# Monty Python non sequitur thread (Part 2)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [November 23, 2022, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460 "2022-11-23T21:55:23Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [July 29, 2026, 2:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/6381 "2026-07-29T14:53:10Z")

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Oh, my god, he’s fallen off the edge of the cartoon.

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**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\
**Post date:** [July 29, 2026, 3:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/6382 "2026-07-29T15:29:17Z")

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Is this strictly releveant? Quizzed learned lovely, Justice Maltravers. Seventy-eight-year-old Justice hails from Esther, and he’s been making a big name for himself at the recent Assizes at Exeter.

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**Author:** ![Pardel-Lux](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pardel-lux/32/20182_2.png) [@Pardel-Lux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pardel-Lux)\
**Post date:** [July 29, 2026, 6:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/6383 "2026-07-29T18:01:01Z")

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This is a video Paul Krugman linked to today in his Substack post. **It’s** Monthy Python, so I thought this is the place to post it. **It’s** only one and a half minutes long and worth every second, IMO.  
**[Here](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ifLqzLEB3E0)** it is.  
Sorry that it is not a written quote, but it is a quote, somehow.  
Carry on.

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [July 29, 2026, 8:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/6384 "2026-07-29T20:12:10Z")

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As the OP, I ask that you limit yourselves to words here in the thread, and not links. Thanks.

In play:

How shall we fuck off, Lord?

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [July 29, 2026, 11:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/6385 "2026-07-29T23:10:50Z")

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My brain hurts!

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**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\
**Post date:** [July 30, 2026, 1:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/6386 "2026-07-30T01:52:45Z")

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[I have this terrible feeling of déjà vu.](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/6374)

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**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\
**Post date:** [July 30, 2026, 4:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/6387 "2026-07-30T16:50:33Z")

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Do you mind if I sit down for a minute and collect my wits?

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [July 30, 2026, 5:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/6388 "2026-07-30T17:25:25Z")

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She turned me into a newt!

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [July 30, 2026, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/6389 "2026-07-30T18:45:00Z")

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I told him we already had one. Heeheeheeheehee.

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**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\
**Post date:** [July 31, 2026, 1:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/6390 "2026-07-31T13:40:12Z")

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But where are they coming from, professor?

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [July 31, 2026, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/6391 "2026-07-31T15:48:13Z")

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Well, do you want to have just one argument, or were you thinking of taking a course?

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [July 31, 2026, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/6392 "2026-07-31T18:47:08Z")

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Mind if we call you Bruce to keep it clear?

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**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\
**Post date:** [August 1, 2026, 2:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/6393 "2026-08-01T14:09:05Z")

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[whispering] C’est un lapin, lapin de bois. Quoi? Un cadeau. What? A present. Oh, un cadeau. Oui, oui. Hurry. What? Let’s go. Oh. On y va. Bon magne. Over here…  
[squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak…]

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [August 1, 2026, 3:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/6394 "2026-08-01T15:24:24Z")

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Now look here, my good man–

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**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\
**Post date:** [August 1, 2026, 11:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/6395 "2026-08-01T23:06:29Z")

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Well, that’s no ordinary rabbit!

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**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\
**Post date:** [August 2, 2026, 1:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/6396 "2026-08-02T13:20:24Z")

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Basically, I believe in peace and bashing two bricks together.

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**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\
**Post date:** [August 3, 2026, 8:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/6397 "2026-08-03T20:29:25Z")

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My brother and I have got a little proposition for you colonel.

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [August 4, 2026, 2:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/6398 "2026-08-04T14:47:56Z")

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Well I’m afraid we’re having a little trouble getting this very exciting Icelandic saga started.

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**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\
**Post date:** [August 4, 2026, 5:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/6399 "2026-08-04T17:39:39Z")

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Don’t bloody fool me.

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**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\
**Post date:** [August 4, 2026, 8:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/6400 "2026-08-04T20:29:08Z")

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You mangy Scot’s git!

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