# Monty Python non sequitur thread (Part 2) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [November 23, 2022, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460 "2022-11-23T21:55:23Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 71
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2023, 5:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/1401 "2023-09-15T17:24:32Z")
Be careful! There are llamas! ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2023, 5:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/1402 "2023-09-15T17:33:37Z")
And Mrs. Norris made sandwiches. ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2023, 7:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/1403 "2023-09-16T19:19:11Z")
Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! Thank you and now for the fish - the fish down the trousers. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2023, 3:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/1404 "2023-09-17T03:29:33Z")
It’s…. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2023, 3:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/1405 "2023-09-17T03:58:00Z")
Augh! Ohh! Don’t say that word. ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2023, 1:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/1406 "2023-09-17T13:56:56Z")
Good evening, we interrupt this programme again, a) to irritate you and, b) to provide work for one of our announcers. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2023, 5:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/1407 "2023-09-17T17:19:38Z")
Say no more! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2023, 2:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/1408 "2023-09-18T02:42:05Z")
Ugh. Me heap dizzy. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2023, 2:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/1409 "2023-09-18T02:46:47Z")
When danger reared its ugly head, he bravely turned his tail and fled. ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2023, 1:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/1410 "2023-09-18T13:29:26Z")
Good man. Now remember your announcer’s training: deep breaths, and try not to think about what you’re saying. ---
**Author:** ![Pardel-Lux](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pardel-lux/32/20182_2.png) [@Pardel-Lux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pardel-Lux)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2023, 1:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/1411 "2023-09-18T13:52:10Z")
Shut up. It’s about your advertising campaign for Conquistador Coffee. Now, I’ve had the managing director of Conquistador to see me this morning and he’s very unhappy with your campaign. Very unhappy. In fact, he’s shot himself. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2023, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/1412 "2023-09-18T15:39:08Z")
And Oliver has run himself over! What a great twit! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2023, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/1413 "2023-09-18T17:17:50Z")
Oh, Mr. Belpit, your legs are so swollen. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2023, 10:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/1414 "2023-09-18T22:09:42Z")
Ah well, this is your free dead Indian, as advertised… ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2023, 4:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/1415 "2023-09-19T04:27:14Z")
I have this terrible feeling of déjà vu. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2023, 12:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/1416 "2023-09-19T12:40:26Z")
And now for something completely the same. ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2023, 12:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/1417 "2023-09-19T12:59:57Z")
But who is this? My goodness me it’s the Duke of Kent to the rescue… ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2023, 1:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/1418 "2023-09-19T13:08:03Z")
Here comes that wacky Queen again! ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2023, 2:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/1419 "2023-09-19T14:49:52Z")
People on television treat the general public like idiots. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2023, 5:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/1420 "2023-09-19T17:29:10Z")
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