# Monty Python non sequitur thread (Part 2) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [November 23, 2022, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460 "2022-11-23T21:55:23Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 62
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2023, 1:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/1221 "2023-08-08T13:27:10Z")
Now I’m really cheesed off. I mean it’s not your high-brow bleeding plays that pull in the viewers, you know. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2023, 8:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/1222 "2023-08-08T20:47:16Z")
Dung, sir. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2023, 4:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/1223 "2023-08-09T04:07:12Z")
It’s the Cutty Sark. It’s a model I’ve been making in the dark for some years now. ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2023, 1:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/1224 "2023-08-09T13:26:26Z")
My hovercraft … is full of eels. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2023, 2:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/1225 "2023-08-09T14:21:08Z")
I’m sorry, we don’t need you this week. ---
**Author:** ![Pardel-Lux](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pardel-lux/32/20182_2.png) [@Pardel-Lux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pardel-Lux)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2023, 8:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/1226 "2023-08-09T20:07:03Z")
I hit the ball first time and there it was in the back of the net. ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2023, 12:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/1227 "2023-08-10T12:27:28Z")
Hold it. Hold it. Look, loves … can anyone not involved in this scene, please leave the set. ---
**Author:** ![Thudlow\_Boink](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thudlow_boink/32/320_2.png) [@Thudlow\_Boink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thudlow_Boink)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2023, 2:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/1228 "2023-08-11T02:25:18Z")
On second thought, let’s not go to Camelot. It is a silly place. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2023, 3:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/1229 "2023-08-11T03:38:16Z")
We eat ham and jam and Spam a lot! ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2023, 4:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/1230 "2023-08-11T04:12:45Z")
I have to push the pram a lot. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2023, 1:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/1231 "2023-08-11T13:10:43Z")
Look, that rabbit’s got a vicious streak a mile wide! It’s a killer! ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2023, 1:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/1232 "2023-08-11T13:36:46Z")
You don’t have to tell me, son. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2023, 1:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/1233 "2023-08-11T13:40:47Z")
This is my wife Audrey, she smells a bit but she has a heart of gold. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2023, 1:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/1234 "2023-08-11T13:56:10Z")
It _is_ the rabbit! ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2023, 1:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/1235 "2023-08-12T13:28:18Z")
A horse, a horse, my kingdom for a horse. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2023, 2:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/1236 "2023-08-12T14:51:46Z")
I’m not sorry to interrupt - I’ll interrupt anything if it gets people looking in my direction. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2023, 1:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/1237 "2023-08-13T01:41:50Z")
Splunge! ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2023, 4:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/1238 "2023-08-13T04:08:21Z")
Heh, hee ha ha hee hee! Hee hee hee ha ha ha! ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2023, 1:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/1239 "2023-08-13T13:07:22Z")
You mean spam spam spam spam spam spam… ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2023, 2:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/1240 "2023-08-13T14:45:41Z")
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