# Monty Python non sequitur thread (Part 2) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [November 23, 2022, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460 "2022-11-23T21:55:23Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 303
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2026, 1:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/6041 "2026-05-29T01:17:38Z")
Well, last week we showed you how to become a gynaecologist. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2026, 1:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/6042 "2026-05-29T01:54:14Z")
I’m not taking me trousers down on television. What do you think I am? ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2026, 2:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/6043 "2026-05-29T14:18:03Z")
Tonight we will discuss the place of the nude in my bed — in the history of my bed; ART! In the history of art. Ahem. The nude in the history of tart — CALL GIRL! Sorry, I’ll start again. Ahem. Bum — oh, what a giveaway! The nude in the history of bum. ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2026, 2:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/6044 "2026-05-29T14:49:08Z")
The nominations for the best Foreign Film Director are: Monsieur Richad Attenborough, Ricardo de Attenbergie, Rik Artenborough, Ri Char Dat En Bollo, and Pier Paolo Pasolini. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2026, 3:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/6045 "2026-05-29T15:08:15Z")
Darling… there’s a man here with our Book of the Month Club dung. ---
**Author:** ![Pardel-Lux](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pardel-lux/32/20182_2.png) [@Pardel-Lux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pardel-Lux)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2026, 3:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/6046 "2026-05-29T15:32:01Z")
Shut your festering gob, you tit! Your type really makes me puke, you vacuous, coffee-nosed, malodorous, pervert!!! ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2026, 8:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/6047 "2026-05-29T20:34:11Z")
You empty-headed animal food trough wiper! ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2026, 9:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/6048 "2026-05-29T21:50:39Z")
No. 1. The Larch. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2026, 11:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/6049 "2026-05-29T23:22:49Z")
Look well, Arthur, for it is your sacred task to seek this grail. That is your purpose, Arthur: the quest for the Holy Grail. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2026, 11:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/6050 "2026-05-29T23:30:12Z")
Do you want to come upstairs… or have you come to arrange a holiday? ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2026, 3:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/6051 "2026-05-30T03:20:42Z")
One more peep out of you and I’ll do you for heresy. ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2026, 12:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/6052 "2026-05-30T12:56:11Z")
Ah, no thank you. We’re not Church people, thank you. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2026, 1:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/6053 "2026-05-30T13:36:05Z")
It’s the Bishop! ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2026, 2:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/6054 "2026-05-30T14:52:18Z")
All I said to my wife was: “That piece of halibut was good enough for Jehovah!” ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2026, 3:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/6055 "2026-05-30T15:27:57Z")
I wish I had said that. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2026, 4:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/6056 "2026-05-30T16:20:44Z")
And now for something completely the same. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2026, 4:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/6057 "2026-05-30T16:55:04Z")
You’re fired! ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2026, 10:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/6058 "2026-05-30T22:17:30Z")
I’m French! Why do you think I have this _outrageous_ accent, you Thilly Kingh? ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2026, 12:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/6059 "2026-05-31T00:23:45Z")
What? A pineapple? ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2026, 12:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/6060 "2026-05-31T00:43:10Z")
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