# Monty Python non sequitur thread (Part 2) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [November 23, 2022, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460 "2022-11-23T21:55:23Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 98
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2023, 3:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/1941 "2023-12-27T15:30:05Z")
Look out, there are llamas! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2023, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/1942 "2023-12-27T15:33:15Z")
Llamas are larger than frogs. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2023, 4:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/1943 "2023-12-27T16:29:01Z")
I’ve been told Dinsdale Piranha nailed your head to the floor. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2023, 4:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/1944 "2023-12-27T16:32:55Z")
You want to join my mountaineering expedition, do you? ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2023, 6:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/1945 "2023-12-27T18:17:41Z")
She’s beautiful, she’s rich, she has HUGE…tracts of land ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2023, 9:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/1946 "2023-12-27T21:36:48Z")
Hello, hello, who are you? You’re an out-of-work writer? Well, you’re fired. Roll the credits. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2023, 11:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/1947 "2023-12-27T23:06:47Z")
Splunge! ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2023, 1:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/1948 "2023-12-28T13:17:21Z")
Jolly good, well you’re in. Congratulations, both of you. Well, er, what are your names? ---
**Author:** ![Pardel-Lux](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pardel-lux/32/20182_2.png) [@Pardel-Lux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pardel-Lux)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2023, 1:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/1949 "2023-12-28T13:42:31Z")
Yes! Redfoot make war! When Chief Yellow Snake was leader, and Mighty Eagle was in land of forefather, we fight Pawnee at Oxbow Crossing. When Pawnee steal our rehearsal copies of ‘Reluctant Debutante’ we kill fifty Pawnee - houses heap full every night. Heap good publicity. ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2023, 1:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/1950 "2023-12-28T13:52:44Z")
Why did you join the army? For the water-skiing and the travel, sir. Not for the killing, sir. I asked them to put it on my form, sir: ‘no killing’ ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2023, 2:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/1951 "2023-12-28T14:04:24Z")
Stop! Stop this adaptation of ‘Puss-in-Boots’! This is the Police Department of the State of Venezuela! ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2023, 4:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/1952 "2023-12-28T16:26:07Z")
Excuse me, excuse me. I saw your advertisement for flying lessons and I’d like to make an application. ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2023, 9:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/1953 "2023-12-28T21:08:15Z")
Where it says: ‘next of kin’ shall I put ‘mother’? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2023, 9:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/1954 "2023-12-28T21:10:06Z")
And how do you find the defendant? _(the foreman puts his hand out with two fingers extended)_ Two words. _(the foreman nods and holds up one finger)_ First word. _(the foreman mimes taking a piece of string and tying it in knot)_ Rope? String? ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2023, 2:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/1955 "2023-12-29T02:33:13Z")
There’s the old man from Scene 24! ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2023, 4:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/1956 "2023-12-29T04:47:49Z")
Oh dear, that’ll be the Cheap-Laughs from next door. ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2023, 1:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/1957 "2023-12-29T13:37:05Z")
Every time I try to talk to someone it’s ‘sorry this’ and ‘forgive me that’ and ‘I’m not worthy’. ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2023, 1:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/1958 "2023-12-29T13:40:25Z")
So anyway, I became a barber. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2023, 5:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/1959 "2023-12-29T17:03:39Z")
This is Uncle Ted in front of the house. This is Uncle Ted at the back of the house. And this is Uncle Ted at the side of the house. This is Uncle Ted, back again at the front of the house, but you can see the side of the house. This is the back of the house, with Uncle Ted coming round the side to the front. And this is the Spanish Inquisition hiding behind the coal shed. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2023, 5:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/1960 "2023-12-29T17:15:15Z")
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