# Monty, you can kindly and publicly apologize to me in here. It’s a safe space.

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**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [September 12, 2019, 3:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-you-can-kindly-and-publicly-apologize-to-me-in-here-it-s-a-safe-space/840107 "2019-09-12T15:50:27Z")\
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**Author:** ![glee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b5a626/32.png) [@glee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/glee)\
**Post date:** [September 13, 2019, 2:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-you-can-kindly-and-publicly-apologize-to-me-in-here-it-s-a-safe-space/840107/81 "2019-09-13T14:32:55Z")

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I read through this thread (there goes 15 minutes I’ll never get back. :smack:)

it is obvious from that evidence that:

- Monty is a gentleman and a scholar who will apologise if occasionally wrong

- Annoyed has literally nothing to offer except insults and arrogance

P.S. Annoyed has clearly not noticed that when everyone else thinks you’re wrong, you should look back at your assertions…

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**Author:** ![Annoyed](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/f04885/32.png) [@Annoyed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annoyed)\
**Post date:** [September 13, 2019, 2:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-you-can-kindly-and-publicly-apologize-to-me-in-here-it-s-a-safe-space/840107/82 "2019-09-13T14:43:14Z")

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> [@Gyrate](#):
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> That doesn’t count, because Trump didn’t literally say "Nazis are very fine people” verbatim. **Of course, running coach didn’t say that Trump said those exact words,** but then as **Annoyed** is a “lying liar-pants who lies a bunch” he never intended to leave anyway - he’s already offered to be perma-banned once and never mentioned it again.

> [@running\_coach](#):
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> **Remember Trump saying that Nazis are very fine people?** And the utter silence from the GOP?

Haha, oh man you’re so full of shit. That fool used that fake statement to vilify a whole party as Nazis and White Supremacists.

But he wasn’t saying it, you know, exactly, he just typed it, exactly, you know, because that’s easier because telling the truth is hard on a forum that’s supposed to be fighting ignorance & shit.

Ive made 2 perma ban offers. One, that you utterly failed at because you’re a dipshit liar. The other still stands.

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**Author:** ![crowmanyclouds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crowmanyclouds/32/19884_2.png) [@crowmanyclouds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/crowmanyclouds)\
**Post date:** [September 13, 2019, 2:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-you-can-kindly-and-publicly-apologize-to-me-in-here-it-s-a-safe-space/840107/83 "2019-09-13T14:52:43Z")

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Annoyed? If you’re gonna bother the mods with small requests can I suggest you start with a name change? Like from _Annoyed_ to _Annoying_?

CMC fnord!

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**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\
**Post date:** [September 13, 2019, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-you-can-kindly-and-publicly-apologize-to-me-in-here-it-s-a-safe-space/840107/84 "2019-09-13T15:35:00Z")

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> [@crowmanyclouds](#):
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> Annoyed? If you’re gonna bother the mods with small requests can I suggest you start with a name change? Like from _Annoyed_ to _Annoying_?

[From here](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=21857539#post21857539):

[QUOTE=Monty]  
that would be Annoyed (fool is using the wrong form of the word, too; it should be Annoying, and yes with a capital A)  
[/quote]

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**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\
**Post date:** [September 13, 2019, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-you-can-kindly-and-publicly-apologize-to-me-in-here-it-s-a-safe-space/840107/85 "2019-09-13T15:39:17Z")

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Just waiting for **Annoyed** to say “Goodbye liar” and put me on Ignore.

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**Author:** ![Annoyed](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/f04885/32.png) [@Annoyed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annoyed)\
**Post date:** [September 13, 2019, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-you-can-kindly-and-publicly-apologize-to-me-in-here-it-s-a-safe-space/840107/86 "2019-09-13T15:48:01Z")

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> [@Gyrate](#):
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> Just waiting for **Annoyed** to say “Goodbye liar” and put me on Ignore.

Why would I do that? I’m here specifically to interact with leftwing extremists and specifically in the pit where you guys can show yourselves.

I find it interesting.

PS. You’re still a liar.

