# Monty Python non sequitur thread (Part 2) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [November 23, 2022, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460 "2022-11-23T21:55:23Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 322
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2026, 12:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/6421 "2026-08-15T00:07:10Z")
August 18th. Fell off near Bovey Tracey. The pump caught in my trouser leg, and my sandwiches were badly crushed. ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2026, 1:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/6422 "2026-08-15T13:11:32Z")
Oh, one other thing, in the Sherlock Holmes last week Tommy Cooper told a joke about a charter flight, omitting to point out that one must be a member of any organization that charters a plane for at least six months beforehand, before being able to take advantage of it. Did rather spoil the joke for me, I’m afraid. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2026, 4:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/6423 "2026-08-15T16:28:20Z")
The pump caught in my trouser leg, and my sandwiches were badly crushed. ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2026, 1:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/6424 "2026-08-16T13:32:49Z")
Hi! I’m Carpenter of the US Ballet. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2026, 3:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/6425 "2026-08-16T15:23:41Z")
These sandwiches, however, were an excellent substitute. ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2026, 3:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/6426 "2026-08-17T15:19:11Z")
We ain’t got no john. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2026, 3:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/6427 "2026-08-17T15:24:12Z")
It’s funny how one can go through life, as I have, disliking bananas and being indifferent to cheese, and then be able to eat, and enjoy, a banana and cheese sandwich like that. ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2026, 4:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/6428 "2026-08-18T16:21:26Z")
Leave it alone! Give it a rest! ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2026, 1:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/6429 "2026-08-19T01:23:34Z")
No. 1. The Larch. The… Larch. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2026, 4:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/6430 "2026-08-19T04:56:09Z")
Ah! I have only a 50. Do you have change? ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2026, 2:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/6431 "2026-08-20T14:27:10Z")
Don’t you want to haggle? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2026, 4:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/6432 "2026-08-20T16:26:07Z")
It’s a fair cop. ---
**Author:** ![Pardel-Lux](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pardel-lux/32/20182_2.png) [@Pardel-Lux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pardel-Lux)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2026, 4:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/6433 "2026-08-20T16:40:58Z")
Here! Don’t you start doing a documentary on us, young man. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2026, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/6434 "2026-08-20T20:19:18Z")
All right, sonny. That’s enough. Just pack that in. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2026, 1:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/6435 "2026-08-21T01:40:15Z")
I’m most awfully sorry. ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2026, 8:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/6436 "2026-08-21T20:42:42Z")
Yea, verily at that time, which is written in the Book of Obadiah, when a man shall strike his donkey, and his nephew’s donkey and i… ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2026, 11:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/6437 "2026-08-21T23:05:57Z")
Oh, that was lucky. Well, all the very best. Thank you for the excellent banana and cheese sandwich. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2026, 2:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/6438 "2026-08-22T02:57:44Z")
Look, you’re a busy man… ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2026, 3:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/6439 "2026-08-22T15:23:34Z")
Well I can’t stop here all day…must get on…I’m on a cycling tour of Cornwall. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2026, 5:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/6440 "2026-08-22T17:00:11Z")
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