# Monty Python non sequitur thread (Part 2) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [November 23, 2022, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460 "2022-11-23T21:55:23Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 323
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2026, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/6441 "2026-08-22T18:05:24Z")
Now tell me, what exactly are you doing? ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2026, 3:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/6442 "2026-08-23T03:21:09Z")
What a strange turn this cycling tour has taken. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2026, 3:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/6443 "2026-08-23T03:28:29Z")
Anyway, this rather pointless bickering went on for some time until… ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2026, 2:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/6444 "2026-08-23T14:54:20Z")
Herbert Mental collects birdwatchers’ eggs. At his home in Surrey he has a collection of over four hundred of them. ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2026, 3:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/6445 "2026-08-25T15:06:36Z")
```auto I know I'm going to regret this. ``` ---
**Author:** ![Pardel-Lux](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pardel-lux/32/20182_2.png) [@Pardel-Lux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pardel-Lux)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2026, 4:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/6446 "2026-08-25T16:45:45Z")
Well I, I think that, er, nobody who has gone abroad should be allowed back in the country. I mean, er, blimey, blimey if they’re not keen enough to stay here when they’re ‘ere, why should we allow them back, er, at the tax-payers’ expense? ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2026, 3:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/6447 "2026-08-26T15:43:13Z")
We’ll be back…oddball ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2026, 7:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/6448 "2026-08-28T19:35:38Z")
All right, all right, all right, sonny. I’ll tell you what. We’ll do something different. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2026, 5:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/6449 "2026-08-29T05:37:50Z")
Oh, oh, ‘courtesan’, oh aren’t we grand. Harlot’s not good enough for us eh? Paramour, concubine, fille de joie. That’s what we are not. Well listen to me my fine fellow, you are a bit of tail, that’s what you are. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2026, 5:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/6450 "2026-08-29T05:45:06Z")
Oh, damn, damn, damn, damn… _damn_ this wretched bag… oh, the wretched, damn, bloody little bag. It’s the one thing I hate about being a doctor - it’s this wretched bloody little _bag!_ ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2026, 1:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/6451 "2026-08-29T13:20:37Z")
Nasty, grubby, dirty, mingy, scrubby little fork… ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2026, 3:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/6452 "2026-08-29T15:42:30Z")
Mr. Badger, I think you’re the silliest person we’ve ever had on this program, and so I’m going to ask you to have dinner with me. ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2026, 7:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/6453 "2026-08-29T19:51:52Z")
I can say nothing at this point. ---
**Author:** ![Pardel-Lux](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pardel-lux/32/20182_2.png) [@Pardel-Lux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pardel-Lux)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2026, 10:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/6454 "2026-08-29T22:07:56Z")
I swear to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth, so anyway. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2026, 4:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/6455 "2026-08-30T04:34:35Z")
Bolton backwards would be Notlob. ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2026, 3:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/6456 "2026-08-30T15:15:38Z")
Jolly good. Well back to the office with you then. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2026, 3:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/6457 "2026-08-30T15:53:26Z")
I won’t ruin your sketch for a pound. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2026, 3:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/6458 "2026-08-31T15:30:24Z")
Proust’s novel ostensibly tells of the irrevocability of time lost, the forfeiture of innocence through experience, the reinstallment of extra-temporal values of time regained, ultimately the novel is both optimistic and set within the context of a humane religious experience, re-stating as it does the concept of intemporality. In the first volume, Swarm, the family friend visit… ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2026, 6:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/6459 "2026-08-31T18:42:58Z")
Oh that’s not what I’ve heard. ---
**Author:** ![Pardel-Lux](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pardel-lux/32/20182_2.png) [@Pardel-Lux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pardel-Lux)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2026, 6:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/6460 "2026-08-31T18:46:43Z")
Tonight, instead of discussing the existence or non-existence of God, they have decided to fight for it. The existence, or non-existence, to be determined by two falls, two submissions, or a knockout. All right boys, let’s get to it. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460.md?page=322) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460.md?page=324)