# Monty Python non sequitur thread (Part 2)
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460
**Category:** Thread Games
**Created:** [November 23, 2022, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460 "2022-11-23T21:55:23Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 56
### Author:  [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)
#### Post date: [July 12, 2023, 10:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/1101 "2023-07-12T22:46:17Z")
Come in, my little loves. I’ve got no option but to sell you all for scientific experiments.
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### Author:  [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)
#### Post date: [July 13, 2023, 12:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/1102 "2023-07-13T12:27:23Z")
So far today we’ve had five hours batting from England and already they’re nought for nought.
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### Author:  [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)
#### Post date: [July 13, 2023, 4:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/1103 "2023-07-13T16:31:11Z")
Here comes that wacky queen again.
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### Author:  [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)
#### Post date: [July 14, 2023, 12:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/1104 "2023-07-14T00:27:45Z")
Not guilcup.
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### Author:  [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)
#### Post date: [July 14, 2023, 3:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/1105 "2023-07-14T03:47:21Z")
Pardon me, ah, could someone give me a push?
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### Author:  [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)
#### Post date: [July 14, 2023, 12:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/1106 "2023-07-14T12:13:04Z")
Horses! Armchairs!
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### Author:  [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)
#### Post date: [July 14, 2023, 3:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/1107 "2023-07-14T15:13:31Z")
Oh, shit! It’s Mr. Creosote.
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### Author:  [@pjd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pjd)
#### Post date: [July 15, 2023, 3:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/1108 "2023-07-15T15:17:26Z")
Orange water gibbon bucket of plaster.
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### Author:  [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)
#### Post date: [July 15, 2023, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/1109 "2023-07-15T16:06:31Z")
I thought we were here to discuss archaeology.
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### Author:  [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)
#### Post date: [July 15, 2023, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/1110 "2023-07-15T16:42:47Z")
Look, who is this Michael Ellis?
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### Author:  [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)
#### Post date: [July 15, 2023, 7:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/1111 "2023-07-15T19:34:33Z")
Well, would you remember a man six foot nine inches high, fortyish, and he’s got a long scar from here to here and absolutely no nose?
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### Author:  [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)
#### Post date: [July 16, 2023, 3:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/1112 "2023-07-16T03:02:12Z")
Venezuelan beaver cheese?
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### Author:  [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)
#### Post date: [July 16, 2023, 12:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/1113 "2023-07-16T12:55:24Z")
And now an appeal for sanity from the Reverend Arthur Belling.
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### Author:  [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)
#### Post date: [July 16, 2023, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/1114 "2023-07-16T16:52:34Z")
Five is right out!
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### Author:  [@Pardel-Lux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pardel-Lux)
#### Post date: [July 16, 2023, 5:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/1115 "2023-07-16T17:14:30Z")
- Ur’gh! I’ve got Vermeer all down my shirt…
- Watteau, dear?
- What a terrible joke.
- But it’s my only line.
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### Author:  [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)
#### Post date: [July 17, 2023, 12:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/1116 "2023-07-17T12:00:54Z")
Oh, just call me darling.
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### Author:  [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)
#### Post date: [July 17, 2023, 1:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/1117 "2023-07-17T13:52:34Z")
I’ll do what I like, because I’m six foot five and I eat punks like you for breakfast.
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### Author:  [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)
#### Post date: [July 17, 2023, 8:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/1118 "2023-07-17T20:39:04Z")
It’s just a flesh wound.
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### Author:  [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)
#### Post date: [July 18, 2023, 12:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/1119 "2023-07-18T12:07:11Z")
I preferred the dirty version.
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### Author:  [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)
#### Post date: [July 18, 2023, 12:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/1120 "2023-07-18T12:59:19Z")
Good evening. I’d like to talk to you tonight about the place of the nude in my bed … um … in the history of my bed … of art, of _art_, I’m sorry. The place of the nude in the history of tart… call-girl… I’m sorry. I’ll start again… Bum … oh what a giveaway. The place of the nude in art.
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