# Monty Python non sequitur thread (Part 2) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [November 23, 2022, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460 "2022-11-23T21:55:23Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 308
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2026, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/6141 "2026-06-09T20:52:24Z")
It is not. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2026, 8:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/6142 "2026-06-09T20:59:14Z")
…Monty Python’s Flying Circus ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2026, 10:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/6143 "2026-06-09T22:24:19Z")
But now over to the exploding version of the ‘Blue Danube’. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2026, 10:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/6144 "2026-06-09T22:47:39Z")
The BBC wishes to deny rumors that it is going into liquidation. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2026, 3:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/6145 "2026-06-10T03:58:12Z")
Howls of derisive laughter, Bruce! ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2026, 11:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/6146 "2026-06-10T11:59:57Z")
Dear Sir, I’m sorry this letter is late, it should have come at the beginning of the programme. Yours, Ivor Bigbottie, (age two). ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2026, 12:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/6147 "2026-06-10T12:44:25Z")
Socrates, himself, was permanently pissed. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2026, 3:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/6148 "2026-06-10T15:37:53Z")
I come about your advert - ‘Small white pussy cat for sale. Excellent condition’. ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2026, 1:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/6149 "2026-06-11T13:18:49Z")
And now for something completely different. The office of Sir George Head, OBE ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2026, 2:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/6150 "2026-06-11T14:53:46Z")
There’s nothing Nietzsche couldn’t teach ya 'bout the bending of the wrist. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2026, 3:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/6151 "2026-06-11T15:21:04Z")
Mrs. Ratbag, if you don’t mind me saying so, you are badly in need of an expensive course of psychiatric treatment. Now I’m not going to say a trip to our dairy will cure you, but it will give hundreds of lower-paid workers a good laugh. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2026, 6:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/6152 "2026-06-11T18:52:37Z")
I want you kids to get a head! ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2026, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/6153 "2026-06-11T18:59:52Z")
Yeah, we’ll have the… uh, watch ready for you at midnight. The watch. The _Chinese_ watch. Right, bye bye… mother. ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2026, 2:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/6154 "2026-06-12T14:25:32Z")
But I was told to come here. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2026, 2:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/6155 "2026-06-12T14:31:23Z")
Lemming, Lemming, Lemming of the BDA Lemming, Lemming, Lemming of the BD …Lemming of the BD … BD, BDA. It’s a _man’s_ life in the British Dental Association! ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2026, 3:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/6156 "2026-06-12T15:00:40Z")
- Ooh! What’s happening? - It’s alright, it’s only a flashback. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2026, 4:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/6157 "2026-06-12T16:53:36Z")
A møøse once bit my sister. No, really! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2026, 8:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/6158 "2026-06-12T20:34:10Z")
It’s a bit runny, sir. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2026, 8:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/6159 "2026-06-12T20:49:27Z")
I don’t care how excrementally runny it is. Hand it over with all speed. ---
**Author:** ![Pardel-Lux](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pardel-lux/32/20182_2.png) [@Pardel-Lux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pardel-Lux)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2026, 9:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/6160 "2026-06-12T21:02:56Z")
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