# Monty Python non sequitur thread (Part 2) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [November 23, 2022, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460 "2022-11-23T21:55:23Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 91
**Author:** ![Guest-starring\_Id](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guest-starring_id/32/21736_2.png) [@Guest-starring\_Id](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guest-starring_Id)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2023, 5:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/1801 "2023-11-26T17:38:38Z")
_If I were not in the CID_ _Something else I’d like to be_ _If I were not in the CID_ _A window cleaner me_ _With a rub-a-dub-dub_ _And a scrub-a-dub-dub_ _And a rub-a-dub all day long_ _With a rub-a-dub-dub_ _And a scrub-a-dub-dub_ _I’d sing this very song - HEY!_ ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2023, 8:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/1802 "2023-11-26T20:36:58Z")
A lovely song, Duckie. ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2023, 9:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/1803 "2023-11-26T21:02:25Z")
Do you know how old she is? ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2023, 9:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/1804 "2023-11-26T21:35:47Z")
Well, you have to know these things when you’re a king, you know. ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2023, 1:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/1805 "2023-11-27T13:39:48Z")
Nothing, dear. You’re not qualified! ---
**Author:** ![Pardel-Lux](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pardel-lux/32/20182_2.png) [@Pardel-Lux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pardel-Lux)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2023, 2:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/1806 "2023-11-27T14:04:25Z")
I still can’t see it. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2023, 2:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/1807 "2023-11-27T14:53:33Z")
Oh, don’t ask. He’s in one of his bleeding moods. ‘The bourgeoisie this is the bourgeoisie that’ - he’s like a little child sometimes. I was only telling the Rainiers the other day - course he’s always rude to them, only classy friends we’ve got - I was saying solidarity with the masses I said… pie in the sky! Oooh! You’re not a Marxist are you Mrs Conclusion? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2023, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/1808 "2023-11-27T17:56:54Z")
I will not buy this record, it is scratched. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2023, 7:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/1809 "2023-11-27T19:03:14Z")
Congratulations on buying the executive version of this record. ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2023, 1:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/1810 "2023-11-28T13:49:00Z")
Do as you’re told, man. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2023, 6:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/1811 "2023-11-28T18:20:40Z")
I like a nice dance; you’re forced to! ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2023, 6:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/1812 "2023-11-28T18:30:51Z")
Everyone must hanker For the butchness of a banker It’s accountancy that makes the world go round. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2023, 6:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/1813 "2023-11-28T18:38:05Z")
Anyway. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2023, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/1814 "2023-11-28T18:45:50Z")
Look, we’ll eat your mum. Then, if you feel a bit guilty about it afterwards, we can dig a grave and you can throw up into it. ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2023, 7:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/1815 "2023-11-28T19:10:41Z")
Shut your noise, you! And get that suit on! And no singing! ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2023, 7:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/1816 "2023-11-28T19:12:28Z")
I wish I’d been a girlie, just like my dear papa. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2023, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/1817 "2023-11-28T20:13:22Z")
Who said that? ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2023, 1:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/1818 "2023-11-29T13:35:14Z")
Matthias, son of Deuteronomy of Gath. ---
**Author:** ![Pardel-Lux](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pardel-lux/32/20182_2.png) [@Pardel-Lux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pardel-Lux)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2023, 1:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/1819 "2023-11-29T13:43:50Z")
My hovercraft is full of eels. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2023, 11:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/1820 "2023-11-29T23:48:21Z")
Are you nervy, irritable, depressed, tired of life. _(winks)_ Keep it up. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460.md?page=90) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460.md?page=92)