# Monty, you can kindly and publicly apologize to me in here. It’s a safe space. **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [September 12, 2019, 3:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-you-can-kindly-and-publicly-apologize-to-me-in-here-it-s-a-safe-space/840107 "2019-09-12T15:50:27Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Annoyed](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/f04885/32.png) [@Annoyed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annoyed)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2019, 1:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-you-can-kindly-and-publicly-apologize-to-me-in-here-it-s-a-safe-space/840107/21 "2019-09-13T01:30:35Z")
> [@snfaulkner](#): > > I don’t know Monty all that well, but between you and him, I know who fucking moronic angry pussy shithead is. Hardly shocking or unexpected considering the tribalism here, but I’m still posting and Monty isn’t. So who’s the pussy. Sure as hell isn’t my awesome self. ---
**Author:** ![snfaulkner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snfaulkner/32/433_2.png) [@snfaulkner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snfaulkner)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2019, 1:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-you-can-kindly-and-publicly-apologize-to-me-in-here-it-s-a-safe-space/840107/22 "2019-09-13T01:32:24Z")
> [@Annoyed](#): > > Hardly shocking or unexpected considering the tribalism here, but I’m still posting and Monty isn’t. > > So who’s the pussy. > > Sure as hell isn’t my awesome self. Whether he is one or not, you definitely are. ---
**Author:** ![Euphonious\_Polemic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/euphonious_polemic/32/3002_2.png) [@Euphonious\_Polemic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euphonious_Polemic)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2019, 2:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-you-can-kindly-and-publicly-apologize-to-me-in-here-it-s-a-safe-space/840107/23 "2019-09-13T02:22:49Z")
> [@Annoyed](#): > > Sure as hell isn’t my awesome self. Well, you’re an arrogant, pathetic little man, I’ll give you that. I suppose you’re trying to be funny or edgy. I’m just sorry for you. ---
**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2019, 2:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-you-can-kindly-and-publicly-apologize-to-me-in-here-it-s-a-safe-space/840107/24 "2019-09-13T02:44:26Z")
> [@Annoyed](#): > > Me too. Monty’s last post was the one where the angry fool called me a liar, for the 4th time in 2 days, and which immediately proved him wrong. > > He hasn’t posted since. That’s a definitive flounce. That’s a double spin, foot stomping, rage at the sky flounce if there has ever been one. > > Either that, or he thinks he’ll just lie low, wait for this all to blow over, then start posting again like nothing happened. > > But that’s what pussies do. > > Pussies also call people liars without knowing anything about them, and do it anonymously on forums. > > Maybe Monty isn’t just a fucking moron, he’s a full fledged pussy compensating for it by being an angry shithead on the internet. Maybe **Monty** just doesn’t give a shit. And I don’t know where you are, but **Monty** lives in Beijing, which is 13 hours ahead of Chicago, where the Dope is located. It’s tomorrow morning for him. Don’t expect him to have the same schedule as you or be on the Dope at the same time as you. ---
**Author:** ![wguy123](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wguy123/32/3161_2.png) [@wguy123](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wguy123)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2019, 2:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-you-can-kindly-and-publicly-apologize-to-me-in-here-it-s-a-safe-space/840107/25 "2019-09-13T02:45:46Z")
Never try to quote from a phone (at least for me). For the OP: Womp womp ---
**Author:** ![Ukulele\_Ike](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/df788c/32.png) [@Ukulele\_Ike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ukulele_Ike)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2019, 3:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-you-can-kindly-and-publicly-apologize-to-me-in-here-it-s-a-safe-space/840107/26 "2019-09-13T03:13:36Z")
**Annoyed** is a sock puppet, isn’t he? What’s taking so long? ---
**Author:** ![snfaulkner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snfaulkner/32/433_2.png) [@snfaulkner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snfaulkner)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2019, 3:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-you-can-kindly-and-publicly-apologize-to-me-in-here-it-s-a-safe-space/840107/27 "2019-09-13T03:15:32Z")
> [@Ukulele\_Ike](#): > > **Annoyed** is a sock puppet, isn’t he? > > What’s taking so long? A trock, if you will. ---
