# Monty Python non sequitur thread (Part 2) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [November 23, 2022, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460 "2022-11-23T21:55:23Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 300
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2026, 10:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5981 "2026-05-17T10:00:03Z")
You shouldn’t have said that, sir. You’ve hurt his feelings now… ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2026, 12:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5982 "2026-05-17T12:31:52Z")
What? I don’t know that! ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2026, 12:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5983 "2026-05-17T12:41:06Z")
It was in fact, Wolverhampton Wanderers who beat Leicester 3-1. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2026, 4:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5984 "2026-05-17T16:11:03Z")
I’d like to answer this question if I may in two ways. Firstly in my normal voice and then in a kind of silly high-pitched whine. ---
**Author:** ![Pardel-Lux](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pardel-lux/32/20182_2.png) [@Pardel-Lux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pardel-Lux)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2026, 4:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5985 "2026-05-17T16:19:24Z")
I’m mainly in comedy. I’d like to be in Programming Planning actually, but unfortunately I’ve got a degree. ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2026, 2:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5986 "2026-05-18T14:05:47Z")
[singing] He’s going to tell! He’s going to tell! He’s going to tell! He’s going to tell!.. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2026, 3:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5987 "2026-05-18T15:56:30Z")
Whenever life gets you down, Mrs. Brown And things seem hard or tough And people are stupid, obnoxious or daft And you feel that you’ve had quite enough… ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2026, 4:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5988 "2026-05-18T16:20:50Z")
This is Ken Clean-air Systems, the great white hope of the British boxing world. After three fights - and only two convictions - his manager believes that Ken is ready to face the giant American, Satellite Five. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2026, 5:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5989 "2026-05-18T17:15:39Z")
Stand and deliver! ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2026, 10:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5990 "2026-05-18T22:20:28Z")
Come on, you pansy! ---
**Author:** ![Pardel-Lux](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pardel-lux/32/20182_2.png) [@Pardel-Lux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pardel-Lux)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2026, 8:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5991 "2026-05-19T08:23:32Z")
Dennis Moore, Dennis Moore, dum, dudum, dudumm… ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2026, 12:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5992 "2026-05-19T12:48:44Z")
You know my name? ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2026, 2:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5993 "2026-05-19T14:22:45Z")
That must be a king. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2026, 3:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5994 "2026-05-19T15:00:24Z")
I think you’re an encyclopedia salesman. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2026, 3:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5995 "2026-05-19T15:19:52Z")
You’ll will find yourself in gladiator school very quickly with wotten behavior like that. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2026, 1:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5996 "2026-05-20T01:40:35Z")
Number thirty-one. The end. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2026, 4:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5997 "2026-05-20T04:24:18Z")
My back hurts, it really isn’t a fine day and I’m sick and tired of this office. ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2026, 1:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5998 "2026-05-20T13:36:26Z")
You’re always on about it. Morning, noon and night: “Will the girls like this, will the girls like that? Is it too big, is it too small?” ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2026, 1:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5999 "2026-05-20T13:39:34Z")
How long is it? ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2026, 2:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/6000 "2026-05-20T14:46:22Z")
Joke, sir? Guaranteed amusing. As used by the crowned heads of Europe. Has brought tears to the eyes of Royalty. Nice little novelty number - ‘a naughty Humphrey’ - breaks the ice at parties. Put it on the table. Press the button. It vomits. Absolutely guaranteed. With refills. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460.md?page=299) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460.md?page=301)