# Monty Python non sequitur thread (Part 2) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [November 23, 2022, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460 "2022-11-23T21:55:23Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 63
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2023, 6:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/1241 "2023-08-13T18:46:14Z")
I don’t like spam! ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2023, 12:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/1242 "2023-08-14T12:36:26Z")
Shut up!! Baked beans are off. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2023, 4:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/1243 "2023-08-14T16:55:36Z")
Righto! ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2023, 8:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/1244 "2023-08-14T20:12:50Z")
…spam, spam, spam, spam and spam. ---
**Author:** ![Pardel-Lux](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pardel-lux/32/20182_2.png) [@Pardel-Lux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pardel-Lux)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2023, 8:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/1245 "2023-08-14T20:25:43Z")
Ah Mr. Notlob, ah park your hips, on the sitting device. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2023, 9:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/1246 "2023-08-14T21:57:49Z")
How do know so much about swallows? ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2023, 2:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/1247 "2023-08-15T14:51:14Z")
Oh, well, I’m not very talkative today. It’s a form of defensive response to intense interrogative stimuli. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2023, 3:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/1248 "2023-08-15T15:20:28Z")
Monty Python’s Flying Circus tonight comes to you live from the Grillomat Snack Bar, Paignton. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2023, 3:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/1249 "2023-08-15T15:58:32Z")
The announcement to which you are now listening, is available only on the executive version of this record, and is not available on any other version. ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2023, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/1250 "2023-08-16T14:40:54Z")
All right, come on, that’s enough, that’s enough. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2023, 3:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/1251 "2023-08-16T15:42:49Z")
It’s all gotten rather silly… ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2023, 4:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/1252 "2023-08-16T16:32:12Z")
This is Side Two! If you want to play the record from the beginning, please turn over! Do not play this side if you want to hear Side One! This is Side Two! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2023, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/1253 "2023-08-16T19:01:36Z")
_I don’t like Spam!_ ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2023, 7:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/1254 "2023-08-16T19:20:27Z")
If only Bicycle Repair Man were here! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2023, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/1255 "2023-08-16T20:26:44Z")
Algy’s here, too. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2023, 10:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/1256 "2023-08-16T22:08:41Z")
Don’t call me senõr! I’m not a Spanish person. You must call me Mr. Biggles, or Group Captain Biggles: or Mary Biggles if I’m dressed as my wife, but never senor. ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2023, 12:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/1257 "2023-08-17T12:07:33Z")
Ah yes, did you bring the um … the specimen of your um … and so on, and so on? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2023, 12:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/1258 "2023-08-17T12:29:59Z")
What’s wrong with a kiss, boy? Hmm? Why not start her off with a nice kiss? You don’t have to go leaping straight for the clitoris like a bull at a gate. Give her a kiss, boy. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2023, 3:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/1259 "2023-08-17T15:34:32Z")
Hello to you live from the Grillomat Snack Bar, Paignton. And so, without any more ado, let’s have the titles. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2023, 7:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/1260 "2023-08-17T19:14:02Z")
Oooh, get her! Whoops! I’ve got your number, ducky. You couldn’t afford me, dear, two, three. I’d scratch your eyes out! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460.md?page=62) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460.md?page=64)