# Monty Python non sequitur thread (Part 2)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [November 23, 2022, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460 "2022-11-23T21:55:23Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 9\
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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [October 5, 2026, 8:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/6541 "2026-10-05T20:24:17Z")

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I’d like to have Raquel Welch dropped on top of me.

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [October 6, 2026, 3:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/6542 "2026-10-06T03:11:21Z")

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Listen Buster! In Reykyavik it is dark for eight months of the year, and it’s cold enough to freeze your wrists off and there’s only golly fish to eat.

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [October 6, 2026, 1:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/6543 "2026-10-06T13:32:23Z")

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Every sperm is sacred.

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**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\
**Post date:** [October 6, 2026, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/6544 "2026-10-06T15:35:22Z")

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Really, they are not for sale.

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**Author:** ![Pardel-Lux](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pardel-lux/32/20182_2.png) [@Pardel-Lux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pardel-Lux)\
**Post date:** [October 6, 2026, 3:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/6545 "2026-10-06T15:47:26Z")

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Remember: policemen make wonderful friends. So write today and take advantage of our free officer. Thank you. And now for the next sketch.

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [October 7, 2026, 12:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/6546 "2026-10-07T00:30:32Z")

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It is now the end of ‘Michael Ellis’ week. From now on it is ‘Chris Quinn’ week.

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [October 7, 2026, 3:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/6547 "2026-10-07T03:19:01Z")

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Albatross! _Albatross!_

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [October 7, 2026, 4:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/6548 "2026-10-07T04:22:41Z")

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Lancelot! Lancelot!

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**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\
**Post date:** [October 7, 2026, 1:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/6549 "2026-10-07T13:27:58Z")

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Yes, Mr Keith Maniac from Guatemala.

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