# Monty Python non sequitur thread (Part 2) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [November 23, 2022, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460 "2022-11-23T21:55:23Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 95
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2023, 5:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/1881 "2023-12-14T17:34:39Z")
Well, do SOMETHING. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2023, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/1882 "2023-12-14T20:13:12Z")
Mr. Stools, what makes you particularly interesting? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2023, 3:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/1883 "2023-12-15T15:19:54Z")
One on’t cross beams gone owt askew on treddle. ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2023, 3:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/1884 "2023-12-15T15:21:40Z")
Dear BBC, East Grinstead, Friday. I feel I really must write and protest about that sketch. My husband, in common with a lot of people of his age, is fifty. For how long are we to put up with these things. Yours sincerely, E. B. Debenham _(Mrs)_ . ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2023, 4:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/1885 "2023-12-15T16:28:33Z")
I’d like to complain about people who constantly hold things up by complaining about people who complain. It’s high time something was done about it! ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2023, 7:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/1886 "2023-12-15T19:52:01Z")
Well, we psychiatrists have found that over 8% of the population will always be mice. ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2023, 2:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/1887 "2023-12-16T14:15:31Z")
Ah, sorry about all that. And now back to the movie. ---
**Author:** ![Pardel-Lux](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pardel-lux/32/20182_2.png) [@Pardel-Lux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pardel-Lux)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2023, 2:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/1888 "2023-12-16T14:25:57Z")
I hit the ball first time and there it was on the back of the net! ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2023, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/1889 "2023-12-16T15:35:46Z")
Always look on the bright side of life. ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2023, 5:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/1890 "2023-12-16T17:54:14Z")
Yes, well that’s perhaps the best thing. Yes. You’ve certainly put my mind at rest on one or two points, there. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2023, 6:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/1891 "2023-12-16T18:53:30Z")
And now it’s time for the late night film. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2023, 2:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/1892 "2023-12-17T14:13:43Z")
I use two kinds of aftershave lotions - Frankincense, Myrrh - _three_ kinds of aftershave lotions, Frankincense, Myrrh, Sandalwood - _four_ kinds of aftershave lotion. Frankincense, … ---
**Author:** ![Pardel-Lux](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pardel-lux/32/20182_2.png) [@Pardel-Lux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pardel-Lux)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2023, 2:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/1893 "2023-12-17T14:47:49Z")
Yes, it was the _middle_ one. ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2023, 2:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/1894 "2023-12-17T14:51:02Z")
They wouldn’t give it to us if we didn’t pay for it, would they… eh? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2023, 6:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/1895 "2023-12-17T18:51:46Z")
It’s a bazooka! ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2023, 8:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/1896 "2023-12-17T20:25:14Z")
I assure you they do, Mr. Ellis. ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2023, 9:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/1897 "2023-12-17T21:11:14Z")
After a few more of these remarks, I shall be appearing in a sketch, so stay tuned. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2023, 10:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/1898 "2023-12-17T22:24:33Z")
Flopsy and I are glad you could come to our little party. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2023, 4:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/1899 "2023-12-18T16:10:01Z")
Bloody repeats! ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2023, 4:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/1900 "2023-12-18T16:21:29Z")
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