# Monty Python non sequitur thread (Part 2) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [November 23, 2022, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460 "2022-11-23T21:55:23Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 325
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2026, 1:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/6481 "2026-09-15T01:54:33Z")
A duck! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2026, 2:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/6482 "2026-09-15T02:28:54Z")
O Knights… who until recently said “Ni”… ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2026, 3:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/6483 "2026-09-15T15:45:51Z")
Is there someone else up there we could talk to? ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2026, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/6484 "2026-09-15T17:40:25Z")
Dinsdale! Dinsdale! ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2026, 3:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/6485 "2026-09-16T15:17:41Z")
Good evening. We’ve got an action-packed evening for you tonight on Thames, but right now here’s a rotten old BBC program. ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2026, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/6486 "2026-09-16T16:25:53Z")
Is this the Casualty Department? ---
**Author:** ![Pardel-Lux](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pardel-lux/32/20182_2.png) [@Pardel-Lux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pardel-Lux)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2026, 7:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/6487 "2026-09-16T19:00:28Z")
Quiet. Quiet. Now wait a minute. I have already warned this program about infringing the Army copyright of our slogan ‘It’s a pig’s life… man’s life in the modern army’. And I’m warning you if it happens again, I shall come down on this program like a ton of bricks… right. Carry on sergeant major. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2026, 2:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/6488 "2026-09-17T02:13:54Z")
_Guards! Make sure the Prince doesn’t leave this room until I come and get him._ **Not to leave the room, even if you come and get him.** ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2026, 5:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/6489 "2026-09-17T05:10:47Z")
Hello, Curry’s? I’d like to try one of your thirteen-and-sixpenny brains please. ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2026, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/6490 "2026-09-17T15:52:38Z")
And now an appeal for sanity from the Reverend Arthur Belling. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2026, 9:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/6491 "2026-09-20T21:30:05Z")
It’s Charwoman! ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2026, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/6492 "2026-09-20T21:55:40Z")
I’m warning you. If you say Jehovah once more… ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2026, 2:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/6493 "2026-09-21T14:31:31Z")
Give him another twenty seconds. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2026, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/6494 "2026-09-21T20:18:54Z")
There’s bugger all down here on Earth. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2026, 2:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/6495 "2026-09-22T02:16:47Z")
Sadly, David Niven cannot be with us tonight, but he has sent his fridge. ---
**Author:** ![Pardel-Lux](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pardel-lux/32/20182_2.png) [@Pardel-Lux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pardel-Lux)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2026, 7:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/6496 "2026-09-22T07:50:27Z")
He’s mending it with his own hands! ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2026, 12:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/6497 "2026-09-22T12:32:32Z")
He bloody should have been. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2026, 3:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/6498 "2026-09-22T15:53:15Z")
Your Majesty is like a big jam doughnut with cream on the top. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2026, 4:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/6499 "2026-09-22T16:22:31Z")
Oh, what a give-away. Did you hear that? Did you hear that, eh? That’s what I’m on about. Did you see him repressing me? You saw it, didn’t you? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2026, 10:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/6500 "2026-09-22T22:10:52Z")
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