# Monty Python non sequitur thread (Part 2) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [November 23, 2022, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460 "2022-11-23T21:55:23Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 87
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2023, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/1721 "2023-11-15T21:37:52Z")
Budgie? ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2023, 10:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/1722 "2023-11-15T22:17:57Z")
No. 1: The larch. ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2023, 2:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/1723 "2023-11-16T14:07:52Z")
Ugh! Frightful words! ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2023, 6:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/1724 "2023-11-16T18:22:07Z")
And now for something completely different: a man with three buttocks! ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2023, 1:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/1725 "2023-11-17T13:34:36Z")
Oh, moto-cross! ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2023, 3:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/1726 "2023-11-17T15:51:44Z")
Ladies and gentlemen, I give you on the mouse organ ‘The Bells of St Mary’s’. Thank you. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2023, 4:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/1727 "2023-11-17T16:08:38Z")
Would you like to give up being a mason? Think carefully. Think. Think. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2023, 4:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/1728 "2023-11-17T16:26:43Z")
You’re a looney. ---
**Author:** ![Pardel-Lux](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pardel-lux/32/20182_2.png) [@Pardel-Lux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pardel-Lux)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2023, 4:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/1729 "2023-11-17T16:48:04Z")
Yes, repeats or war films. It really makes you want to micturate. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2023, 5:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/1730 "2023-11-17T17:23:49Z")
I want you to be my helpmate. As Tarzan had his Jane, as Napoleon had his Josephine, as Frankie Laine had whoever he had - I want you to help me in my plan to dominate the world! ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2023, 5:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/1731 "2023-11-17T17:52:21Z")
Yes, it’s either that, or ‘Oh that this too too solid flesh would melt …’ ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2023, 4:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/1732 "2023-11-18T16:44:32Z")
I’ve been meaning to spend more time in the restaurant recently, but I haven’t been too well. Things aren’t going very well back there. The poor cook’s son has been put away again, and poor old Mrs. Dalrymple who does the washing up can hardly move her poor fingers, and then there’s Gilberto’s war wound - but they’re good people, and they’re kind people, and together we were beginning to get over this dark patch … there was light at the end of the tunnel . … now this . … now this… ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2023, 4:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/1733 "2023-11-18T16:46:40Z")
Think… ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2023, 4:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/1734 "2023-11-18T16:51:48Z")
You don’t believe I’m a policeman, do you? ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2023, 5:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/1735 "2023-11-18T17:05:20Z")
Look, it’s a bleeding pet, isn’t it? I’ve got a license for me pet dog Eric, I’ve got a license for me pet cat Eric. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2023, 5:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/1736 "2023-11-18T17:15:39Z")
Do you want to come upstairs? ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2023, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/1737 "2023-11-18T17:20:24Z")
I’d like to complain about people who hold things up by complaining about people complaining. ---
**Author:** ![Thudlow\_Boink](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thudlow_boink/32/320_2.png) [@Thudlow\_Boink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thudlow_Boink)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2023, 5:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/1738 "2023-11-18T17:28:54Z")
Lucky we didn’t say anything about the dirty knife. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2023, 5:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/1739 "2023-11-18T17:34:49Z")
You bastards! Look what you’ve done to him! ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2023, 5:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/1740 "2023-11-18T17:36:13Z")
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