# Monty Python non sequitur thread (Part 2) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [November 23, 2022, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460 "2022-11-23T21:55:23Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 84
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2023, 3:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/1661 "2023-11-08T03:33:42Z")
I came here for an argument! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2023, 4:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/1662 "2023-11-08T04:21:26Z")
My brain hurts! ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2023, 1:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/1663 "2023-11-08T13:20:43Z")
Right! This calls for immediate discussion! ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2023, 2:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/1664 "2023-11-08T14:41:59Z")
You’re not furnished, you fascist. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2023, 3:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/1665 "2023-11-08T15:09:05Z")
First offense? Yeah, crucifixion. ---
**Author:** ![Spectre\_of\_Pithecanthropus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spectre_of_pithecanthropus/32/12343_2.png) [@Spectre\_of\_Pithecanthropus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spectre_of_Pithecanthropus)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2023, 9:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/1666 "2023-11-08T21:48:20Z")
…This is the fridge in which David keeps most of his milk, butter and eggs. What a typically selfless gesture, that he should send this fridge, of all his fridges, to be with us tonight. (Fun factoid: Long ago, when my parents had the garage converted into a bonus room, the contractor installed Edward G. Robinson’s wall mounted heater.) ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2023, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/1667 "2023-11-08T22:21:26Z")
“Where’s your heater _nowwwww_?” In play: I want you all to call me Loretta. ---
**Author:** ![Pardel-Lux](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pardel-lux/32/20182_2.png) [@Pardel-Lux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pardel-Lux)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2023, 10:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/1668 "2023-11-08T22:32:31Z")
A man’s got to do what a man’s got to do, and there ain’t no sense in runnin’. Now you gotta turn, and you gotta fight, and you gotta hold your head up high. ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2023, 3:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/1669 "2023-11-09T03:25:23Z")
All right, all right, not biscuits, but lets kill him anyway. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2023, 5:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/1670 "2023-11-09T05:38:00Z")
I want to see a sketch of Eric’s. Nudge Nudge. ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2023, 12:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/1671 "2023-11-09T12:59:48Z")
Second floor … stationery, leather goods, tribal head injuries, cricket bats, film stars, dolphinariums. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2023, 2:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/1672 "2023-11-09T14:22:40Z")
Go away! ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2023, 2:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/1673 "2023-11-09T14:49:49Z")
I’m sorry squire, I’ve gobbed on your carpet. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2023, 7:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/1674 "2023-11-09T19:17:45Z")
She raises polecats. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2023, 8:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/1675 "2023-11-09T20:14:44Z")
First ascent in a hot-air balloon, by the Montgolfier brothers - 1783 … I can see us now… just after Montesquieu and just before Mozart. ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2023, 8:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/1676 "2023-11-09T20:20:19Z")
Seek you the Bridge of Death. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2023, 8:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/1677 "2023-11-09T20:23:45Z")
Shabby, Ken Shabby. ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2023, 8:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/1678 "2023-11-09T20:36:11Z")
What a rotten ending. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2023, 8:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/1679 "2023-11-09T20:50:59Z")
Bravely ran away, bravely ran away, away. ---
**Author:** ![Pardel-Lux](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pardel-lux/32/20182_2.png) [@Pardel-Lux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pardel-Lux)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2023, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/1680 "2023-11-09T21:16:41Z")
Quite right - you don’t want to come back from Sorrento to a dead cat. It’d be so anticlimactic. Yes, kill it now, that’s what I say. We’re going to have to have our budgie put down. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460.md?page=83) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460.md?page=85)