# monty python **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [May 15, 2003, 1:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python/175323 "2003-05-15T01:18:27Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![cabbit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c67d28/32.png) [@cabbit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cabbit)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2003, 6:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python/175323/81 "2003-05-15T18:23:33Z")
A Møøse once bit my sister … No realli! She was Karving her initials on the møøse with the sharpened end of an interspace tøøthbrush given her by Svenge - her brother-in-law - an Oslo dentist and star of many Norwegian møvies: “The Høt Hands of an Oslo Dentist”, “Fillings of Passion”, “The Huge Mølars of Horst Nordfink”. We apologise for the fault in the subtitles. Those responsible have been sacked. Mynd you, møøse bites Kan be pretty nasti… ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2003, 6:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python/175323/82 "2003-05-15T18:25:48Z")
Look at the bones! ---
**Author:** ![Eman\_Bruin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/eb9ed0/32.png) [@Eman\_Bruin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eman_Bruin)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2003, 6:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python/175323/83 "2003-05-15T18:38:00Z")
DON’T call me Eddie Baby… What about Frank? ---
**Author:** ![G.B.H.Hornswoggler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c67d28/32.png) [@G.B.H.Hornswoggler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/G.B.H.Hornswoggler)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2003, 6:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python/175323/84 "2003-05-15T18:50:44Z")
Good evening. I’d like to talk to you tonight about the place of the nude in my bed … um … in the history of my bed … of art, of art, I’m sorry. The place of the nude in the history of tart… call-girl… I’m sorry. I’ll start again… Bum … oh what a giveaway. The place of the nude in art. ---
**Author:** ![GIGObuster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gigobuster/32/421_2.png) [@GIGObuster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GIGObuster)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2003, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python/175323/85 "2003-05-15T19:01:24Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by NoClueBoy \* > \*\*Have you ever heard any of the old radio (later TV?) shows with Peter Sellers called _The Goonies_ (maybe _The Goons_)? > > Many of the things _Monty Python_ made popular were first done by Sellers and company. > > A friend from Scotland loaned me her tapes, and than asked for them back! I swear… \*\* That was The Goon show: [http://www.goon.org/](http://www.goon.org/) * * * Cuidado con la llama!!! ---
**Author:** ![CuriousCanuck](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/d2c977/32.png) [@CuriousCanuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CuriousCanuck)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2003, 7:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python/175323/86 "2003-05-15T19:09:38Z")
The official result of the World Hide-and-Seek: Mr Don Roberts from Hinckley, Leicestershire, 11 years, 2 months, 26 days, 9 hours, 3 minutes, 27 seconds. Mr Francisco Huron, Paraguay, 11 years, 2 months, 26 days, 9 hours, 3 minutes, 27 seconds. The result - a tie. A tie! Well what a fantastic result. Well the replay will start tomorrow at 7.30 a.m. ---
**Author:** ![NDP](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ndp/32/55_2.png) [@NDP](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NDP)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2003, 7:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python/175323/87 "2003-05-15T19:13:47Z")
It’s a man’s life at the SDMB! ---
**Author:** ![Tygr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/df788c/32.png) [@Tygr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tygr)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2003, 7:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python/175323/88 "2003-05-15T19:20:53Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by NoClueBoy \* > \*\*My name is Mr. Smokestoomuch. > \*\* Well, you’d better cut down a little then. [sub](Note the huge-breasted typist in the background.)[/sub] -Tygr, “…a bouquet like an aborigine’s armpit.” ---
**Author:** ![F.U.Shakespeare](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/aca169/32.png) [@F.U.Shakespeare](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/F.U.Shakespeare)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2003, 7:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python/175323/89 "2003-05-15T19:51:35Z")
_(knock, knock)_ “Are you through in there?” _(Tchaikovsky concerto begins to play)_) ---
**Author:** ![Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/qadgop_the_mercotan/32/83_2.png) [@Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Qadgop_the_Mercotan)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2003, 7:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python/175323/90 "2003-05-15T19:55:45Z")
What’s interesting in this thread is that the mix of posters in it is comprised of some of the brightest minds on the SDMB, along with a hearty leavening of some of the dimmest. ---
**Author:** ![vl\_mungo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/bc8723/32.png) [@vl\_mungo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vl_mungo)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2003, 7:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python/175323/91 "2003-05-15T19:58:06Z")
“Oh, it’s the meek! Blessed are the meek! Oh, that’s nice, isn’t it? I’m glad they’re getting something, 'cause they have a hell of a time” or if that doesn’t work, try **Fawlty Towers** ---
**Author:** ![lilbtagna](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/4491bb/32.png) [@lilbtagna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lilbtagna)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2003, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python/175323/92 "2003-05-15T20:19:40Z")
“It’s only a model.” ---
**Author:** ![Wintermute](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e19b73/32.png) [@Wintermute](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wintermute)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2003, 8:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python/175323/93 "2003-05-15T20:42:04Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by CuriousCanuck \* > \*\*Crucifiction? \*\* Crucifixion’s a dawdle! ---
**Author:** ![susan\_foster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d9b06d/32.png) [@susan\_foster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/susan_foster)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2003, 8:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python/175323/94 "2003-05-15T20:42:16Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Screeme \* > \*\*and now… > > A man with a tape recorder up his nose… \*\* and now… A man with a tape recorder up his brother’s nose… ---
**Author:** ![Wintermute](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e19b73/32.png) [@Wintermute](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wintermute)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2003, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python/175323/95 "2003-05-15T20:43:43Z")
I’m not dead, yet! ---
**Author:** ![The\_Tof](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/cdc98d/32.png) [@The\_Tof](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Tof)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2003, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python/175323/96 "2003-05-15T20:48:12Z")
Wenn ist das nunstuck git und slottermeyer. Ja! Beierhund das oder die flipperwaldt gersput! It was nice knowing y’all… ---
**Author:** ![CuriousCanuck](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/d2c977/32.png) [@CuriousCanuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CuriousCanuck)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2003, 9:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python/175323/97 "2003-05-15T21:09:53Z")
But I didn’t have the salmon mousse… ---
**Author:** ![BMalion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e274bd/32.png) [@BMalion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BMalion)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2003, 9:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python/175323/98 "2003-05-15T21:41:08Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by lilbtagna \* > \*\*“It’s only a model.” \*\* _“Shhh-!”_ ---
**Author:** ![Gangster\_Octopus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a8b319/32.png) [@Gangster\_Octopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gangster_Octopus)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2003, 10:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python/175323/99 "2003-05-15T22:04:19Z")
He’s pinin’ for the fjords. ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Rieux](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/aeb1de/32.png) [@Dr.Rieux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Rieux)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2003, 10:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python/175323/100 "2003-05-15T22:17:42Z")
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