# Monty, you can kindly and publicly apologize to me in here. It’s a safe space.

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**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [September 12, 2019, 3:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-you-can-kindly-and-publicly-apologize-to-me-in-here-it-s-a-safe-space/840107 "2019-09-12T15:50:27Z")\
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**Post date:** [September 13, 2019, 4:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-you-can-kindly-and-publicly-apologize-to-me-in-here-it-s-a-safe-space/840107/101 "2019-09-13T16:33:26Z")

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> [@Annoyed](#):
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> Saying that “Trump said this” when you know trump did not actually say it is intended deception, is it not?
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> That is a lie by your own definition.

Except that **running coach** didn’t use quotation marks in his statement (remember quotation marks? You thought they were important earlier) - that was your addition, a deliberate misrepresentation on your part so that you could claim victory on the basis that Trump didn’t use those exact words. In fact **running coach** ’s original paraphrase was entirely accurate in context; it’s you that’s persisting in this - what’s the term? - “intended deception” that it wasn’t.

But thank you for your ongoing demonstration of your dishonesty, liar.

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**Post date:** [September 13, 2019, 4:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-you-can-kindly-and-publicly-apologize-to-me-in-here-it-s-a-safe-space/840107/102 "2019-09-13T16:39:33Z")

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Is the plan here to feed the troll so much, so fast that he actually explodes?

Or what?

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**Post date:** [September 13, 2019, 4:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-you-can-kindly-and-publicly-apologize-to-me-in-here-it-s-a-safe-space/840107/103 "2019-09-13T16:43:01Z")

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> [@Annoyed](#):
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> You may think that, and it’s rather understandable really, but I’m not. This forum is old, the software is old, Ive been posting on other forums for years so jumping over here was nothing.
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> I specifically started actively posting here because I liked the idea of “the pit” and that it seems to be a little hive of leftwing extremism, which I find interesting & amusing.
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> In short, no, I’m not a liar. Calling me one over and over doesn’t make it true.

Let’s just say that when you stand up to speak at a PTA meeting for the first time, prefacing your remarks with “you may think it but I am not a pedophile.” is unlikely to ease people minds.

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**Post date:** [September 13, 2019, 4:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-you-can-kindly-and-publicly-apologize-to-me-in-here-it-s-a-safe-space/840107/104 "2019-09-13T16:55:50Z")

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Speaking of feeding: I’ve recently learned that pickled blueberries are a thing. I am intrigued. Anyone tried these? There are loads of online recipes.

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**Post date:** [September 13, 2019, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-you-can-kindly-and-publicly-apologize-to-me-in-here-it-s-a-safe-space/840107/105 "2019-09-13T16:58:00Z")

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> [@Annoyed](#):
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> I find it interesting.

> [@Annoyed](#):
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> Boring.

Checkmate, liar.

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**Post date:** [September 13, 2019, 5:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-you-can-kindly-and-publicly-apologize-to-me-in-here-it-s-a-safe-space/840107/106 "2019-09-13T17:00:23Z")

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> [@Gyrate](#):
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> Speaking of feeding: I’ve recently learned that pickled blueberries are a thing. I am intrigued. Anyone tried these? There are loads of online recipes.

They’d be great in a Shoolie Pie.

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**Post date:** [September 13, 2019, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-you-can-kindly-and-publicly-apologize-to-me-in-here-it-s-a-safe-space/840107/107 "2019-09-13T17:08:04Z")

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> [@Euphonious\_Polemic](#):
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> Is the plan here to feed the troll so much, so fast that he actually explodes?
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> Or what?

That would be a good outcome.

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> [@QuickSilver](#):
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> They’d be great in a Shoolie Pie.

What’s a Shoolie Pie? Or did you mean Shoofly Pie?

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**Post date:** [September 13, 2019, 5:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-you-can-kindly-and-publicly-apologize-to-me-in-here-it-s-a-safe-space/840107/109 "2019-09-13T17:15:52Z")

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I’m still waiting for the recipes. How (and why) does one make pickled blueberries?

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**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\
**Post date:** [September 13, 2019, 5:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-you-can-kindly-and-publicly-apologize-to-me-in-here-it-s-a-safe-space/840107/110 "2019-09-13T17:36:11Z")

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> [@Sunny\_Daze](#):
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> I’m still waiting for the recipes. How (and why) does one make pickled blueberries?

Obtain blueberries.  
Do whatever pickling is.

😃

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**Post date:** [September 13, 2019, 5:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-you-can-kindly-and-publicly-apologize-to-me-in-here-it-s-a-safe-space/840107/111 "2019-09-13T17:48:55Z")

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> [@running\_coach](#):
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> Obtain blueberries.  
> Do whatever pickling is.
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> 😃

Does it involve a bottle of double chocolate vodka and a six-pack of Wild Cherry Pepsi?

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> [@Czarcasm](#):
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> Does it involve a bottle of double chocolate vodka and a six-pack of Wild Cherry Pepsi?

Nobody is saying it doesn’t. 🙂

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**Post date:** [September 13, 2019, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-you-can-kindly-and-publicly-apologize-to-me-in-here-it-s-a-safe-space/840107/113 "2019-09-13T17:57:04Z")

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Hmmm. I’d try that without the Pepsi.

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**Post date:** [September 13, 2019, 5:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-you-can-kindly-and-publicly-apologize-to-me-in-here-it-s-a-safe-space/840107/114 "2019-09-13T17:58:00Z")

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> [@Gyrate](#):
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> (remember quotation marks? You thought they were important earlier)

“Does anybody remember quotation marks” has to be the worst Led Zeppelin paraphrase ever!

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> [@Sunny\_Daze](#):
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> Hmmm. I’d try that without the Pepsi.

Better with. It is called a “Chocolate Covered Cherry”.

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**Post date:** [September 13, 2019, 6:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-you-can-kindly-and-publicly-apologize-to-me-in-here-it-s-a-safe-space/840107/116 "2019-09-13T18:10:35Z")

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> [@Gyrate](#):
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> What’s a Shoolie Pie? Or did you mean Shoofly Pie?

I thought we were doing recipes riffing on “lie”.

You know: “liar cake”, “Bull-abaisse”, etc.

I’ll go. Don’t havta shove… :o

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“You’re a liar”. “No u”. “No u” And then recipes. What fun we had.

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> [@Euphonious\_Polemic](#):
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> Is the plan here to feed the troll so much, so fast that he actually explodes?

No, we’re just having fun by mocking him. The fact that he thinks he’s winning makes it even more fun.

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> [@Sunny\_Daze](#):
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> I’m still waiting for the recipes. How (and why) does one make pickled blueberries?

[Here’s one](https://honest-food.net/pickled-blueberries-recipe/). Apparently they go nicely with certain meats like duck or turkey, with the combination of sweet and salt and vinegar adding a strong accent. I’ve done grapes with a balsamic marinade with duck, so it’s probably similar to that.

**Quicksilver** : :smack: I thought you were proposing something bold there - pickled blueberries on shoofly pie. It’s just crazy enough to work…

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Oh, man. I HATE fruit with meat.

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