# Monty Python non sequitur thread (Part 2) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [November 23, 2022, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460 "2022-11-23T21:55:23Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 319
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2026, 1:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/6361 "2026-07-24T01:50:14Z")
That hoop’s got a hole in it. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2026, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/6362 "2026-07-24T01:56:08Z")
There’s a lot of bitching in the tents. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2026, 9:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/6363 "2026-07-24T21:23:47Z")
To me it’s like a mountain, a vast bowl of **pus** … ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2026, 2:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/6364 "2026-07-25T14:22:55Z")
Well it’s thirteen minutes to the hour of nine-nine-nine, here on wonderful Radio One-One-One! So if you’re still lying in your big big bed, now is the time to get up out of it! We’ve got another thirteen hours of tip-top sounds here on Wonderful Radio One! _(brief funny noises)_ Sorry about that … So unless you have brain cells, or have completed the process of evolution, there’s a wonderful day ahead! ---
**Author:** ![Pardel-Lux](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pardel-lux/32/20182_2.png) [@Pardel-Lux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pardel-Lux)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2026, 3:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/6365 "2026-07-25T15:13:01Z")
Well, that’s amazing, amazing. Thank you, Janet. Kargol, speaking as a psychiatrist as opposed to a conjuror what makes certain men want to be mice? ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2026, 3:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/6366 "2026-07-25T15:27:39Z")
What manner of man are you that can summon up fire without flint or tinder? ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2026, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/6367 "2026-07-25T16:42:55Z")
You know I used to dread parties until I watched ‘Party Hints by Veronica’. I think it’s on now… ---
**Author:** ![Guest-starring\_Id](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guest-starring_id/32/21736_2.png) [@Guest-starring\_Id](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guest-starring_Id)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2026, 11:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/6368 "2026-07-25T23:03:01Z")
Oh I’m only wiping the cat’s do’s off! ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2026, 3:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/6369 "2026-07-26T15:22:53Z")
Ah yes, well that’s the pets’ department. Second floor. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2026, 9:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/6370 "2026-07-26T21:04:18Z")
Oh yes, I mean their use of color with fabrics is fantastic. I saw their pattern book the other day - beautiful, beautiful. Savage tans, great slabs of black, set against aggressive orange. It really makes you want to shout out, this is good! This is real! ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2026, 2:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/6371 "2026-07-27T14:41:04Z")
What you doing in here? ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2026, 3:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/6372 "2026-07-27T15:41:17Z")
My goodness me! It’s the Duke of Kent to the rescue… ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2026, 3:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/6373 "2026-07-28T15:29:12Z")
Try having an omelette for your evening meal… perhaps with yogurt and grapefruit. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2026, 7:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/6374 "2026-07-28T19:04:21Z")
My brain hurts! ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2026, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/6375 "2026-07-28T19:56:32Z")
All the bleeding and the groaning? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2026, 8:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/6376 "2026-07-28T20:34:09Z")
_'Course_ it’s a good idea! ---
**Author:** ![Pardel-Lux](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pardel-lux/32/20182_2.png) [@Pardel-Lux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pardel-Lux)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2026, 9:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/6377 "2026-07-28T21:59:38Z")
I’m not! ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2026, 1:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/6378 "2026-07-29T01:34:13Z")
Oh Lord we beseech thee tell us who croaked Leicester. ---
**Author:** ![Guest-starring\_Id](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guest-starring_id/32/21736_2.png) [@Guest-starring\_Id](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guest-starring_Id)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2026, 2:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/6379 "2026-07-29T02:06:30Z")
You did, James, you _did_. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2026, 2:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/6380 "2026-07-29T02:35:04Z")
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