# Monty Python non sequitur thread (Part 2) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [November 23, 2022, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460 "2022-11-23T21:55:23Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 76
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2023, 6:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/1501 "2023-10-02T18:30:05Z")
Lovely plumage. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2023, 2:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/1502 "2023-10-03T02:20:24Z")
Message for you sir! ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2023, 2:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/1503 "2023-10-03T14:14:17Z")
Try it on the five inch, Gladys. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2023, 5:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/1504 "2023-10-03T17:05:32Z")
One thing I can’t stand, it’s people groveling. ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2023, 2:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/1505 "2023-10-04T14:59:13Z")
Oh, I thought you were complaining about the bouzouki player! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2023, 8:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/1506 "2023-10-04T20:11:29Z")
Ah, hungry! ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2023, 4:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/1507 "2023-10-05T04:42:30Z")
ARTHUR: What are you doing in England? FRENCH GUARD: Mind your own business! ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2023, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/1508 "2023-10-05T17:56:08Z")
Come again? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2023, 9:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/1509 "2023-10-05T21:36:49Z")
And now for something more completely different… ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2023, 10:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/1510 "2023-10-05T22:54:44Z")
So, each of the knights went their separate ways. ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2023, 4:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/1511 "2023-10-06T16:55:59Z")
Do I say ‘yes’? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2023, 7:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/1512 "2023-10-06T19:32:23Z")
And there was much rejoicing. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2023, 9:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/1513 "2023-10-06T21:12:09Z")
What? I don’t know that ---- AAAAAAA! ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2023, 12:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/1514 "2023-10-07T12:00:33Z")
There’s no pleasing some people. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2023, 6:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/1515 "2023-10-07T18:06:55Z")
Say no more! ---
**Author:** ![Pardel-Lux](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pardel-lux/32/20182_2.png) [@Pardel-Lux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pardel-Lux)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2023, 6:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/1516 "2023-10-07T18:29:17Z")
Well pretty much as I predicted, except that the Silly party won. Er, I think this is largely due to the number of votes cast. Gerald. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2023, 3:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/1517 "2023-10-08T03:02:10Z")
That’s just what Jesus said! ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2023, 1:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/1518 "2023-10-08T13:51:40Z")
Thank you, brother. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2023, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/1519 "2023-10-08T20:52:18Z")
Run away! Run away! ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2023, 12:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/1520 "2023-10-09T12:57:32Z")
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