# Monty Python non sequitur thread (Part 2) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [November 23, 2022, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460 "2022-11-23T21:55:23Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 321
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2026, 10:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/6401 "2026-08-04T22:44:14Z")
Hello, good evening and welcome to another edition of **Blood Devastation Death War and Horror** , and later on we’ll be meeting a man who does gardening. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2026, 2:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/6402 "2026-08-05T02:38:20Z")
Splunge! ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2026, 1:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/6403 "2026-08-05T13:29:33Z")
Ecky-ecky-ecky-ecky-pikang-zoop-boing-goodem-zu-owly-zhiv! ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2026, 2:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/6404 "2026-08-05T14:06:26Z")
That’s all you say? ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2026, 4:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/6405 "2026-08-05T16:24:55Z")
Ni!! ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2026, 9:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/6406 "2026-08-06T21:28:30Z")
There will now be a medium-sized intermission. ---
**Author:** ![Guest-starring\_Id](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guest-starring_id/32/21736_2.png) [@Guest-starring\_Id](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guest-starring_Id)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2026, 2:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/6407 "2026-08-09T02:46:01Z")
She’s made of harder stuff. ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2026, 2:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/6408 "2026-08-09T14:59:10Z")
That was a nasty business back at the restaurant. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2026, 4:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/6409 "2026-08-09T16:05:49Z")
It’s the end of the road!! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2026, 3:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/6410 "2026-08-10T03:30:50Z")
O Eton and Madgalene. The hoop has an hole in. Of _course_ it’s got a hole in it, it wouldn’t be a hoop otherwise, would it, mush! ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2026, 3:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/6411 "2026-08-10T03:59:30Z")
[Superimposed caption] THE TUESDAY DOCUMENTARY HAS BECOME “CHILDREN’S STORY” ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2026, 4:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/6412 "2026-08-10T04:10:40Z")
Look, I told you, you bastard, I’m not on a wire. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2026, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/6413 "2026-08-10T04:16:43Z")
Lancelot! Lancelot! ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2026, 2:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/6414 "2026-08-10T14:04:51Z")
Oh yes, we get a lot of French people round here. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2026, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/6415 "2026-08-12T18:19:24Z")
This… is an ex-… parrot, er, senator! > **[467K views · 10K reactions | Here is Marginally Python's famous sketch "The...](https://www.facebook.com/jonathanblankfilms/videos/here-is-marginally-pythons-famous-sketch-the-dead-senator/1708058137154805/)** > > Here is Marginally Python's famous sketch "The Dead Senator." ---
**Author:** ![Pardel-Lux](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pardel-lux/32/20182_2.png) [@Pardel-Lux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pardel-Lux)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2026, 8:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/6416 "2026-08-12T20:55:29Z")
Oh, intercourse the penguin! ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2026, 4:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/6417 "2026-08-13T04:34:39Z")
@Elendil_s_Heir brilliant spoof of a parody! I can look past the AI to appreciate the genius of the dialogue. In play: Ooh, Dennis, there’s some lovely filth over here… ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2026, 3:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/6418 "2026-08-13T15:06:09Z")
Where’s the traditional cheeky and lovable Cockney sergeant? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2026, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/6419 "2026-08-14T20:02:15Z")
Watch it - still a few crosses left. ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2026, 9:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/6420 "2026-08-14T21:27:14Z")
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