# Monty Python non sequitur thread (Part 2) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [November 23, 2022, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460 "2022-11-23T21:55:23Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 307
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2026, 6:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/6121 "2026-06-07T18:48:21Z")
Je vois que vous avez un chou. _(SUBTITLE: ‘I SEE THAT YOU HAVE A CABBAGE’)_ ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2026, 7:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/6122 "2026-06-07T19:33:38Z")
You do a lot of this sort of thing, do you? ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2026, 8:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/6123 "2026-06-07T20:23:11Z")
**UNEXPLODED SCOTSMAN DlSPOSAL SQUAD** ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2026, 3:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/6124 "2026-06-08T03:37:49Z")
On second thought, let’s not go there. It is a silly place. ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2026, 1:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/6125 "2026-06-08T13:34:48Z")
What about London Office? ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2026, 1:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/6126 "2026-06-08T13:42:47Z")
Look! Two people– **three people** have just fallen past that window! _Must be a board meeting._ ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2026, 5:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/6127 "2026-06-08T17:01:02Z")
Sorry, I was on the phone to America. It’s been super having this lovely little chat. We must do this again more often. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2026, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/6128 "2026-06-08T19:18:03Z")
The Ministry of Silly Walks is located within a gaited community. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2026, 9:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/6129 "2026-06-08T21:57:44Z")
It was spelled that way on the van! ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2026, 10:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/6130 "2026-06-08T22:02:08Z")
_Romanes Eunt Domus_? ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2026, 10:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/6131 "2026-06-08T22:08:45Z")
Would you like to give up being a mason? Think carefully. Think. Think. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2026, 11:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/6132 "2026-06-08T23:27:45Z")
I’d just sit at the back and not get in anyone’s way. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2026, 12:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/6133 "2026-06-09T12:11:31Z")
I’ve got a second-hand apron. ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2026, 1:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/6134 "2026-06-09T13:57:52Z")
Where is all this leading us? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2026, 2:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/6135 "2026-06-09T14:41:58Z")
[Canera pans to reveal Stonehenge] ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2026, 3:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/6136 "2026-06-09T15:23:41Z")
How **dare** you _profane_ this place with your presence! ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2026, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/6137 "2026-06-09T16:06:49Z")
I’m Mrs. Nice- evening-out-at-the-pictures-then-perhaps-a-dance-at-a-club-and- back-to-his-place-for-a-quick-cup-of-coffee-and-little-bit-of- no! No, sorry, that’s me favorite way of spending a night out. ---
**Author:** ![Pardel-Lux](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pardel-lux/32/20182_2.png) [@Pardel-Lux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pardel-Lux)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2026, 6:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/6138 "2026-06-09T18:12:50Z")
The BBC would like to apologize to the police about the character of Police Constable Pan Am. He was not meant to represent the average police officer. Similarly, the reference to Buzz Aldrin, the astronaut, was the product of a disordered mind and should not be construed as having any other significance. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2026, 7:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/6139 "2026-06-09T19:14:32Z")
It’s… ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2026, 8:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/6140 "2026-06-09T20:24:44Z")
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