# Monty Python non sequitur thread (Part 2) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [November 23, 2022, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460 "2022-11-23T21:55:23Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 317
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2026, 9:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/6321 "2026-07-15T21:26:19Z")
My nipples explode with delight! ---
**Author:** ![Pardel-Lux](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pardel-lux/32/20182_2.png) [@Pardel-Lux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pardel-Lux)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2026, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/6322 "2026-07-15T21:37:14Z")
And now here is a reminder about leaving your radio on during the night. Leave your radio on during the night. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2026, 9:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/6323 "2026-07-15T21:43:01Z")
My God, Betty, we’re done for… ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2026, 4:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/6324 "2026-07-16T04:42:57Z")
Rotten. Rotten. You’re _no_ bloody use at all. You’re an utter bloody wash-out. You make me sick, you _weed!_ ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2026, 2:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/6325 "2026-07-16T14:57:05Z")
It’s… ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2026, 4:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/6326 "2026-07-16T16:49:22Z")
He’s not here yet! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2026, 4:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/6327 "2026-07-17T04:07:36Z")
Look, I came here to learn how to fly an _aeroplane_. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2026, 5:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/6328 "2026-07-17T05:10:58Z")
Caption: ‘ONE DEAD UNJUGGED RABBIT FISH LATER’ ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2026, 3:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/6329 "2026-07-17T15:14:53Z")
The goat’s just done a bundle. ---
**Author:** ![I\_Love\_Me\_Vol.I](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/i_love_me_vol.i/32/521_2.png) [@I\_Love\_Me\_Vol.I](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/I_Love_Me_Vol.I)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2026, 6:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/6330 "2026-07-18T06:23:31Z")
“It’s…” oh, I suppose that’s probably already been mentioned (but it’s not like every single line of dialog from Monty Python hasn’t been posted on this board a half a zillion times). ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2026, 11:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/6331 "2026-07-18T11:06:00Z")
No it isn’t. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2026, 11:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/6332 "2026-07-18T11:36:07Z")
> [@I\_Love\_Me\_Vol.I](#): > > “It’s…” > > oh, I suppose that’s probably already been mentioned (but it’s not like every single line of dialog from Monty Python hasn’t been posted on this board a half a zillion times). [I’ve been making a concerted effort to find clips which haven’t been used: my new best friend for that [is this site](http://montypython.50webs.com/Monty_Python_Scripts.htm).] * * * How can we not say the word if you don’t tell us what _it_ is? ---
**Author:** ![Pardel-Lux](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pardel-lux/32/20182_2.png) [@Pardel-Lux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pardel-Lux)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2026, 2:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/6333 "2026-07-18T14:00:11Z")
Right on. Two chicken! One scampi! One boeuf with green salad! There may be … a little delay. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2026, 3:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/6334 "2026-07-18T15:37:08Z")
He’s ceased to be. He’s so fucking dead. (Cleese on Chapman, from _Monty Python: Live at Aspen_) ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2026, 2:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/6335 "2026-07-19T02:06:11Z")
What are they in it for, these old hoodlums, these layabouts in lace? ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2026, 5:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/6336 "2026-07-19T17:15:47Z")
Now. You will stay in the Comfy Chair until lunch time, with only a cup of coffee at eleven… ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2026, 5:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/6337 "2026-07-19T17:29:49Z")
Oh, ‘an aeroplane’. Oh, I say, we are grand, aren’t we? ‘Oh, oh, no more buttered scones for me, mater. I’m off to play the grand piano’. ‘Pardon me while I fly my aeroplane.’ Now _get on the table!_ ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2026, 7:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/6338 "2026-07-19T19:51:36Z")
If you’re going to split hairs, I’m going to piss off. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2026, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/6339 "2026-07-19T19:54:41Z")
How shall we fuck off, Oh Lord? ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2026, 4:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/6340 "2026-07-20T16:43:43Z")
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