# monty python **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [May 15, 2003, 1:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python/175323 "2003-05-15T01:18:27Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 7
**Author:** ![BMalion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e274bd/32.png) [@BMalion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BMalion)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2003, 12:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python/175323/121 "2003-05-16T12:42:35Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by CuriousCanuck \* > \*\*I’ve got a slug… \*\* Does it talk? ---
**Author:** ![shamrock227](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@shamrock227](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/shamrock227)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2003, 12:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python/175323/122 "2003-05-16T12:55:56Z")
If we took the bones out it wouldn’t be crunchy. ---
**Author:** ![S.Mussberger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecccb3/32.png) [@S.Mussberger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/S.Mussberger)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2003, 1:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python/175323/123 "2003-05-16T13:02:25Z")
Your father smells of elderberries… ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Moto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9de0a6/32.png) [@Mr.Moto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Moto)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2003, 1:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python/175323/124 "2003-05-16T13:08:54Z")
He struck Mr. Stools. ---
**Author:** ![Skillet38](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8797f3/32.png) [@Skillet38](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skillet38)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2003, 1:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python/175323/125 "2003-05-16T13:09:02Z")
oops, I wet em ---
**Author:** ![Tygr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/df788c/32.png) [@Tygr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tygr)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2003, 1:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python/175323/126 "2003-05-16T13:35:38Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by as\_u\_wish \* > **In this post as\_u\_wish of North Shropchestershire cannot be seen.** However, he has chosen a very obvious piece of cover. _ **BLAMM!!** _ Have you come to arrange a holiday, or would you like a blow job? I’m sick of being treated like sheep. What’s the point of going abroad if you’re just another tourist barted around in buses surrounded by sweaty mindless oafs from Kettering and Boventry in their bloth baps and their bardigans and their transistor radios and their Sunday Mirrors, bomplaining about the tea… [sub](I had the entire rant posted and was just about to hit submit, when I realized it was so large that the mods might get concerned about copyright issues. So just imagine I posted the whole thing and read it [here](http://www.docweasel.com/members/05/tv/03/3106package.html) instead.)[/sub] - Pray that there’s intelligent life somewhere up in space, 'cause there’s bugger-all down here on Earth. \* ---
**Author:** ![DaveX](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/96bed5/32.png) [@DaveX](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DaveX)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2003, 2:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python/175323/127 "2003-05-16T14:01:44Z")
Your names not Bruce then? No, it’s Michael… Mind if we call you Bruce to avoid confusion? ---
**Author:** ![UncaStuart](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/uncastuart/32/404_2.png) [@UncaStuart](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncaStuart)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2003, 2:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python/175323/128 "2003-05-16T14:02:13Z")
[falsetto] All brontosauruses are thin at one end; much, much thicker in the middle and then thin again at the far end. That is the theory that I have and which is mine and what it is, too. ---
**Author:** ![CuriousCanuck](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/d2c977/32.png) [@CuriousCanuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CuriousCanuck)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2003, 2:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python/175323/129 "2003-05-16T14:24:50Z")
Isn’t it awfully nice to have a penis… ---
**Author:** ![BMalion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e274bd/32.png) [@BMalion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BMalion)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2003, 2:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python/175323/130 "2003-05-16T14:28:08Z")
**I’m Brian!** no, really ---
**Author:** ![Swampwolf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8edcca/32.png) [@Swampwolf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Swampwolf)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2003, 5:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python/175323/131 "2003-05-16T17:41:35Z")
Right. This thread is getting too silly. Stop it. ---
**Author:** ![CuriousCanuck](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/d2c977/32.png) [@CuriousCanuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CuriousCanuck)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2003, 6:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python/175323/132 "2003-05-16T18:09:39Z")
I like traffic lights… I like traffic lights… ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2003, 6:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python/175323/133 "2003-05-16T18:12:25Z")
I am highly offended by the next post! -The Right Honorable Major General NoClueBoy (Mrs.) ---
**Author:** ![shamrock227](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@shamrock227](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/shamrock227)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2003, 6:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python/175323/134 "2003-05-16T18:20:18Z")
And now for something completely different. ---
**Author:** ![a35362](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3da27b/32.png) [@a35362](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/a35362)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2003, 6:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python/175323/135 "2003-05-16T18:38:07Z")
Splunge! ---
**Author:** ![Zap\_Rowsdower](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/3da27b/32.png) [@Zap\_Rowsdower](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zap_Rowsdower)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2003, 7:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python/175323/136 "2003-05-16T19:13:43Z")
I wish it would say the end. ---
**Author:** ![Tygr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/df788c/32.png) [@Tygr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tygr)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2003, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python/175323/137 "2003-05-16T19:26:26Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by NoClueBoy \* > **I am highly offended by the next post!** I’d like to complain about people who hold things up by complaining about people who complain. If I could walk that way, I wouldn’t need a gynecologist. ---
**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2003, 7:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python/175323/138 "2003-05-16T19:49:16Z")
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**Author:** ![cabbit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c67d28/32.png) [@cabbit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cabbit)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2003, 8:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python/175323/139 "2003-05-16T20:46:36Z")
This here’s the Wattle, the emblem of our land. You can stick it in a bottle, you can hold it in your hand. Australia, Australia, Australia! ---
**Author:** ![Phelan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/a183cd/32.png) [@Phelan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Phelan)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2003, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python/175323/140 "2003-05-16T20:52:08Z")
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