# Monty Python non sequitur thread (Part 2) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [November 23, 2022, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460 "2022-11-23T21:55:23Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 60
**Author:** ![Pardel-Lux](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pardel-lux/32/20182_2.png) [@Pardel-Lux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pardel-Lux)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2023, 10:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/1181 "2023-07-30T22:47:26Z")
I want him to get a-head. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2023, 5:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/1182 "2023-07-31T05:44:01Z")
Weather for tomorrow will be cloudy with occasional outbreaks of rain. And that is the end of the news. ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2023, 12:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/1183 "2023-07-31T12:45:10Z")
Ring the police. Yes, that’s a good idea. Get them over here fast … no, on second thoughts, get them over here slowly, so they don’t drop anything. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2023, 2:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/1184 "2023-07-31T14:51:47Z")
This is where Mrs Shazam was so wrong. Exploding is a perfectly normal medical phenomenon. In many fields of medicine nowadays, a dose of dynamite can do a world of good. For instance, athlete’s foot - an irritating condition - can be cured by applying a small charge of TNT between each toe. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2023, 4:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/1185 "2023-07-31T16:50:34Z")
It’s… ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2023, 12:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/1186 "2023-08-01T12:11:02Z")
And that’s the final entry. La derniere entree. Das final entry. And now, guten abend. Das scores. The scores. Les scores. Dei scores. Oh! Scores. Ha! Scores! ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2023, 12:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/1187 "2023-08-01T12:18:59Z")
And now on BBC another six minutes of Monty Python’s Flying Circus. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2023, 1:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/1188 "2023-08-01T13:42:48Z")
That’s-- that’s, uh-- that’s enough music for now, lads. Looks like there’s dirty work afoot. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2023, 7:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/1189 "2023-08-01T19:55:26Z")
I’ve had my chance and I’ve muffed it. Anyway, there we are. I’m not really awfully good with words. You see, I’m more of a visual performer. ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2023, 11:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/1190 "2023-08-02T11:58:15Z")
I say my lines out of the trench? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2023, 8:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/1191 "2023-08-02T20:03:59Z")
I’m sorry, I have a cold. I wish to make a complaint! (And see post 499 and thereafter: [Botticelli, July 2023 - #499 by Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-july-2023/986407/499)) ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2023, 8:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/1192 "2023-08-02T20:24:49Z")
This is an ex-parrot! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2023, 8:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/1193 "2023-08-02T20:39:05Z")
‘E’s not pinin’, 'e’s passed on! This parrot is no more! He has ceased to be! 'E’s expired and gone to meet 'is maker! 'E’s a stiff! Bereft of life, 'e rests in peace! If you hadn’t nailed 'im to the perch 'e’d be pushing up the daisies! 'Is metabolic processes are now 'istory! 'E’s off the twig! 'E’s kicked the bucket, 'e’s shuffled off ‘is mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin’ choir invisible! ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2023, 9:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/1194 "2023-08-02T21:33:03Z")
I’m not dead yet. ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2023, 12:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/1195 "2023-08-03T12:40:23Z")
How did you know my name was Eric? ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2023, 1:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/1196 "2023-08-03T13:28:53Z")
Mungo… never kill a customer. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2023, 3:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/1197 "2023-08-03T15:59:15Z")
It’s not him. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2023, 8:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/1198 "2023-08-03T20:11:31Z")
You’re not fooling anyone, you know. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2023, 11:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/1199 "2023-08-03T23:58:23Z")
Timmy Williams’ ‘Coffee Time’ was brought to you live from Woppi’s in Holborn. ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2023, 1:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/1200 "2023-08-04T13:31:49Z")
Shut up. It’s about your advertising campaign for Conquistador Coffee. Now, I’ve had the managing director of Conquistador to see me this morning and he’s very unhappy with your campaign. Very unhappy. In fact, he’s shot himself. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460.md?page=59) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460.md?page=61)