# Monty Python non sequitur thread (Part 2) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [November 23, 2022, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460 "2022-11-23T21:55:23Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 313
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2026, 8:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/6241 "2026-06-27T20:25:54Z")
In that case, I shall have to kill you. ---
**Author:** ![Pardel-Lux](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pardel-lux/32/20182_2.png) [@Pardel-Lux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pardel-Lux)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2026, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/6242 "2026-06-27T20:28:55Z")
I was an inspired guess. ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2026, 8:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/6243 "2026-06-27T20:56:45Z")
So anyway, I became a barber. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2026, 9:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/6244 "2026-06-27T21:43:07Z")
We done the passion fruit. We done oranges, apples, grapefruit… Whole and segments. Pomegranates, greengages… Grapes, passion fruit… Lemons… Plums… Mangoes in syrup… How about cherries? We did them. Red _and_ black? _ **Yes!** _ ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2026, 11:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/6245 "2026-06-27T23:35:15Z")
There are just too many Whickers. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2026, 3:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/6246 "2026-06-28T03:12:53Z")
Tele van angolnákkal a légpárnás hajóm! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2026, 3:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/6247 "2026-06-28T03:52:55Z")
Right, well, up on the table, arms out, fingers together, knees bent… ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2026, 3:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/6248 "2026-06-28T15:30:21Z")
Will you be quiet! ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2026, 4:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/6249 "2026-06-28T16:48:50Z")
Well, we’ll give a tinkle then. ---
**Author:** ![Pardel-Lux](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pardel-lux/32/20182_2.png) [@Pardel-Lux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pardel-Lux)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2026, 5:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/6250 "2026-06-28T17:04:24Z")
All brontosauruses are thin at one end; much, much thicker in the middle and then thin again at the far end. That is the theory that I have and which is mine and what it is, too. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2026, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/6251 "2026-06-28T18:05:45Z")
It’s not a question of where he grips it! It’s a simple question of weight ratios! ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2026, 8:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/6252 "2026-06-28T20:14:44Z")
Are you going to be in there all night? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2026, 4:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/6253 "2026-06-29T04:29:15Z")
Rotten. Rotten. You’re no bloody use at all. You’re an utter bloody wash-out. You make me sick, you weed! ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2026, 4:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/6254 "2026-06-29T16:13:17Z")
(zzzzZZT!) Message for you, Sir. ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2026, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/6255 "2026-06-29T17:47:46Z")
```auto [singing] I feel happy... I feel happy. ``` ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2026, 7:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/6256 "2026-06-29T19:51:04Z")
You. Yellow. Bastard! ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2026, 8:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/6257 "2026-06-29T20:17:03Z")
The polar bear’s been in her garden again. ---
**Author:** ![SteviaPlumFaery](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/steviaplumfaery/32/21443_2.png) [@SteviaPlumFaery](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SteviaPlumFaery)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2026, 8:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/6258 "2026-06-29T20:50:49Z")
A shroe a shroe, my dinkum for a shroe 😄 ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2026, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/6259 "2026-06-30T15:52:11Z")
But what do we really know of this tortured ponce? ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2026, 4:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/6260 "2026-06-30T16:44:57Z")
Well, uh, you see, the thing is, I thought your son was a lady. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460.md?page=312) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460.md?page=314)