# Monty Python non sequitur thread (Part 2) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [November 23, 2022, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460 "2022-11-23T21:55:23Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 311
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2026, 10:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/6201 "2026-06-18T22:23:25Z")
Semi-carnally. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2026, 5:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/6202 "2026-06-19T05:05:50Z")
Then, when you have found the shrubbery, you must cut down the mightiest tree in the forest… with… a herring! ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2026, 3:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/6203 "2026-06-19T15:13:23Z")
Isn’t that going to put the cost up? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2026, 3:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/6204 "2026-06-19T15:16:08Z")
… a man with three buttocks. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2026, 8:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/6205 "2026-06-19T20:47:58Z")
He ran away! ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2026, 8:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/6206 "2026-06-19T20:53:55Z")
And gallantly he chickened out. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2026, 9:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/6207 "2026-06-19T21:00:24Z")
And I thought you were so butch! ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2026, 9:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/6208 "2026-06-19T21:29:33Z")
I get so bored. I get so bloody bored. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2026, 9:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/6209 "2026-06-19T21:31:26Z")
Didn’t mean to?! You put your sword right through his head! ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2026, 9:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/6210 "2026-06-19T21:36:38Z")
It’s only a flesh wound. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2026, 9:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/6211 "2026-06-19T21:45:07Z")
I’m invincible! ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2026, 5:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/6212 "2026-06-20T17:52:27Z")
I think he’s right about the coons, but then I’m a bit mental. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2026, 6:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/6213 "2026-06-20T18:36:46Z")
Uh, d-- don’t-- don’t worry about hi-- him, sir. He’s de-- he’s de–_whap_–he’s de-- de-- de-- he’s deaf and m-- m-- m-- m-- m-- m-- m-- mad, sir. ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2026, 2:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/6214 "2026-06-21T14:21:50Z")
Yes, lots of people give me money. ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2026, 7:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/6215 "2026-06-22T19:23:33Z")
I run out of beans! ---
**Author:** ![Pardel-Lux](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pardel-lux/32/20182_2.png) [@Pardel-Lux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pardel-Lux)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2026, 7:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/6216 "2026-06-22T19:59:29Z")
You’ve got to know what you’re doing. I mean, some people think I’m mad. The villagers say I’m mad, the tourists say I’m mad, well I am mad, but I’m naturally mad. I don’t use any chemicals. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2026, 9:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/6217 "2026-06-22T21:49:54Z")
‘Oh, thank you’ says the great queen like a la-di-dah poofta. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2026, 3:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/6218 "2026-06-23T15:23:32Z")
… See Miss Evans pursued by the man-eating roll-top writing desk. ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2026, 3:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/6219 "2026-06-23T15:38:10Z")
Gunga gunga, where’s our fish? ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2026, 4:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/6220 "2026-06-23T16:19:33Z")
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