# monty python **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [May 15, 2003, 1:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python/175323 "2003-05-15T01:18:27Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 16\ **Page:** 9
**Author:** ![casdave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c6cbf5/32.png) [@casdave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/casdave)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2003, 5:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python/175323/161 "2003-05-18T17:23:21Z")
Reginald Muadling. Cor, that was lucky, I’ve never even heard of him. …and now, a massage from the Swedish Prime Minister :slap:::slap::::::slap:::::slap. …and for those of you with the executive version of the SDMB… Maturbation, the difficult one, some find it hard to do, and others find it hard to talk about. Grunties. ---
**Author:** ![CuriousCanuck](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/d2c977/32.png) [@CuriousCanuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CuriousCanuck)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2003, 10:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python/175323/162 "2003-05-19T22:17:18Z")
Now you stay here, and make sure he doesn’t leave. ---
**Author:** ![Zenster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/cdc98d/32.png) [@Zenster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zenster)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2003, 6:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python/175323/163 "2003-05-20T06:44:59Z")
I do not want this tobacconist, it is scratched! Good thing I didn’t tell him about the dirty fork. I could be arguing in my spare time. The Queen’s own Kamikazi Highlanders. You needn’t eat the gammy leg, Thompson! Ram’s Bladder Cup * * * I should think the package should bear a large red lable saying “Warning: Lark’s Vomit!” But our sales would plummet! Fuck your sales! * * * Hello children hello, it’s story time. Are you ready for this evening’s story? Then we’ll begin [rustling of pages] One day, Rickie the magic pixie went to visit Daisy Bumble in her tumble down cottage. He found her in the bedroom. Roughly grabbing her heaving shoulders and hurridly rushing her to the bed and ripping off her thin negligée … What?!? [quick flipping of pages] Old Nick the sea captain was a rough, tough, jolly sort of fellow. He loved the life of the sea and loved to hang around, down by the docks where the men dressed as ladies … What?!? [quick flipping of pages] Rumple Tweezer ran the dinky tinky shop at the foot of the wobbly dum dum tree in the shade of the magic glade, down in Dingly Dell. There he sold contraceptives and … WHAT?!? [quick flipping of pages] Mary Stokes was … WITH A MELON?!? [large book being slammed shut] That’s all for story time tonight, children. ---
**Author:** ![NDP](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ndp/32/55_2.png) [@NDP](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NDP)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2003, 7:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python/175323/164 "2003-05-20T07:11:48Z")
Anyway… ---
**Author:** ![Marlitharn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/779978/32.png) [@Marlitharn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marlitharn)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2003, 10:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python/175323/165 "2003-05-20T10:35:37Z")
Inflamation of the foreskin Reminds me of your smile… And after the spankings…the oral sex! ---
**Author:** ![BMalion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e274bd/32.png) [@BMalion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BMalion)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2003, 4:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python/175323/166 "2003-05-20T16:43:22Z")
Watteau, dear? ---
**Author:** ![Zenster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/cdc98d/32.png) [@Zenster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zenster)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2003, 7:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python/175323/167 "2003-05-20T19:02:37Z")
I’ve run rings around you logically! And now it’s time for the penguin on top of your television set to explode. [kablammo] Well how’d he know that?!? It was an inspired guess, I suppose. ---
**Author:** ![Skillet38](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8797f3/32.png) [@Skillet38](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skillet38)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2003, 11:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python/175323/168 "2003-05-25T23:11:43Z")
still no sign of land ---
**Author:** ![hebesphenomegacorona](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b9e5f3/32.png) [@hebesphenomegacorona](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hebesphenomegacorona)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2003, 12:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python/175323/169 "2003-05-26T00:46:43Z")
And now, for something completely different… He robs from the poor and gives to the rich… Stupid Bitch! What? ---
**Author:** ![BalmainBoy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/6a8cbe/32.png) [@BalmainBoy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BalmainBoy)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2003, 1:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python/175323/170 "2003-05-26T01:33:18Z")
My nipples explode with delight! ---
**Author:** ![BMalion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e274bd/32.png) [@BMalion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BMalion)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2003, 12:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python/175323/171 "2003-05-27T12:46:02Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Skillet38 \* > \*\*still no sign of land \*\* Have we started yet? ---
**Author:** ![a35362](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3da27b/32.png) [@a35362](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/a35362)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2003, 2:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python/175323/172 "2003-05-27T14:42:05Z")
Oh, Bevis, I thought you were so rugged! ---
**Author:** ![Naz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/e99b99/32.png) [@Naz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Naz)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2003, 11:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python/175323/173 "2003-05-27T23:01:03Z")
Yes, it was the middle one. But what if he’s got a pointed stick? …and Victor did declare that the Lord was a rotten bastard… This is an ex-thread! ---
**Author:** ![BMalion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e274bd/32.png) [@BMalion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BMalion)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2003, 12:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python/175323/174 "2003-05-28T12:24:44Z")
Oh, and incidently, your film’s won a prize. ---
**Author:** ![Eman\_Bruin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/eb9ed0/32.png) [@Eman\_Bruin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eman_Bruin)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2003, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python/175323/175 "2003-05-28T17:50:36Z")
I’m sorry, I’m having trouble reading this thread. Could you all type in a higher register? Thanks! ---
**Author:** ![BMalion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e274bd/32.png) [@BMalion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BMalion)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2003, 7:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python/175323/176 "2003-05-28T19:42:09Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Naz \* > \*\*But what if he’s got a pointed stick? \*\* Shut Up! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python/175323.md?page=8)