# monty python **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [May 15, 2003, 1:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python/175323 "2003-05-15T01:18:27Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![DrFidelius](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drfidelius/32/3447_2.png) [@DrFidelius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrFidelius)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2003, 2:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python/175323/21 "2003-05-15T02:05:20Z")
The aforementioned Spanish Inquisition, as well as the smugglers of Spanish pornography that Sir Philip Sidney was protecting Elizabethan England against. ---
**Author:** ![Manduck](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/manduck/32/256_2.png) [@Manduck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Manduck)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2003, 2:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python/175323/22 "2003-05-15T02:15:39Z")
Oh, _intercourse_ the penguin! ---
**Author:** ![DarrenS](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/977dab/32.png) [@DarrenS](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DarrenS)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2003, 2:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python/175323/23 "2003-05-15T02:24:54Z")
Semprini! ---
**Author:** ![Kamino\_Neko](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kamino_neko/32/34_2.png) [@Kamino\_Neko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kamino_Neko)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2003, 2:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python/175323/24 "2003-05-15T02:29:17Z")
Semprini? (Just because Manduck beat me to ‘intercourse the penguin’. :p) ---
**Author:** ![RealityChuck](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/realitychuck/32/195_2.png) [@RealityChuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RealityChuck)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2003, 2:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python/175323/25 "2003-05-15T02:32:49Z")
This is an ex-parrot. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2003, 2:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python/175323/26 "2003-05-15T02:34:14Z")
Arthur Pewty, Lion Tamer ---
**Author:** ![Slartibartfastt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/5e9695/32.png) [@Slartibartfastt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slartibartfastt)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2003, 2:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python/175323/27 "2003-05-15T02:38:42Z")
NI!!! ---
**Author:** ![Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/qadgop_the_mercotan/32/83_2.png) [@Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Qadgop_the_Mercotan)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2003, 2:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python/175323/28 "2003-05-15T02:40:17Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Slartibartfastt \* > \*\*NI!!! \*\* Shh! We are now the Knights Who Say ‘Ecky- ecky- ecky- ecky- pikang- zoop- boing- goodem- zoo- owli- zhiv’. ---
**Author:** ![Cholo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/58f4c7/32.png) [@Cholo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cholo)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2003, 2:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python/175323/29 "2003-05-15T02:42:28Z")
But I’ve never acted out of a trench before! ---
**Author:** ![Doomtrain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/0ea827/32.png) [@Doomtrain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doomtrain)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2003, 2:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python/175323/30 "2003-05-15T02:59:00Z")
_Sillywalks through the thread_ ---
**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2003, 3:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python/175323/31 "2003-05-15T03:33:35Z")
Dinsdale! ---
**Author:** ![Michael\_Ellis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/977dab/32.png) [@Michael\_Ellis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_Ellis)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2003, 4:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python/175323/32 "2003-05-15T04:06:28Z")
Right, what’s all this then? ---
**Author:** ![cmkeller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cmkeller/32/118_2.png) [@cmkeller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cmkeller)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2003, 4:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python/175323/33 "2003-05-15T04:08:22Z")
I don’t care how f\*cking runny it is, hand it over with all speed! ---
**Author:** ![rmbnxs](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b9e5f3/32.png) [@rmbnxs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rmbnxs)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2003, 4:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python/175323/34 "2003-05-15T04:19:41Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by captainQwark \* > \*\*is monty python an acquired taste? (for lack of a better term) I don’t find it funny. \*\* Shut your festering gob you tit! Your type makes me puke, you vacuous, toffee-nosed, malodorous pervert! ---
**Author:** ![Wearia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/13edae/32.png) [@Wearia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wearia)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2003, 4:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python/175323/35 "2003-05-15T04:20:14Z")
THE PINE! THE GIANT REDWOOD! THE LITTLE CALAFORNIA ROUGE TREE! With my best girl by my side, We’d sing, sing, sing… _Ohhhhhhhhh…_ ---
**Author:** ![Smeghead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f1d935/32.png) [@Smeghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smeghead)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2003, 4:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python/175323/36 "2003-05-15T04:23:06Z")
This was inevitable, wasn’t it? ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Wrong](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d9b06d/32.png) [@Mr.Wrong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Wrong)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2003, 4:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python/175323/37 "2003-05-15T04:23:56Z")
Ee’s NOT the messiah, ee’s a very naughty boy! ---
**Author:** ![Tuckerfan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/eada6e/32.png) [@Tuckerfan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tuckerfan)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2003, 4:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python/175323/38 "2003-05-15T04:32:07Z")
I want to be a _LUMBERJACK!_ ---
**Author:** ![dead0man](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/edb3f5/32.png) [@dead0man](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dead0man)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2003, 4:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python/175323/39 "2003-05-15T04:38:12Z")
and now, a man standing in water. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Tof](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/cdc98d/32.png) [@The\_Tof](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Tof)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2003, 4:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python/175323/40 "2003-05-15T04:42:21Z")
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