# Monty Python non sequitur thread (Part 2) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [November 23, 2022, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460 "2022-11-23T21:55:23Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 324
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2026, 3:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/6461 "2026-09-01T03:15:23Z")
And now here comes Vivian, Vivian to insult the waiter, and he is heaping abuse on him, and he is humiliating him, there and he’s gone into the lead. ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2026, 6:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/6462 "2026-09-01T18:32:32Z")
And so on and so on and so on. And now… ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2026, 2:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/6463 "2026-09-02T02:24:07Z")
Well, I feel that they have missed the whole point of my disease. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2026, 4:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/6464 "2026-09-02T04:19:48Z")
I’ve got a hat. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2026, 2:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/6465 "2026-09-02T14:01:15Z")
My brain hurts! ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2026, 3:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/6466 "2026-09-02T15:43:06Z")
I’m going upstairs, I can’t bear it. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2026, 6:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/6467 "2026-09-02T18:34:54Z")
Brave, brave, brave Sir Robin! ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2026, 9:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/6468 "2026-09-02T21:13:13Z")
This is a totally free interruption and no money has exchanged hands whatever. ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2026, 4:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/6469 "2026-09-03T16:39:28Z")
Oh, go and get a glass of water. ---
**Author:** ![Pardel-Lux](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pardel-lux/32/20182_2.png) [@Pardel-Lux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pardel-Lux)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2026, 9:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/6470 "2026-09-03T21:18:48Z")
Dumm, dudumm, dumm, dudumm, dumm, dudumm, dudummm! ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2026, 3:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/6471 "2026-09-04T15:58:24Z")
Dramatically, sir? ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2026, 3:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/6472 "2026-09-05T03:19:44Z")
_SUPERIMPOSED CAPTION: ‘GET ON WITH IT’_ _SUPERIMPOSED CAPTION: ‘AND STOP SNIFFING’_ ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2026, 2:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/6473 "2026-09-05T14:45:00Z")
Very good speaking voice. ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2026, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/6474 "2026-09-07T17:08:55Z")
If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me? I am no longer infected. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2026, 4:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/6475 "2026-09-13T16:23:55Z")
Cor, what a lovely bit of stuff. I’d like to get my fingers around those knockers. ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2026, 6:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/6476 "2026-09-13T18:46:47Z")
No, he doesn’t want anyone at the moment, thank you. No, yes, yes, no thank you for trying, yes, yes, … no, Saxones, yes, yes thank you, bye, bye. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2026, 3:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/6477 "2026-09-14T03:12:36Z")
A path! A path! ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2026, 3:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/6478 "2026-09-14T15:25:34Z")
Yes, well done, Mrs. L of Leicester, Mrs. B of Buxton and Mrs. G of Gotwick, the loony was of course the writer, Sir Walter Scott. ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2026, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/6479 "2026-09-14T17:50:31Z")
That came out a bit glib didn’t it? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2026, 12:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/6480 "2026-09-15T00:51:44Z")
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