# Monty Python non sequitur thread (Part 2) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [November 23, 2022, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460 "2022-11-23T21:55:23Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 299
**Author:** ![Pardel-Lux](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pardel-lux/32/20182_2.png) [@Pardel-Lux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pardel-Lux)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2026, 9:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5961 "2026-05-14T21:42:12Z")
A horse, a horse, a kingdom for a horse. [smile] ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2026, 2:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5962 "2026-05-15T02:00:17Z")
You don’t fool me, you stupid mynah bird. I’m not deaf yet. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2026, 3:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5963 "2026-05-15T03:30:30Z")
From now on, you shall be called “Brian that is called Brian.” ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2026, 11:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5964 "2026-05-15T11:22:17Z")
Is your name not Bruce, then? ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2026, 12:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5965 "2026-05-15T12:34:01Z")
Incontinentia Buttocks! ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2026, 2:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5966 "2026-05-15T14:52:38Z")
And this is Uncle Ted even nearer the side of the house, but you can still see the front. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2026, 8:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5967 "2026-05-15T20:25:36Z")
Righto! ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2026, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5968 "2026-05-15T20:28:24Z")
Spammity Spam… ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2026, 8:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5969 "2026-05-15T20:36:31Z")
Who’s _that?!?_ ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2026, 12:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5970 "2026-05-16T00:37:03Z")
The Bishop! ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2026, 1:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5971 "2026-05-16T01:44:30Z")
O Lord, bless this Thy Hand Grenade that, with it, Thou mayest blow Thine enemies to tiny bits in Thy mercy… ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2026, 2:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5972 "2026-05-16T02:17:55Z")
Every sperm is sacred. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2026, 3:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5973 "2026-05-16T03:57:55Z")
Skip a bit, brother. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2026, 8:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5974 "2026-05-16T08:02:54Z")
Making it worse?! How could it be _worse_?! **Jehovah! Jehovah! Jehovah!** ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2026, 8:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5975 "2026-05-16T08:49:43Z")
I think it must be one of them crackpot religions. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2026, 4:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5976 "2026-05-16T16:07:47Z")
Ah, well I’m afraid we have to stop the film there, as some of the scenes which followed were of a violent nature which might have proved distressing to some of our viewers. Though not to me, I can tell you. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2026, 6:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5977 "2026-05-16T18:16:21Z")
The credits have been completed in an entirely different style at great expense and at the last minute. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2026, 10:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5978 "2026-05-16T22:11:45Z")
It’s… ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2026, 3:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5979 "2026-05-17T03:08:56Z")
We’ve every facility here for dealing with people who are rich. We can deal with a blocked purse, we can drain private accounts and in the worst cases we can perform a total cashectomy, which is total removal of all moneys from the patient. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2026, 4:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5980 "2026-05-17T04:25:30Z")
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