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**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\
**Post date:** [September 13, 2019, 3:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-you-can-kindly-and-publicly-apologize-to-me-in-here-it-s-a-safe-space/840107/87 "2019-09-13T15:53:44Z")

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> [@Annoyed](#):
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> I find it interesting.

Of course you do. This is about as much human contact as you likely ever get.

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**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\
**Post date:** [September 13, 2019, 3:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-you-can-kindly-and-publicly-apologize-to-me-in-here-it-s-a-safe-space/840107/88 "2019-09-13T15:55:10Z")

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> [@Annoyed](#):
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> Why would I do that? I’m here specifically to interact with leftwing extremists and specifically in the pit where you guys can show yourselves.

We’re “leftwing extremists” in the same way that California is the “East Coast”…if you’re standing in Guam.

> [@](#):
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> PS. You’re still a liar.

Given that the posts in which you accuse me of lying are themselves riddled with lies, I’m not overly worried about my credibility compared to yours. But if you want to keep calling me a liar, go right ahead - your other thread is based on you repeating lies in the hope that someone will believe them, so why stray from your established form?

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**Author:** ![Annoyed](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/f04885/32.png) [@Annoyed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annoyed)\
**Post date:** [September 13, 2019, 4:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-you-can-kindly-and-publicly-apologize-to-me-in-here-it-s-a-safe-space/840107/89 "2019-09-13T16:02:04Z")

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> [@Gyrate](#):
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> We’re “leftwing extremists” in the same way that California is the “East Coast”…if you’re standing in Guam.
> 
> Given that the posts in which you accuse me of lying are themselves riddled with lies, I’m not overly worried about my credibility compared to yours. But if you want to keep calling me a liar, go right ahead - your other thread is based on you repeating lies in the hope that someone will believe them, so why stray from your established form?

None of you have provided any evidence or post of mine that was a lie.

Go ahead, there’s only a few of them. Post a lie of mine.

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**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\
**Post date:** [September 13, 2019, 4:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-you-can-kindly-and-publicly-apologize-to-me-in-here-it-s-a-safe-space/840107/90 "2019-09-13T16:03:53Z")

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> [@Gyrate](#):
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> Just waiting for **Annoyed** to say “Goodbye liar” and put me on Ignore.

Oh, I remember that fragile fucking imbecile. You think they’re related?

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**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\
**Post date:** [September 13, 2019, 4:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-you-can-kindly-and-publicly-apologize-to-me-in-here-it-s-a-safe-space/840107/91 "2019-09-13T16:03:57Z")

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> [@Annoyed](#):
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> None of you have provided any evidence or post of mine that was a lie.
> 
> Go ahead, there’s only a few of them. Post a lie of mine.

You just lied about nobody providing evidence that you lied.

For the _win_, baby!

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**Author:** ![Annoyed](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/f04885/32.png) [@Annoyed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annoyed)\
**Post date:** [September 13, 2019, 4:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-you-can-kindly-and-publicly-apologize-to-me-in-here-it-s-a-safe-space/840107/92 "2019-09-13T16:08:32Z")

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> [@Czarcasm](#):
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> You just lied about nobody providing evidence that you lied.
> 
> For the _win_, baby!

Boring.

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**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\
**Post date:** [September 13, 2019, 4:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-you-can-kindly-and-publicly-apologize-to-me-in-here-it-s-a-safe-space/840107/93 "2019-09-13T16:10:06Z")

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“Lie” isn’t really the right word here. If somebody says something wrong without intending deception, they’re mistaken.

Please don’t flame me, Annoyed. I’m sensitive to internet insults.

THAT would be a lie.

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**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\
**Post date:** [September 13, 2019, 4:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-you-can-kindly-and-publicly-apologize-to-me-in-here-it-s-a-safe-space/840107/94 "2019-09-13T16:14:56Z")

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Everything I say is a lie. I’m lying right now.

(Hey, it worked for Captain Kirk.)

