# Moonfall - a single sentence review

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/moonfall-a-single-sentence-review/973225>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Tags:** movies\
**Created:** [October 14, 2022, 4:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/moonfall-a-single-sentence-review/973225 "2022-10-14T04:18:03Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![mixdenny](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mixdenny/32/2962_2.png) [@mixdenny](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mixdenny)\
**Post date:** [October 14, 2022, 4:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/moonfall-a-single-sentence-review/973225/1 "2022-10-14T04:18:03Z")

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Seldom have the laws of physics been so ruthlessly repealed.

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**Author:** ![Kedikat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ed655f/32.png) [@Kedikat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kedikat)\
**Post date:** [October 14, 2022, 4:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/moonfall-a-single-sentence-review/973225/2 "2022-10-14T04:25:36Z")

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I try so hard to suspend belief, then… product placement… the current thing…sequel setup…video game section setup. Sigh. They make it so hard to have even dumb fun.  
But I will get the disk. Baahhhh…

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**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\
**Post date:** [October 14, 2022, 5:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/moonfall-a-single-sentence-review/973225/3 "2022-10-14T05:47:09Z")

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I only saw the first episode. My review is a single word: _Bollocks!_

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**Author:** ![CairoCarol](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cairocarol/32/3825_2.png) [@CairoCarol](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CairoCarol)\
**Post date:** [October 14, 2022, 5:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/moonfall-a-single-sentence-review/973225/4 "2022-10-14T05:54:11Z")

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So my first thought was … “and Moonfall is what - a video game? A TV series? A movie? Or something else?” But of course, [Google can help with that.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moonfall_(film))

It’s a movie, it seems. Okay. Will avoid.

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**Author:** ![Seanette](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/seanette/32/9139_2.png) [@Seanette](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Seanette)\
**Post date:** [October 14, 2022, 6:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/moonfall-a-single-sentence-review/973225/5 "2022-10-14T06:53:46Z")

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> [@Gatopescado](#):
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> I only saw the first episode. My review is a single word: _Bollocks!_

“first episode” of a movie? I must not be awake enough yet, since this doesn’t really make sense to me.

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**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\
**Post date:** [October 14, 2022, 6:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/moonfall-a-single-sentence-review/973225/6 "2022-10-14T06:56:12Z")

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Once again, I have no idea what I’m talking about. I thought this was that show that I watched on some channel, staring those people. About the moon. Carry On!

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**Author:** ![Seanette](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/seanette/32/9139_2.png) [@Seanette](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Seanette)\
**Post date:** [October 14, 2022, 6:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/moonfall-a-single-sentence-review/973225/7 "2022-10-14T06:57:35Z")

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We all have those moments. I honestly thought there was something I was missing there. Not really awake yet, I just had a cat wake me up and he won’t tell me what he was fussing about. 🙂

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**Author:** ![mixdenny](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mixdenny/32/2962_2.png) [@mixdenny](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mixdenny)\
**Post date:** [October 14, 2022, 7:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/moonfall-a-single-sentence-review/973225/8 "2022-10-14T07:20:46Z")

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Oh, it’s a movie. I could describe the scene that finally got my jaw to drop but, you know, spoilers.

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**Author:** ![WhyKickAMooCow](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/9fc29f/32.png) [@WhyKickAMooCow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WhyKickAMooCow)\
**Post date:** [October 14, 2022, 10:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/moonfall-a-single-sentence-review/973225/9 "2022-10-14T10:31:49Z")

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Best one line review: Shit sandwich.  
(Spinal Tap)

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**Author:** ![garygnu](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/garygnu/32/2924_2.png) [@garygnu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/garygnu)\
**Post date:** [October 14, 2022, 6:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/moonfall-a-single-sentence-review/973225/10 "2022-10-14T18:49:19Z")

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It’s one of those movies that is best used for _Honest Trailers_, a _Pitch Meeting_, or just a good apoplectic review.

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**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\
**Post date:** [October 14, 2022, 6:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/moonfall-a-single-sentence-review/973225/11 "2022-10-14T18:52:44Z")

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The best one line review was for the movie _From Hell It Came!_  
“And to Hell it can go.”

