# monty python **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [May 15, 2003, 1:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python/175323 "2003-05-15T01:18:27Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![CuriousCanuck](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/d2c977/32.png) [@CuriousCanuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CuriousCanuck)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2003, 10:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python/175323/101 "2003-05-15T22:30:18Z")
I’ve got a slug… ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2003, 10:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python/175323/102 "2003-05-15T22:49:07Z")
BTW Thanks for the link, **Gigo**. Those Goons were awesome. ---
**Author:** ![NDP](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ndp/32/55_2.png) [@NDP](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NDP)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2003, 12:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python/175323/103 "2003-05-16T00:08:02Z")
What about a pointed stick? ---
**Author:** ![CuriousCanuck](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/d2c977/32.png) [@CuriousCanuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CuriousCanuck)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2003, 12:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python/175323/104 "2003-05-16T00:20:02Z")
Ah, we’ve already got one you see… ---
**Author:** ![Skillet38](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8797f3/32.png) [@Skillet38](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skillet38)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2003, 12:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python/175323/105 "2003-05-16T00:21:38Z")
really centurian, I’m surprised to see a man like you rattled by a rabble of rowdy rebels ---
**Author:** ![Belowjob2.0](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Belowjob2.0](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Belowjob2.0)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2003, 1:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python/175323/106 "2003-05-16T01:10:25Z")
A nudge is as good as a wink to a blind bat. Say no more. ---
**Author:** ![vl\_mungo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/bc8723/32.png) [@vl\_mungo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vl_mungo)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2003, 3:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python/175323/107 "2003-05-16T03:36:00Z")
Tarquin Fintimlinbinwhinbimlim Bus Stop F’tang F’tang Ole Biscuit-Barrel ---
**Author:** ![Zap\_Rowsdower](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/3da27b/32.png) [@Zap\_Rowsdower](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zap_Rowsdower)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2003, 3:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python/175323/108 "2003-05-16T03:41:37Z")
I fell out of my chair Brian. Paging Michael Ellis ---
**Author:** ![CuriousCanuck](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/d2c977/32.png) [@CuriousCanuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CuriousCanuck)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2003, 3:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python/175323/109 "2003-05-16T03:49:30Z")
Bring out the machine that going “BING!” ---
**Author:** ![CuriousCanuck](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/d2c977/32.png) [@CuriousCanuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CuriousCanuck)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2003, 3:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python/175323/110 "2003-05-16T03:50:33Z")
going = GOES… sigh. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2003, 3:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python/175323/111 "2003-05-16T03:56:56Z")
Each of these mice have been trained to squeak in a specific key. I will now play _Three Blinded Mice_. [begins striking the mice with a large mallet] Squeak! Squeak! Squeak! Squeak! Squeak! Squeak! Squeak! Squeak! Squeak! Squeak! Squeak! ---
**Author:** ![Random](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/57b2e6/32.png) [@Random](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Random)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2003, 4:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python/175323/112 "2003-05-16T04:03:57Z")
I think we’ve got an eater! ---
**Author:** ![Denis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/5e9695/32.png) [@Denis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Denis)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2003, 4:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python/175323/113 "2003-05-16T04:10:13Z")
Now you know the advantage of Not Being Seen. I say! Anyone for tennis? _Sit on my face, And tell me that you love me…_ You BASTARD! and finally, The Crimson Assurance ---
**Author:** ![Denis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/5e9695/32.png) [@Denis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Denis)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2003, 4:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python/175323/114 "2003-05-16T04:11:55Z")
Five is right out! ---
**Author:** ![as\_u\_wish](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/6f9a4e/32.png) [@as\_u\_wish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/as_u_wish)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2003, 4:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python/175323/115 "2003-05-16T04:19:44Z")
In this post **as\_u\_wish** of North Shropchestershire cannot be seen. Ev-reee sperm is sacred… ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2003, 4:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python/175323/116 "2003-05-16T04:29:14Z")
All right you people. I now have both “The Philosopher’s Song” and “Every Sperm is Sacred” playing in my head at the same time. I hope you’re pleased with yourself. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2003, 4:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python/175323/117 "2003-05-16T04:32:33Z")
Rene DesCarte is a drunken fart “I drink, therefore I am!” [I really like that one, Bruce] ---
**Author:** ![Moe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/moe/32/2972_2.png) [@Moe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Moe)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2003, 4:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python/175323/118 "2003-05-16T04:39:01Z")
**Yllaria** , it can’t be that bad. Remember: Life’s a piece of shit, When you look at it. Life’s a laugh and death’s a joke. It’s true. You’ll see it’s all a show. Keep 'em laughing as you go. Just remember that the last laugh is on you. And… Always look on the bright side of life. [whistle] so how many monty python songs can you fit in your head at the same time? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![dogchow](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e495f1/32.png) [@dogchow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogchow)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2003, 6:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python/175323/119 "2003-05-16T06:27:47Z")
Aren’t you really a trainspotter? ---
**Author:** ![Dijon\_Warlock](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a9a28c/32.png) [@Dijon\_Warlock](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dijon_Warlock)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2003, 7:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python/175323/120 "2003-05-16T07:45:37Z")
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