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**Author:** ![snfaulkner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snfaulkner/32/433_2.png) [@snfaulkner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snfaulkner)\
**Post date:** [September 13, 2019, 4:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-you-can-kindly-and-publicly-apologize-to-me-in-here-it-s-a-safe-space/840107/95 "2019-09-13T16:20:05Z")

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> [@Annoyed](#):
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> Didn’t care much for the apology, wasn’t heartfelt enough. It’ll need more groveling. Tears would be good. I’ll also take payment via transferwise to compensate me for the slander I’ve suffered at the hands of all these tolerant and inclusive people who are clearly extremely tolerant and inclusive.

How are you planning to get said payment?

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**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\
**Post date:** [September 13, 2019, 4:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-you-can-kindly-and-publicly-apologize-to-me-in-here-it-s-a-safe-space/840107/96 "2019-09-13T16:20:35Z")

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> [@QuickSilver](#):
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> Oh, I remember that fragile fucking imbecile. You think they’re related?

Probably not. His whole deal was making up bullshit reasons to call people “liars”, blocking them and then crowing triumphantly about winning the argument and/or masturbating furiously at his computer so the two are certainly similar in style, temperament and level of intellectual rigor; it’s just that this one likes others to watch him masturbate.

Didn’t the other one have a whole thing going on a different messageboard about how he was pwning all us libruls here? I wouldn’t be too surprised to learn that this one is doing the same thing but I don’t care enough to look.

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**Author:** ![Annoyed](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/f04885/32.png) [@Annoyed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annoyed)\
**Post date:** [September 13, 2019, 4:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-you-can-kindly-and-publicly-apologize-to-me-in-here-it-s-a-safe-space/840107/97 "2019-09-13T16:22:10Z")

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> [@Knowed\_Out](#):
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> “Lie” isn’t really the right word here. If somebody says something wrong without intending deception, they’re mistaken.
> 
> Please don’t flame me, Annoyed. I’m sensitive to internet insults.
> 
> THAT would be a lie.

Saying that “Trump said this” when you know trump did not actually say it is intended deception, is it not?

That is a lie by your own definition.

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**Author:** ![Annoyed](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/f04885/32.png) [@Annoyed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annoyed)\
**Post date:** [September 13, 2019, 4:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-you-can-kindly-and-publicly-apologize-to-me-in-here-it-s-a-safe-space/840107/98 "2019-09-13T16:28:20Z")

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> [@Gyrate](#):
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> Probably not. His whole deal was making up bullshit reasons to call people “liars”, blocking them and then crowing triumphantly about winning the argument and/or masturbating furiously at his computer so the two are certainly similar in style, temperament and level of intellectual rigor; it’s just that this one likes others to watch him masturbate.
> 
> Didn’t the other one have a whole thing going on a different messageboard about how he was pwning all us libruls here? I wouldn’t be too surprised to learn that this one is doing the same thing but I don’t care enough to look.

Not a fan of furious masturbation as I’m a no lube kind of guy, and don’t post on any other forums currently. Might do if I get bored here.

Look if you wish. Wouldn’t be at all surprised if my short presence here inspires many attempted stalkers. Must be all the diversity and inclusion here and certainly not vindictive “make him pay for not voting like we do” stuff. That would be mean.

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**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\
**Post date:** [September 13, 2019, 4:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-you-can-kindly-and-publicly-apologize-to-me-in-here-it-s-a-safe-space/840107/99 "2019-09-13T16:29:49Z")

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When Trump was asked about Neo-Nazis, he said there are fine people on both sides. I doubt anyone would agree that Neo-Nazis include some very fine people. But, you go on weasling out of your promise.

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**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\
**Post date:** [September 13, 2019, 4:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-you-can-kindly-and-publicly-apologize-to-me-in-here-it-s-a-safe-space/840107/100 "2019-09-13T16:31:44Z")

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> [@Annoyed](#):
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> Not a fan of furious masturbation as I’m a no lube kind of guy, and don’t post on any other forums currently. Might do if I get bored here.
> 
> Look if you wish. Wouldn’t be at all surprised if my short presence here inspires many attempted stalkers. Must be all the diversity and inclusion here and certainly not vindictive “make him pay for not voting like we do” stuff. That would be mean.

No, we want you to pay for being a Goddamn troll.

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