# More Adventures in SDMB Haiku **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 26, 2001, 3:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-adventures-in-sdmb-haiku/83927 "2001-09-26T15:29:06Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Maeglin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8baadc/32.png) [@Maeglin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Maeglin)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2001, 5:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-adventures-in-sdmb-haiku/83927/21 "2001-09-27T17:22:22Z")
Thrusting in and out Clove white and bulbous with cream Garlic in my sauce. ---
**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2001, 5:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-adventures-in-sdmb-haiku/83927/22 "2001-09-27T17:29:06Z")
Peeling off layers of pure white paper clothing reveal spicy flesh ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Cynical](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ee59a6/32.png) [@Mr.Cynical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Cynical)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2001, 5:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-adventures-in-sdmb-haiku/83927/23 "2001-09-27T17:33:48Z")
Your skills impress me But only a true master Haikus Italian. Molte sorprese in miei pantaloni ma nessun aglio ---
**Author:** ![Waverly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/57b2e6/32.png) [@Waverly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Waverly)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2001, 5:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-adventures-in-sdmb-haiku/83927/24 "2001-09-27T17:43:46Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by CrankyAsAnOldMan \* > \*\*Oh licker of clits > forget not the labia > or that sweet brown star > > (sorry, I’ve just always wanted to write a haiku about something like that. \*\* Cunnilinction _and_ Rimming in one haiku, but… No fellatio ☹ **Manservant:** Pungent aroma Sweaty, sweat perfume. Behold: Garlic? The mood wanes. ---
**Author:** ![Fiver](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e274bd/32.png) [@Fiver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fiver)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2001, 6:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-adventures-in-sdmb-haiku/83927/25 "2001-09-27T18:36:11Z")
Anal obsession Draws near, but has to exclude The corn in my shit. Jarbaby, Rosebud GingeroftheNorth: these are My primo crushlist. ---
**Author:** ![Maeglin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8baadc/32.png) [@Maeglin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Maeglin)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2001, 6:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-adventures-in-sdmb-haiku/83927/26 "2001-09-27T18:56:30Z")
Italian is weak It’s pussy vernacular Real men do Latin. Nullum in mundo alium melior quam defutatio ---
**Author:** ![tiny\_ham](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@tiny\_ham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tiny_ham)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2001, 7:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-adventures-in-sdmb-haiku/83927/27 "2001-09-27T19:05:51Z")
Verily I say to win the jarbaby heart Do one in German ---
**Author:** ![Aguecheek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a9adbd/32.png) [@Aguecheek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aguecheek)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2001, 7:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-adventures-in-sdmb-haiku/83927/28 "2001-09-27T19:06:57Z")
Newbie, trying to Hit fifty posts, so weary. Dammit. Forty-nine. ---
**Author:** ![Venoma](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/c4cdca/32.png) [@Venoma](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Venoma)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2001, 7:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-adventures-in-sdmb-haiku/83927/29 "2001-09-27T19:07:44Z")
packets quickly fly a thread pondered just so wisdom thusly gained? Hmm. _tears up paper and tries again_ ---
**Author:** ![Fiver](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e274bd/32.png) [@Fiver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fiver)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2001, 7:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-adventures-in-sdmb-haiku/83927/30 "2001-09-27T19:19:12Z")
Fiver sagt “Du hast” Jarbabe bilden gekommen Wie Rammstein immer. ---
**Author:** ![Maeglin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8baadc/32.png) [@Maeglin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Maeglin)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2001, 7:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-adventures-in-sdmb-haiku/83927/31 "2001-09-27T19:20:46Z")
Das Knoblauch ist so geschleschtlich gleich ein wutend Schweißer, heiß und groß. ---
**Author:** ![Wicked\_Blue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/2acd7d/32.png) [@Wicked\_Blue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wicked_Blue)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2001, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-adventures-in-sdmb-haiku/83927/32 "2001-09-27T19:26:49Z")
I get so hot for Men who speak Italian Take me now, Cyni 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Rasa](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rasa/32/3578_2.png) [@Rasa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rasa)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2001, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-adventures-in-sdmb-haiku/83927/33 "2001-09-27T19:28:15Z")
Maegs is explicit In dead languages only Is he necrophiliac? ---
**Author:** ![Maeglin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8baadc/32.png) [@Maeglin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Maeglin)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2001, 7:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-adventures-in-sdmb-haiku/83927/34 "2001-09-27T19:35:21Z")
I am ascetic And spurn the comforts of flesh At least I can count. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![screech-owl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/82dd89/32.png) [@screech-owl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/screech-owl)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2001, 7:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-adventures-in-sdmb-haiku/83927/35 "2001-09-27T19:37:22Z")
Many learnéd folk Have taught me so much info On S-D-M-B. Forgotten German. I’ve no idea what Maegs said. I love big Esses. Hmm. Heiß “hot”, groß “big” Knowing the tone of this thread: Probably obscene. ---
**Author:** ![Rasa](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rasa/32/3578_2.png) [@Rasa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rasa)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2001, 7:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-adventures-in-sdmb-haiku/83927/36 "2001-09-27T19:37:36Z")
Fuck! Last line too long. Apparently, I can’t count. Sentiment still stands. ---
**Author:** ![Waverly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/57b2e6/32.png) [@Waverly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Waverly)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2001, 7:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-adventures-in-sdmb-haiku/83927/37 "2001-09-27T19:43:03Z")
Höhepunkt der Fete war der gruppenfick danach Jetzt brauche ich eine dusche ---
**Author:** ![Maeglin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8baadc/32.png) [@Maeglin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Maeglin)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2001, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-adventures-in-sdmb-haiku/83927/38 "2001-09-27T19:47:53Z")
Holy shit, **Waverly** , I am impressed. ---
**Author:** ![tiny\_ham](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@tiny\_ham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tiny_ham)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2001, 7:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-adventures-in-sdmb-haiku/83927/39 "2001-09-27T19:49:04Z")
I am in trouble A german could holler Whore And I would be glad ---
**Author:** ![screech-owl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/82dd89/32.png) [@screech-owl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/screech-owl)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2001, 7:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-adventures-in-sdmb-haiku/83927/40 "2001-09-27T19:58:57Z")
That’s not very nice!! Leaving us out of the loop What are y’all saying?!?! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-adventures-in-sdmb-haiku/83927.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-adventures-in-sdmb-haiku/83927.md?page=3)