# More Adventures in SDMB Haiku **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 26, 2001, 3:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-adventures-in-sdmb-haiku/83927 "2001-09-26T15:29:06Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 12\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Chef\_Troy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/85f322/32.png) [@Chef\_Troy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chef_Troy)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2001, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-adventures-in-sdmb-haiku/83927/61 "2001-09-28T18:45:48Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by jarbabyj \* > \*\*Chef Must Be Joking > German Makes My Fluids Flow > French Is For Wussies \*\* That must be awkward When you hear the German tongue In a public place. Take my last haiku; Ask Babelfish, “What’s this say?” It’s good for a laugh. ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Cynical](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ee59a6/32.png) [@Mr.Cynical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Cynical)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2001, 6:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-adventures-in-sdmb-haiku/83927/62 "2001-09-28T18:48:24Z")
I’m masturbating. Slick fist pistons up and down. Oh god, I’m coming! ---
**Author:** ![RickJay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/bb73d2/32.png) [@RickJay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RickJay)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2001, 6:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-adventures-in-sdmb-haiku/83927/63 "2001-09-28T18:49:42Z")
Sweet jarbabyj Cubs fan, and yet she’s sexy Baffle, arouse me I read and write in The SDMB at work And get paid for it Is good old Esprix Just a gay one trick pony? Who cares, anyway? I hate moon hoax threads And evolution threads, yuck! Ask baseball questions Did board traffic rise After the WTC outrage? I think so, but why? Now I will invoke Godwin’s Law of Internet discussions… HITLER!!! ---
**Author:** ![Gartog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/22d042/32.png) [@Gartog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gartog)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2001, 6:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-adventures-in-sdmb-haiku/83927/64 "2001-09-28T18:51:31Z")
Whoo-hoo yippie yay The weekend has just begun Drink beer everyone 🙂 I am not at work My boss is such a big Jerk But he’s away yay! 🙂 Typing this I feel It is time for somthing real Let’s go for a meal. ---
**Author:** ![RickJay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/bb73d2/32.png) [@RickJay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RickJay)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2001, 6:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-adventures-in-sdmb-haiku/83927/65 "2001-09-28T18:52:24Z")
And why German, J? Is invading Poland Really all that sexy? ---
**Author:** ![Gartog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/22d042/32.png) [@Gartog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gartog)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2001, 6:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-adventures-in-sdmb-haiku/83927/66 "2001-09-28T18:55:47Z")
Hey **RickyJay** hey hey! Those words rhyme but I can’t think of a Haiku Is Haiku really an art form? does the Lourve have them on the walls? ---
**Author:** ![Gartog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/22d042/32.png) [@Gartog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gartog)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2001, 7:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-adventures-in-sdmb-haiku/83927/67 "2001-09-28T19:00:53Z")
In mah pre’vus post Ahh dun think Ahh had enouff body fluids for y’all So heyahs some nah sprayn’ mah fluids all ovah This heya thread o yourn ---
**Author:** ![tiny\_ham](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@tiny\_ham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tiny_ham)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2001, 7:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-adventures-in-sdmb-haiku/83927/68 "2001-09-28T19:05:20Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by RickJay \* > \*\*And why German, J? > Is invading Poland > Really all that sexy? \*\* There once was a young man named [Till](http://fff.fathom.org/pages/jarbabyj/mutter_alone_till.jpg) Who invited me over to chill He said, “I’m so naughty” In his German so haughty And the sound of it gave me a thrill oh wait…that’s not a haiku ---
**Author:** ![Hello\_Again](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/85e7bf/32.png) [@Hello\_Again](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hello_Again)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2001, 7:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-adventures-in-sdmb-haiku/83927/69 "2001-09-28T19:12:05Z")
Chef Troy, dude, you rock! In frog, speaks of eels and hovercraft. laffs! here’s a challenge, guys: Anyone can rhyme Russian Haiku? Never ever. ---
**Author:** ![Gartog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/22d042/32.png) [@Gartog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gartog)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2001, 7:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-adventures-in-sdmb-haiku/83927/70 "2001-09-28T19:19:53Z")
Ja Ja Ja Ja Ja Ja Ja Ja Ja Ja Ja Ja Ja Ja Ja Ja Ja 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Hello\_Again](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/85e7bf/32.png) [@Hello\_Again](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hello_Again)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2001, 7:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-adventures-in-sdmb-haiku/83927/71 "2001-09-28T19:20:44Z")
REM CD Plays “Imitation of Life”… is that “mimesis”? People on the boards care about this useless fact. Just like me. Hurray! ---
**Author:** ![Waverly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/57b2e6/32.png) [@Waverly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Waverly)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2001, 10:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-adventures-in-sdmb-haiku/83927/72 "2001-09-28T22:11:24Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by jarbabyj \* > There once was a young man named [Till](http://fff.fathom.org/pages/jarbabyj/mutter_alone_till.jpg) An odd looking gent Why a dog collar? Should try: Invisible Fence™ [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-adventures-in-sdmb-haiku/83927.md?page=3)