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**Author:** ![Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba9def/32.png) [@Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Just_Asking_Questions)\
**Post date:** [October 14, 2022, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/moonfall-a-single-sentence-review/973225/12 "2022-10-14T19:54:04Z")

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> [@Gatopescado](#):
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> I thought this was that show that I watched on some channel, staring those people. About the moon.

Moonhaven. Which, going by the trailers, looks like it violates the laws of physics almost as much as Moonfall. And the laws of stupidity.

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**Author:** ![MissMiss](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/missmiss/32/12315_2.png) [@MissMiss](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MissMiss)\
**Post date:** [October 15, 2022, 12:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/moonfall-a-single-sentence-review/973225/13 "2022-10-15T00:42:21Z")

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I’ve never understand the buying of blue rays and disks when (assuming you have streaming channels) the stuffs like on demand

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**Author:** ![Seanette](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/seanette/32/9139_2.png) [@Seanette](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Seanette)\
**Post date:** [October 15, 2022, 12:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/moonfall-a-single-sentence-review/973225/14 "2022-10-15T00:56:32Z")

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On demand can vanish at any moment. DH and I favor physical media so we don’t see the content we paid for vanish for market or political correctness reasons.

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**Author:** ![Kedikat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ed655f/32.png) [@Kedikat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kedikat)\
**Post date:** [October 15, 2022, 2:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/moonfall-a-single-sentence-review/973225/15 "2022-10-15T02:23:07Z")

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It is on demand only as long as a company decides to keep presenting it. I also like to keep the number of subscriptions I pay for to a minimum. Buy it once and have it always. It will also always remain the same every time I watch it. Visual quality is set, won’t suffer varying levels of digital compression. I like watching on a large screen. Sometimes video quality can be poor when streamed. No editing it at the whim of the current company that owns it. Words, characters even moral concepts can be edited, censored, from the original.

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**Author:** ![mixdenny](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mixdenny/32/2962_2.png) [@mixdenny](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mixdenny)\
**Post date:** [October 15, 2022, 2:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/moonfall-a-single-sentence-review/973225/16 "2022-10-15T02:27:47Z")

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“Lodi” by Creedence Clearwater Revival . About a town in Ohio although many people have the mistaken belief it is about someplace in California. As if that would inspire a song…

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**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\
**Post date:** [October 15, 2022, 3:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/moonfall-a-single-sentence-review/973225/17 "2022-10-15T03:07:00Z")

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And you expected _what_ from Roland Emmerich, exactly?

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**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\
**Post date:** [October 15, 2022, 1:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/moonfall-a-single-sentence-review/973225/18 "2022-10-15T13:17:28Z")

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> [@mixdenny](#):
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> “Lodi” by Creedence Clearwater Revival . About a town in Ohio although many people have the mistaken belief it is about someplace in California. As if that would inspire a song…

ISTM the main difference between Lodi OH & Lodi CA is the temperature and the local accent. Otherwise rural small town is rural smalltown nationwide. Both in 1960-whenever and in 2022.

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**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\
**Post date:** [October 15, 2022, 1:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/moonfall-a-single-sentence-review/973225/19 "2022-10-15T13:31:26Z")

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> [@Seanette](#):
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> Not really awake yet, I just had a cat wake me up and he won’t tell me what he was fussing about. 🙂

Complaining about how preposterous the name _Fuzz Aldrin_ was for a cat?

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**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\
**Post date:** [October 15, 2022, 6:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/moonfall-a-single-sentence-review/973225/20 "2022-10-15T18:07:47Z")

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> [@mixdenny](#):
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> “Lodi” by Creedence Clearwater Revival . About a town in Ohio…

Certainly not calling you out, more curious about the backstory, but do you have a cite for this? I always figured it was the California one, since the band is from nearby.

Wiki says it’s the California one. [Lodi (Creedence Clearwater Revival song) - Wikipedia](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lodi_(Creedence_Clearwater_Revival_song)) But they could be wrong.

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