelot**! ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2026, 3:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5953 "2026-05-13T15:30:15Z")
I want to have Raquel Welch dropped on top of me. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2026, 3:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5954 "2026-05-13T15:53:39Z")
Are you saying I don’t know the difference between the War of the bloody Spanish Succession and the Thirty bloody Years War? ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2026, 3:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5955 "2026-05-14T15:20:13Z")
Any clues, eh? Oh, we don’t half talk posh, don’t we? I suppose you say ‘ehnvelope’ and ‘larngerie’ and ‘sarndwiches on the settee’! Well this is a murder investigation, young man, and murder is a very serious business. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2026, 3:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5956 "2026-05-14T15:34:15Z")
Bring out your dead! ---
**Author:** ![Pardel-Lux](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pardel-lux/32/20182_2.png) [@Pardel-Lux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pardel-Lux)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2026, 6:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5957 "2026-05-14T18:37:13Z")
Ooh, England makes you sick. Best I can manage here is life imprisonment. It’s hardly worth coming in in the morning. Now, South Africa? You’ve got your cat of nine tails, you’ve got four death sentences a week, you’ve got cheap drinks, slave labour and a booming stock market. I’m off, I tell you. Yes, I’m up to _here_ with probation and bleeding psychiatric reports. That’s it, I’m off. That’s it. Right. Well I’m going to have one final fling before I leave, so I sentence you to be burnt at the stake. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2026, 7:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5958 "2026-05-14T19:39:02Z")
Did you say ‘abattoir’? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2026, 8:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5959 "2026-05-14T20:10:51Z")
Not guilcup. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2026, 9:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5960 "2026-05-14T21:24:36Z")
Now I’ve got to get into the fish tank and sing. “And did those feet in ancient times walk upon England’s mountains green…” [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460.md?page=297) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460.md?page=299)