# Monty Python non sequitur thread (Part 2) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [November 23, 2022, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460 "2022-11-23T21:55:23Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 315
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2026, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/6281 "2026-07-05T19:18:25Z")
It’s _filthy_, Gaston … find out who washed this up, and give them their cards immediately! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2026, 4:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/6282 "2026-07-06T04:14:40Z")
A _lot_. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2026, 4:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/6283 "2026-07-06T04:25:25Z")
Shut up, and stop slouching. Now, the reason I called you in here today, is that my wife is having a little trouble with her, er… with her waterworks, and I think she needs a bit of attention, Now, which one of you is the surgeon? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2026, 4:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/6284 "2026-07-06T04:28:02Z")
Right, you’re in. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2026, 11:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/6285 "2026-07-06T11:06:33Z")
Oh, thank you. Thank you very much. ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2026, 4:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/6286 "2026-07-06T16:08:04Z")
Hey, your nose is going to be three foot wide across your face by the time I’m finished with you! ---
**Author:** ![Pardel-Lux](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pardel-lux/32/20182_2.png) [@Pardel-Lux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pardel-Lux)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2026, 9:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/6287 "2026-07-06T21:58:55Z")
Well, as I say, we’ve always been good friends, sharing the interests, the gardening and so on, the model aeroplanes, the sixpenny bottle for the holiday money, and indeed twice a month settling down in the evenings doing the accounts, something which, er, Deidre, Deidre that’s my wife, er, particularly looked forward to on account of her feet ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2026, 12:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/6288 "2026-07-07T00:08:44Z")
Well I’m afraid we’re having a little trouble getting this very exciting Icelandic saga started. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2026, 1:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/6289 "2026-07-07T01:19:46Z")
Then the old ladies are thrown into the fjords, with their boots tied around their necks… ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2026, 3:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/6290 "2026-07-07T03:46:16Z")
What an eccentric performance. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2026, 5:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/6291 "2026-07-07T05:03:48Z")
Look! We can’t afford it! The BBC are short of money as it is. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2026, 10:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/6292 "2026-07-07T10:41:19Z")
The BBC wishes to deny rumors that it is going into liquidation. ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2026, 2:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/6293 "2026-07-07T14:04:32Z")
Who’s that shouting? ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2026, 4:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/6294 "2026-07-07T16:50:09Z")
Oh I’m sorry, but this is abuse. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2026, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/6295 "2026-07-07T20:43:49Z")
Yes, depart a lot at this time and cut the approaching any more, or we fire arrows at the tops of your heads and make castanets out of your testicles already! ---
**Author:** ![Pardel-Lux](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pardel-lux/32/20182_2.png) [@Pardel-Lux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pardel-Lux)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2026, 8:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/6296 "2026-07-07T20:58:50Z")
With a _melon_!?!?!? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2026, 4:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/6297 "2026-07-08T04:27:12Z")
Morning. Upstairs. Be careful, it’s very steep. Almost there. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2026, 2:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/6298 "2026-07-08T14:55:09Z")
And now on BBC another six minutes of Monty Python’s Flying Circus. ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2026, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/6299 "2026-07-08T16:06:56Z")
Did he say eight? … _(sighs)_ What is… ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2026, 4:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/6300 "2026-07-08T16:23:08Z")
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