# Monty Python non sequitur thread (Part 2)
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460
**Category:** Thread Games
**Created:** [November 23, 2022, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460 "2022-11-23T21:55:23Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 55
### Author:  [@Pardel-Lux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pardel-Lux)
#### Post date: [July 7, 2023, 7:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/1081 "2023-07-07T19:20:50Z")
Soooorryyyyy!!!
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### Author:  [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)
#### Post date: [July 7, 2023, 7:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/1082 "2023-07-07T19:40:06Z")
Have you been talking to television again, dear?
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### Author:  [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)
#### Post date: [July 7, 2023, 8:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/1083 "2023-07-07T20:51:37Z")
I can’t pretend that this library hasn’t had its difficulties … Mr Robertson, your predecessor, an excellent librarian, savaged three people last week and had to be destroyed.
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### Author:  [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)
#### Post date: [July 8, 2023, 1:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/1084 "2023-07-08T01:38:21Z")
Hey, look. Howard’s being eaten.
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### Author:  [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)
#### Post date: [July 8, 2023, 11:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/1085 "2023-07-08T11:50:00Z")
But can a bee be said to be
Or not to be an entire bee
When half the bee is not a bee
Due to some ancient injury?
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### Author:  [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)
#### Post date: [July 8, 2023, 8:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/1086 "2023-07-08T20:56:21Z")
Oh, intercourse the penguin!
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### Author:  [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)
#### Post date: [July 9, 2023, 12:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/1087 "2023-07-09T12:12:27Z")
Excuse me, is the third test in here?
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### Author:  [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)
#### Post date: [July 9, 2023, 1:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/1088 "2023-07-09T13:10:23Z")
Have you heard the one about the three nuns in the nudist colony?
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### Author:  [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)
#### Post date: [July 9, 2023, 3:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/1089 "2023-07-09T15:00:59Z")
Dunnnnng!
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### Author:  [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)
#### Post date: [July 9, 2023, 5:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/1090 "2023-07-09T17:43:12Z")
That’s a strange expression, Bruce.
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### Author:  [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)
#### Post date: [July 10, 2023, 3:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/1091 "2023-07-10T15:30:44Z")
This may be even more serious than even I had at first been imagining. What a strange… strange line. There’s no time to waste. Get me the Chief Commissioner of Police.
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### Author:  [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)
#### Post date: [July 10, 2023, 5:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/1092 "2023-07-10T17:01:06Z")
Allow me to introduce myself. I’m Inspector Fox of the Light Entertainment Police, Comedy Division, Special Flying Squad.
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### Author:  [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)
#### Post date: [July 10, 2023, 10:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/1093 "2023-07-10T22:58:18Z")
Alright, we’ll call it a draw.
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### Author:  [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)
#### Post date: [July 11, 2023, 11:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/1094 "2023-07-11T11:23:10Z")
Who’s a pretty boy, then?
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### Author:  [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)
#### Post date: [July 12, 2023, 3:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/1095 "2023-07-12T15:16:16Z")
Spam!
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### Author:  [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)
#### Post date: [July 12, 2023, 3:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/1096 "2023-07-12T15:32:09Z")
ooh ar naggy gamly rangle tandie oogly noogle Goblie oog
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### Author:  [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)
#### Post date: [July 12, 2023, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/1097 "2023-07-12T18:47:36Z")
it’s only a model.
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### Author:  [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)
#### Post date: [July 12, 2023, 8:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/1098 "2023-07-12T20:11:48Z")
Always look on the bright side of life.
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### Author:  [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)
#### Post date: [July 12, 2023, 8:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/1099 "2023-07-12T20:20:57Z")
I’m sorry, I have a cold. I wish to make a complaint!
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### Author:  [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)
#### Post date: [July 12, 2023, 8:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/1100 "2023-07-12T20:31:19Z")
Oh, I got two legs from my waist to the ground, and
When I move 'em they walk around, and
When I lift 'em they climb the stairs, and
When I shave 'em they ain’t got hairs!
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