**Author:** ![Annoyed](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/f04885/32.png) [@Annoyed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annoyed)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2019, 3:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-you-can-kindly-and-publicly-apologize-to-me-in-here-it-s-a-safe-space/840107/28 "2019-09-13T03:25:17Z")
> [@cochrane](#): > > Maybe **Monty** just doesn’t give a shit. And I don’t know where you are, but **Monty** lives in Beijing, which is 13 hours ahead of Chicago, where the Dope is located. It’s tomorrow morning for him. Don’t expect him to have the same schedule as you or be on the Dope at the same time as you. Oh he gives a large amount of shit. He’s gone through the trouble of being a Mr. Stalky-Pants calling me a liar multiple times over a 48 hr period. And I’m in South East Asia right now myself, which is a hell of a lot closer to Beijing than Chicago, so our posting times should align quite well, and yet, crickets. ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2019, 3:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-you-can-kindly-and-publicly-apologize-to-me-in-here-it-s-a-safe-space/840107/29 "2019-09-13T03:27:25Z")
> [@Annoyed](#): > > Monty’s last post was the one where the angry fool called me a liar, for the 4th time in 2 days And you were only lying on three of those times. ---
**Author:** ![Annoyed](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/f04885/32.png) [@Annoyed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annoyed)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2019, 3:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-you-can-kindly-and-publicly-apologize-to-me-in-here-it-s-a-safe-space/840107/30 "2019-09-13T03:27:34Z")
> [@Ukulele\_Ike](#): > > **Annoyed** is a sock puppet, isn’t he? > > What’s taking so long? I’m not, and I’ve got the truth on my side. ---
**Author:** ![snfaulkner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snfaulkner/32/433_2.png) [@snfaulkner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snfaulkner)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2019, 3:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-you-can-kindly-and-publicly-apologize-to-me-in-here-it-s-a-safe-space/840107/31 "2019-09-13T03:28:20Z")
> [@Annoyed](#): > > Oh he gives a large amount of shit. He’s gone through the trouble of being a Mr. Stalky-Pants calling me a liar multiple times over a 48 hr period. > > And I’m in South East Asia right now myself, which is a hell of a lot closer to Beijing than Chicago, so our posting times should align quite well, and yet, crickets. That’s why it’s taking so long. You socked up from a different part of the world/IP. ---
**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2019, 3:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-you-can-kindly-and-publicly-apologize-to-me-in-here-it-s-a-safe-space/840107/32 "2019-09-13T03:30:12Z")
Well, I’ll apologize for misunderstanidng the mod in the troll’s thread I linked to. So, in this case and this case alone, the lying sack of shit (that would be Annoyed (fool is using the wrong form of the word, too; it should be Annoying, and yes with a capital A)) actually got one right. Going by the rest of his posting history here, yes, he’s still a liar. Also, as noted, I live in Beijing and not only is there a time difference, today’s a holiday, so I’m just casually perusing the boards at the moment. Am I angry at Annoyed? Nope, never have been either. Just not impressed. He’s done a lot of lying (I give you his first post as the kickoff for that) and projection onto others, so yes he’s still a liar. Hey, Annoyed! Here you go: I’m sorry I said you lied about the one fucking thing you didn’t lie about. And since I’n neither a troll nor a sock, nothing in my posting history, and certainly not with my first post, raises a red flag for the mods. Maybe you should try that. ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2019, 3:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-you-can-kindly-and-publicly-apologize-to-me-in-here-it-s-a-safe-space/840107/33 "2019-09-13T03:30:36Z")
> [@Annoyed](#): > > So who’s the pussy. > > Sure as hell isn’t my awesome self. This is true. People like pussies. ---
