# Monty Python non sequitur thread (Part 2) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [November 23, 2022, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460 "2022-11-23T21:55:23Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 318
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2026, 4:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/6341 "2026-07-21T04:26:46Z")
Look. No one in the history of the world has ever been able to fly like that. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2026, 10:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/6342 "2026-07-21T10:31:14Z")
Oh, I’m alive! I’m alive! Hello birds! Hello trees! I’m alive! ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2026, 2:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/6343 "2026-07-21T14:55:00Z")
Look! You said I was going to be a funny passenger. ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2026, 3:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/6344 "2026-07-21T15:17:11Z")
That’s a strange expression, Bruce. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2026, 3:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/6345 "2026-07-22T03:54:20Z")
Of course you’re on a bloody wire. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2026, 1:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/6346 "2026-07-22T13:13:26Z")
If you do not give me correct answers, we have ways of making you answer! ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2026, 1:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/6347 "2026-07-22T13:30:42Z")
Oh Lord, please don’t burn us, Don’t grill or toast your flock, Don’t put us on the barbecue, Or simmer us in stock, Don’t braise or bake or boil us, Or stir-fry us in a wok… ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2026, 3:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/6348 "2026-07-22T15:38:05Z")
The sodding hamster’s dead! ---
**Author:** ![Pardel-Lux](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pardel-lux/32/20182_2.png) [@Pardel-Lux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pardel-Lux)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2026, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/6349 "2026-07-22T16:25:01Z")
I’ve got ninety thousand pounds in my pajamas. I’ve got forty thousand French francs in my fridge. I’ve got lots of lovely lire. Now the Deutschmark’s getting dearer, And my dollar bills would buy the Brooklyn Bridge. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2026, 5:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/6350 "2026-07-22T17:10:46Z")
And somewhere, out in this bay, is the first underwater production of _Measure for Measure_. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2026, 5:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/6351 "2026-07-22T17:41:19Z")
**‘SALAD DAYS (1971) DIRECTOR SAM PECKINPAH’** ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2026, 8:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/6352 "2026-07-22T20:29:11Z")
But now the men of the Derbyshire Light Infantry entertain us with a precision display of bad temper. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2026, 9:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/6353 "2026-07-22T21:34:19Z")
I would like to see John the Baptist’s impersonation of Graham Hill. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2026, 11:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/6354 "2026-07-22T23:52:11Z")
I want to cut his head off! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2026, 3:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/6355 "2026-07-23T03:05:26Z")
I’ll show you whether I’m on a wire or not. Gimme the 'oop. ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2026, 2:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/6356 "2026-07-23T14:15:04Z")
He’s just ruined this sketch. ---
**Author:** ![Pardel-Lux](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pardel-lux/32/20182_2.png) [@Pardel-Lux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pardel-Lux)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2026, 3:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/6357 "2026-07-23T15:01:46Z")
Er, she just fell on … on to the dagger. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2026, 8:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/6358 "2026-07-23T20:33:17Z")
Will you be quiet please. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2026, 8:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/6359 "2026-07-23T20:44:23Z")
Does it come with wafers? ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2026, 9:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/6360 "2026-07-23T21:58:18Z")
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