# More Adventures in SDMB Haiku **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 26, 2001, 3:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-adventures-in-sdmb-haiku/83927 "2001-09-26T15:29:06Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2001, 8:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-adventures-in-sdmb-haiku/83927/41 "2001-09-27T20:14:19Z")
See German haikus noses pressed against the glass Some translations, please? ---
**Author:** ![lno](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/a8b319/32.png) [@lno](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lno)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2001, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-adventures-in-sdmb-haiku/83927/42 "2001-09-27T20:21:28Z")
My version of it Seems to fit the meter right I am a smart-ass Fetenhöhepunkt War der gruppenfick danach Jetzt dusche ich mal (and in English, um, sorta) Best part of party Was the group sex afterwards Now I must shower ---
**Author:** ![Waverly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/57b2e6/32.png) [@Waverly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Waverly)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2001, 8:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-adventures-in-sdmb-haiku/83927/43 "2001-09-27T20:34:00Z")
**Jarbaby** Meretrix? Numquam! Bellus orca-parvulus Hau! dormi mecum [sub]_red faced_ j/k[/sub] :o **lno** , I’m sure your German is better than mine, did I make an error? One must admit, ‘gruppenfick’ is a bit more colorful than ‘group sex’. ---
**Author:** ![lno](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/a8b319/32.png) [@lno](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lno)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2001, 8:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-adventures-in-sdmb-haiku/83927/44 "2001-09-27T20:58:38Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Waverly \* > did I make an error? One must admit, ‘gruppenfick’ is a bit more colorful than ‘group sex’. Nah, you just had a 6-7-6 meter by my count; I trimmed it to a 5-7-5. And the English translation was constrained out of necessity. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Kilt-wearin\_man](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/82dd89/32.png) [@Kilt-wearin\_man](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kilt-wearin_man)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2001, 9:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-adventures-in-sdmb-haiku/83927/45 "2001-09-27T21:17:55Z")
I don’t spikk German Boot I ken fek ze ak’zent Vill it be enough? Not kvite like Ahhnuld Kloszer to Colnel Klink, ja? You like it, Fraulein? I’m giffink myzelf A hedd-ache doing ziss now Zo I vill ztop it. SCHULLLLLLLLLLLTZ!!! ---
**Author:** ![GingerOfTheNorth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cdc98d/32.png) [@GingerOfTheNorth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GingerOfTheNorth)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2001, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-adventures-in-sdmb-haiku/83927/46 "2001-09-27T21:20:19Z")
Oh Fiver, are you Mad? It seems you adore We three odd ladies. Manservant, Molto Bene, your Italian speaking has me very caldo. ---
**Author:** ![Waverly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/57b2e6/32.png) [@Waverly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Waverly)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2001, 9:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-adventures-in-sdmb-haiku/83927/47 "2001-09-27T21:40:32Z")
Most of my German Is learned from science journals ‘Gangbangs’ a rare theme I know just enough To get face-slapped or drink-splashed In several tongues ---
**Author:** ![Spudgunr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/7ba0ec/32.png) [@Spudgunr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spudgunr)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2001, 9:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-adventures-in-sdmb-haiku/83927/48 "2001-09-27T21:54:12Z")
I like a girl she only wants to be friends yet I want to not I still do like her She told me she liked me three years too late Freshmen year is when…(she liked me that is) she never did let me know until the night past I was so upset i cried for a few minutes…(several actually) and now I am mad she says she will not go out with a friend she wants…(not sure if this will but it is not me…(make any sense) her logic is bad it confuses me badly want to talk to her she brings out good but also the worst in me **I need much advice** \* my haikus are done until I write in journals then I will write more three pages today in journals I have written and a few haikus long winded I am will let you do other stuff my poems are done - if you want to give me advice, you can email me at [abcdefg200atexcite@yahoo.com](mailto:abcdefg200atexcite@yahoo.com) or on AIM I am CColeman2002 ---
**Author:** ![GingerOfTheNorth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cdc98d/32.png) [@GingerOfTheNorth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GingerOfTheNorth)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2001, 10:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-adventures-in-sdmb-haiku/83927/49 "2001-09-27T22:18:24Z")
**Manservant Hecubus** ’s Italian got me so hot I couldn’t count. ---
**Author:** ![Fiver](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e274bd/32.png) [@Fiver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fiver)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2001, 10:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-adventures-in-sdmb-haiku/83927/50 "2001-09-27T22:29:09Z")
GingerOfTheNorth Your name fills the whole first line And also my heart. Rosebud, New York belle Likes hobbits, ferrets and…me? Fiver dreams, then swoons. Jarbaby needs pain Of a keen but loving kind Shame I’m not so Chi’. ---
