# Monty Python non sequitur thread (Part 2) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [November 23, 2022, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460 "2022-11-23T21:55:23Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 301
**Author:** ![Pardel-Lux](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pardel-lux/32/20182_2.png) [@Pardel-Lux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pardel-Lux)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2026, 3:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/6001 "2026-05-20T15:56:14Z")
Yes, well, that’s the sort of blinkered, philistine pig ignorance I’ve come to expect from you non-creative garbage. You sit there on your loathsome, spotty behinds squeezing blackheads, not caring a tinker’s cuss for the struggling artist. You excrement! You whining, hypocritical toadies, with your color TV sets and your Tony Jacklin golf clubs and your bleeding Masonic secret handshakes! You wouldn’t let me join, would you, you blackballing bastards! Well, I wouldn’t become a freemason now if you went down on your lousy, stinking knees and begged me! ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2026, 4:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/6002 "2026-05-20T16:53:48Z")
It’s an entirely new strain of sheep, a killer sheep that can not only hold a rifle but is also a first-class shot. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2026, 5:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/6003 "2026-05-20T17:19:45Z")
It’s my belief that these sheep are laborin’ under the misapprehension that they’re birds. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2026, 6:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/6004 "2026-05-20T18:51:14Z")
He does the thing with one of those silly women who can’t tell Whizzo butter from a dead crab. ---
**Author:** ![Guest-starring\_Id](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guest-starring_id/32/21736_2.png) [@Guest-starring\_Id](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guest-starring_Id)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2026, 12:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/6005 "2026-05-21T00:32:42Z")
Anything goes in Anything goes out Fish, bananas, old pyjamas Mutton, beef and trout ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2026, 4:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/6006 "2026-05-21T04:46:31Z")
I have to push the pram a lot. ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2026, 9:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/6007 "2026-05-21T09:04:06Z")
That’s what _he_ used to say… it’s all for the good of the country, he used to say. ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2026, 7:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/6008 "2026-05-22T19:52:57Z")
Ralph, do answer that door will you! ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2026, 8:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/6009 "2026-05-22T20:11:06Z")
I didn’t expect some kind of… ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2026, 8:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/6010 "2026-05-22T20:12:51Z")
Nobody expects —oh, bugger. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2026, 8:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/6011 "2026-05-22T20:24:32Z")
You’re fooling yourself, we’re living in a dictatorship. ---
**Author:** ![Pardel-Lux](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pardel-lux/32/20182_2.png) [@Pardel-Lux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pardel-Lux)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2026, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/6012 "2026-05-22T20:43:28Z")
There goes a brave man. Whether he comes out alive or not, this will surely be remembered as one of the most courageous and gallant acts in police history. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2026, 2:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/6013 "2026-05-23T02:28:37Z")
If he opens his big mouth again, it’s lampshade time! ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2026, 3:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/6014 "2026-05-23T03:01:40Z")
No, still, it’s not as bad as the old days. Mrs. Stanley Baldwin used to have to get up at five o’clock in the morning and go out and catch partridges with her bare hands. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2026, 4:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/6015 "2026-05-23T04:24:41Z")
Morning. Upstairs. Be careful, it’s very steep. Almost there. ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2026, 1:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/6016 "2026-05-23T13:27:52Z")
Just one moment. I would like to express on behalf of everyone here, what a really unique experience this is… ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2026, 5:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/6017 "2026-05-23T17:53:18Z")
A touch of derring-do. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2026, 6:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/6018 "2026-05-23T18:15:51Z")
It’s… ---
**Author:** ![Pardel-Lux](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pardel-lux/32/20182_2.png) [@Pardel-Lux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pardel-Lux)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2026, 7:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/6019 "2026-05-23T19:42:32Z")
- Oh, Mrs. Nigger-Baiter’s exploded. - Good thing, too. - She was my best friend. - Oh, mother, don’t be so Sentimental. Things explode every day. - Yes, I suppose so. Anyway, I didn’t really like her that much. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2026, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/6020 "2026-05-23T21:20:11Z")
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