# Monty, WTF is your problem?
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-wtf-is-your-problem/4241
**Category:** The BBQ Pit
**Created:** [February 14, 2000, 1:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-wtf-is-your-problem/4241 "2000-02-14T01:39:00Z")
**Posts on this page:** 9
**Page:** 3
### Author:  [@Diane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diane)
#### Post date: [February 15, 2000, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-wtf-is-your-problem/4241/41 "2000-02-15T20:32:00Z")
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> God you people make me sick!
Sick how? Headache? Sinus infection? Pink eye? Gas? WHAT???
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You better be nice or I’ll sic my lackeys on ya.
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### Author:  [@OpalCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OpalCat)
#### Post date: [February 15, 2000, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-wtf-is-your-problem/4241/42 "2000-02-15T20:52:00Z")
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> Opal: Right. Like there’s only one photo of me on the planet.
My point was that you aren’t big and burly. You look like you weigh about as much as my cat. Leave it to you to take it as something to get defensive over though :rolleyes:
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“it’s all real”
“I KNEW IT!!!”
O p a l C a t
[www.opalcat.com](http://www.opalcat.com)
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### Author:  [@OpalCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OpalCat)
#### Post date: [February 15, 2000, 8:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-wtf-is-your-problem/4241/43 "2000-02-15T20:59:00Z")
…I just realized the above could sound bad. I wanted to clarify, so that my cat wouldn’t get offended: Monty is a scrawny, geeky, weasely looking little guy, and his weight is the ONLY thing that is similar to my gorgeous, sweet, adorable, cute kitty.
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“it’s all real”
“I KNEW IT!!!”
O p a l C a t
[www.opalcat.com](http://www.opalcat.com)
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### Author:  [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)
#### Post date: [February 15, 2000, 10:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-wtf-is-your-problem/4241/44 "2000-02-15T22:10:00Z")
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> Care to post a link, Nemo. Since I had family on both sides of both World Wars, I think I’d remember which order they were in.
Well, Monty, you’ve certainly beaten me in this argument. None of my relatives fought for the Axis, so I guess there’s no disputing you on the subject.
PS - Thanks for posting the link, Ursa Major.
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### Author:  [@John\_Corrado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Corrado)
#### Post date: [February 15, 2000, 10:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-wtf-is-your-problem/4241/45 "2000-02-15T22:27:00Z")
So let me see if I’ve got this straight.
**Angkins** : This is my story; this is a weird thing that happened to me.
**Lots of people** : Geez, that’s terrible and kind of scary.
**Monty & Diane** : You **Lots of people** are all idiots! It’s obvious that Angkins is lying to you!
**Lots of people** : Huh? What makes you say that?
**Monty** : Incessant nitpicking stating that unlikely events are completely impossible.
**Diane** : It sounds _exactly_ like an urban legend.
**Lots of people** : Er, Monty, unlikely doesn’t mean impossible. And Diane, we’ve never heard of any urban legend like this.
\*\*Monty \*\*: Bah! That’s because you’re all fools! Any idiot could see that **Angkins** is just lying for the attention!
**Diane** : Bah! You’re all idiots! I know for a fact that this is an urban legend even though no catalogue of urban legends lists it. I’ll come up with the proof when I have time.
(For that last post, the part of **Diane** will be played by **Phaedrus**.)
Am I following this correctly?
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JMCJ
This is not a sig.
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### Author:  [@kellibelli](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kellibelli)
#### Post date: [February 15, 2000, 10:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-wtf-is-your-problem/4241/46 "2000-02-15T22:41:00Z")
Now wait John, Angie lies all the time:
“My husband doesnt mind buying my tampons” Yeah right! like anyone buys that, sounds like a UL to me!
" My husband does housework, laundry etc"…another totally outrageous thing to say, like I buy that!
And the topper…from the what dog are you?
“I am a Burmese Mountain Dog”…I flat out dont beleive it! Prove it, I want facts missy! Like I am gonna take the word of a delusional troll like you on a matter of great importance like what type of dog you are!
She is almost compulsive in her lying…and as much as it pains me to admit…she has posted under a different identity too…
Angkins is really…_PitBullDawg._
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### Author:  [@Angkins](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angkins)
#### Post date: [February 16, 2000, 4:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-wtf-is-your-problem/4241/47 "2000-02-16T04:20:00Z")
WHAT!!!
I am PitBullDawg? HOLY SHIT! I didn’t even know! What should I do? Another secret identity revealed! DAMN IT!
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### Author:  [@WallyM7](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WallyM7)
#### Post date: [February 16, 2000, 4:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-wtf-is-your-problem/4241/48 "2000-02-16T04:44:00Z")
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> " My husband does housework, laundry etc"…another totally outrageous thing to say, like I buy that!
Well, yeah, that is bizarre.
Having been married to the same bi…er woman for 30 long ones, I must say that I would never help my wife fold pillow cases.
My chin is too small. You need a good chin to fold pillow cases. I bet Jay Leno would be good at that.
Please don’t flame me. I have a heart condition.
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### Author:  [@Demo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Demo)
#### Post date: [February 16, 2000, 5:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-wtf-is-your-problem/4241/49 "2000-02-16T17:33:00Z")
Perhaps this is not the time or the place for a light heart or good humor but:
Wally: ROFLMAO!!! Thank you. I needed that. 😉
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