# Monty Python non sequitur thread (Part 2) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [November 23, 2022, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460 "2022-11-23T21:55:23Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 305
**Author:** ![Pardel-Lux](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pardel-lux/32/20182_2.png) [@Pardel-Lux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pardel-Lux)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2026, 3:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/6081 "2026-06-03T15:34:00Z")
Bunch of monkeys on your ceiling, sir! Grab your egg and fours and let’s get the bacon delivered. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2026, 4:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/6082 "2026-06-03T16:57:39Z")
Halt! Who goes there? ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2026, 8:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/6083 "2026-06-03T20:14:42Z")
Are you referring to me? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2026, 8:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/6084 "2026-06-03T20:23:16Z")
She turned him into a newt. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2026, 8:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/6085 "2026-06-03T20:27:59Z")
[Er, not quite.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZB5ig6vpQug) In play: It’s… ---
**Author:** ![Pardel-Lux](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pardel-lux/32/20182_2.png) [@Pardel-Lux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pardel-Lux)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2026, 8:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/6086 "2026-06-03T20:38:49Z")
No, m’lud, the full penalty of the law is hardly sufficient, I insist I must be made an example of. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2026, 8:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/6087 "2026-06-03T20:54:03Z")
What’s it like? ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2026, 12:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/6088 "2026-06-04T00:57:14Z")
So, you think you could out-clever us French folk with your silly knees-bent running about and prancing behavior! ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2026, 1:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/6089 "2026-06-04T01:24:43Z")
Well, here we try to help people who have to link sketches together. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2026, 12:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/6090 "2026-06-04T12:05:59Z")
It’s Bicycle Repairman! ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2026, 1:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/6091 "2026-06-04T13:56:28Z")
To _ **fight** _! ---
**Author:** ![Pardel-Lux](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pardel-lux/32/20182_2.png) [@Pardel-Lux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pardel-Lux)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2026, 2:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/6092 "2026-06-04T14:24:25Z")
Now remember your announcer’s training: deep breaths, and try not to think about what you’re saying… ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2026, 2:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/6093 "2026-06-04T14:29:52Z")
I’m afraid it’s my unpleasant duty to inform you that you’re fired. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2026, 2:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/6094 "2026-06-04T14:32:07Z")
Hold on, I’ll get a cloth. ---
**Author:** ![Pardel-Lux](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pardel-lux/32/20182_2.png) [@Pardel-Lux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pardel-Lux)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2026, 2:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/6095 "2026-06-04T14:35:57Z")
[under his breath] Stupid git! ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2026, 2:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/6096 "2026-06-04T14:38:44Z")
It’s only 'cos you couldn’t think of a punch line. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2026, 2:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/6097 "2026-06-04T14:42:31Z")
_Jesus Christ!_ ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2026, 3:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/6098 "2026-06-04T15:34:29Z")
OK, Devious, don’t move! ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2026, 11:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/6099 "2026-06-04T23:21:16Z")
It’s a fair cop. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2026, 1:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/6100 "2026-06-05T01:15:16Z")
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