**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2019, 3:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-you-can-kindly-and-publicly-apologize-to-me-in-here-it-s-a-safe-space/840107/34 "2019-09-13T03:33:44Z")
> [@Annoyed](#): > > Oh he gives a large amount of shit. He’s gone through the trouble of being a Mr. Stalky-Pants calling me a liar multiple times over a 48 hr period. Someone just has to \*notice \*you to detect how much of a liar you are. Or how stupid you are. Not much practical difference, really. ---
**Author:** ![Annoyed](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/f04885/32.png) [@Annoyed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annoyed)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2019, 3:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-you-can-kindly-and-publicly-apologize-to-me-in-here-it-s-a-safe-space/840107/35 "2019-09-13T03:38:52Z")
> [@Euphonious\_Polemic](#): > > Well, you’re an arrogant, pathetic little man, I’ll give you that. I suppose you’re trying to be funny or edgy. > > I’m just sorry for you. And I suppose you feel that you’re none of those things. You’re a good person, not arrogant at all, definitely not throwing shit, and you probably would even go so far as to consider yourself a BIG man with BIG morals. But you’re an arrogant prick just as much as my fantastic self is. ---
**Author:** ![Guest-starring\_Id](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guest-starring_id/32/21736_2.png) [@Guest-starring\_Id](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guest-starring_Id)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2019, 3:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-you-can-kindly-and-publicly-apologize-to-me-in-here-it-s-a-safe-space/840107/36 "2019-09-13T03:39:59Z")
> [@Annoyed](#): > > …an angry shithead on the internet. Doable poster/post combo. > [@Annoyed](#): > > …considering the tribalism here… Yeah, eh? All this icky gross tribalism stuff going on here when there should be way more diversity going on, like at your 4-chan and breitbart sites. ---
**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2019, 3:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-you-can-kindly-and-publicly-apologize-to-me-in-here-it-s-a-safe-space/840107/37 "2019-09-13T03:41:21Z")
Southeast Asia, huh? Well, I suppose I _could_ make all kinds of unsavory insinuations about you and why you are there, all of those without any evidence whatsoever. You know, just exactly like you did about Ms. Omar. But I shan’t. Take a wild guess or three why I shan’t. ---
**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2019, 4:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-you-can-kindly-and-publicly-apologize-to-me-in-here-it-s-a-safe-space/840107/38 "2019-09-13T04:07:13Z")
I daresay the OP’s parents and educators owe him a far greater apology than anyone on this board ever could. ---
**Author:** ![BigT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bigt/32/12044_2.png) [@BigT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigT)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2019, 4:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-you-can-kindly-and-publicly-apologize-to-me-in-here-it-s-a-safe-space/840107/39 "2019-09-13T04:13:04Z")
Troll or not, the fact that you got so upset that you needed to start a new thread (rather than just replying in the one where he messed up) doesn’t make it seem you’ll last very long here. If you’re not a proper troll, you’re clearly trolling for attention. Oh, and FYI, demanding an apology from me is one way to guarantee I will not give you one, as I believe forced apologies are worthless. I see that **Monty** is more magnanimous than me. ---
**Author:** ![Annoyed](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/f04885/32.png) [@Annoyed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annoyed)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2019, 4:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-you-can-kindly-and-publicly-apologize-to-me-in-here-it-s-a-safe-space/840107/40 "2019-09-13T04:34:31Z")
> [@snfaulkner](#): > > That’s why it’s taking so long. You socked up from a different part of the world/IP. Uh huh, right, I’m spoofing my IP and posting only at night US time just to get around a previous ban. That’s plausible, but stupid as fuck. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-you-can-kindly-and-publicly-apologize-to-me-in-here-it-s-a-safe-space/840107.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-you-can-kindly-and-publicly-apologize-to-me-in-here-it-s-a-safe-space/840107.md?page=3)