# Monty Python non sequitur thread (Part 2)

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**Created:** [November 23, 2022, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460 "2022-11-23T21:55:23Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [October 16, 2023, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/1541 "2023-10-16T20:43:09Z")

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Here! Don’t you start doing a documentary on us, young man.

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**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\
**Post date:** [October 16, 2023, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/1542 "2023-10-16T21:16:18Z")

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Raise high the drawbridge. Gloucester’s troops approach.

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**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\
**Post date:** [October 17, 2023, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/1543 "2023-10-17T17:56:59Z")

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Fetche lavache!

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [October 17, 2023, 8:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/1544 "2023-10-17T20:12:04Z")

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We was too late. The Reverend Grundy bit the ceiling.

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [October 18, 2023, 3:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/1545 "2023-10-18T15:01:03Z")

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Ooh, you lucky bastard.

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**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\
**Post date:** [October 18, 2023, 3:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/1546 "2023-10-18T15:43:23Z")

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I’ll remember you. Don’t you worry. I’ll remember you.

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**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\
**Post date:** [October 19, 2023, 6:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/1547 "2023-10-19T18:21:03Z")

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Where’s all the others, then?

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [October 19, 2023, 9:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/1548 "2023-10-19T21:05:14Z")

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No, no, no - it’s spelt Raymond Luxury Yach-t, but it’s pronounced ‘Throatwobbler Mangrove’.

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [October 19, 2023, 10:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/1549 "2023-10-19T22:34:37Z")

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Architects! Up there! Up there!

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**Author:** ![Pardel-Lux](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pardel-lux/32/20182_2.png) [@Pardel-Lux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pardel-Lux)\
**Post date:** [October 19, 2023, 10:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/1550 "2023-10-19T22:41:33Z")

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Mungo! Never kill a customer!

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [October 20, 2023, 2:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/1551 "2023-10-20T14:29:27Z")

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No, no, sir, it’s alright, we don’t morally censor, we just want the money.

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**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\
**Post date:** [October 20, 2023, 2:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/1552 "2023-10-20T14:52:03Z")

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A lot of people are far less understanding than you are. A lot of people take offense even when I talk to them.

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [October 20, 2023, 8:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/1553 "2023-10-20T20:15:33Z")

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Shut up.

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**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\
**Post date:** [October 21, 2023, 11:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/1554 "2023-10-21T11:44:18Z")

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A tiger in Africa?!

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [October 21, 2023, 1:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/1555 "2023-10-21T13:49:06Z")

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G’day Bruce!

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [October 21, 2023, 3:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/1556 "2023-10-21T15:25:24Z")

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From the makers of ‘Gunfight at the OK Corral in Morse Code’.

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [October 21, 2023, 6:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/1557 "2023-10-21T18:02:35Z")

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Lovely people, the Romans.

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [October 21, 2023, 10:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/1558 "2023-10-21T22:47:14Z")

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Well, I follow the moth in the helicopter to lure it away from the flowers, and then Roy comes along in the Lockheed Starfighter and attacks it with air-to-air missiles.

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**Author:** ![Thudlow\_Boink](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thudlow_boink/32/320_2.png) [@Thudlow\_Boink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thudlow_Boink)\
**Post date:** [October 21, 2023, 10:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/1559 "2023-10-21T22:55:59Z")

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Can’t be sirloin. Not from a piggy, Neddy.

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**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\
**Post date:** [October 22, 2023, 12:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/1560 "2023-10-22T12:20:18Z")

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Well, I wouldn’t know about that, madam. We’re just, uh, doing our jobs, you know.

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