**Author:** ![gypsy\_gurl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a183cd/32.png) [@gypsy\_gurl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gypsy_gurl)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2001, 11:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-adventures-in-sdmb-haiku/83927/51 "2001-09-27T23:59:08Z")
Single Gypsy\_gurl left for a bisexual by a perfect guy made me soup when ill he promised not to hurt me viscious lies he told But I’m thinking that He got the short end of it She already cheats! She hit on his twin Brother and his mom’s boyfriend Too…What a slut It’s lonely without… So are there any Dopers Who can flirt with me? I’m going clubbing I won’t be on tonight so I can meet some guys 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Gartog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/22d042/32.png) [@Gartog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gartog)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2001, 1:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-adventures-in-sdmb-haiku/83927/52 "2001-09-28T13:49:31Z")
Your Haiku tears at the strings upon my heart soon you will be free Thread soars high floating above the clouds, the sun shines upon these posts. And for the carnal, flesh, teasingly revealed then hidden, oh shame. ---
**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2001, 2:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-adventures-in-sdmb-haiku/83927/53 "2001-09-28T14:27:25Z")
Tales of broken love Sorry I’m not there to help You’re in the right place. Common though it seems in trashy romance novels broken hearts don’t kill. Don’t let ex-lovers burn away your inner peace find that peace and share. On-line, IRL, or any way that you can, there will be more friends. Final words this time something to ponder today: Vaya con juevos. ---
**Author:** ![Gartog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/22d042/32.png) [@Gartog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gartog)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2001, 3:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-adventures-in-sdmb-haiku/83927/54 "2001-09-28T15:18:04Z")
My skin does not fit My nose drags along the floor elephant I am. ---
**Author:** ![Gartog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/22d042/32.png) [@Gartog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gartog)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2001, 3:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-adventures-in-sdmb-haiku/83927/55 "2001-09-28T15:27:20Z")
It is strange sitting In an office board as I am thoughts come unbidden. Thoughts which strike my skull reverberate, bouncing, then Haiku they are. I am sitting here Watching the clock and surfing the SDMB. ---
**Author:** ![Zanshin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/e274bd/32.png) [@Zanshin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zanshin)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2001, 3:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-adventures-in-sdmb-haiku/83927/56 "2001-09-28T15:42:58Z")
Touching, amusing By turns, the posters on This thread just kill me. To all those who have Been hurt, persevere. Your good times have yet to come. === Bored at work. The hands of the clock, mired in the soup Of time standing still. Will this day never End? I just wanna go home. Five can’t come too soon. The weekend beckons. With promises of fun and Girls with big boobies. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Kilt-wearin\_man](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/82dd89/32.png) [@Kilt-wearin\_man](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kilt-wearin_man)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2001, 5:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-adventures-in-sdmb-haiku/83927/57 "2001-09-28T17:59:31Z")
These haikus are sad Time to write more cheerful stuff Hop to it, people! Well, there goes lunchtime And I have to work again Back to the salt mine! ---
**Author:** ![Chef\_Troy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/85f322/32.png) [@Chef\_Troy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chef_Troy)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2001, 6:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-adventures-in-sdmb-haiku/83927/58 "2001-09-28T18:40:25Z")
Italian’s fine, but German sounds like clearing throats. It’s just NOT sexy. How about some French? (I knew that class in high school would come in handy.) Les femmes du Straight Dope: Je suis excité par eux Je les veux moi-même. Je dirais à eux, "Mon aéroglisseur est plein… Plein de quoi? Anguilles. ---
**Author:** ![tiny\_ham](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@tiny\_ham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tiny_ham)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2001, 6:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-adventures-in-sdmb-haiku/83927/59 "2001-09-28T18:42:31Z")
Chef Must Be Joking German Makes My Fluids Flow French Is For Wussies ---
**Author:** ![Chef\_Troy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/85f322/32.png) [@Chef\_Troy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chef_Troy)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2001, 6:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-adventures-in-sdmb-haiku/83927/60 "2001-09-28T18:42:33Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by gypsy\_gurl \* > **Single Gypsy\_gurl > left for a bisexual > by a perfect guy** But if he left you How perfect could he have been? Hey, I’m just askin’. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-adventures-in-sdmb-haiku/83927.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-adventures-in-sdmb-haiku/83927.md?page=4)