# More amusing Sequential Thread Titles... **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 9, 2003, 1:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-amusing-sequential-thread-titles/167457 "2003-04-09T01:25:52Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![samarm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4da419/32.png) [@samarm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/samarm)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2003, 1:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-amusing-sequential-thread-titles/167457/1 "2003-04-09T01:25:52Z")
All in IMHO right now: Spit or Swallow? A followup poll TMI? A Wedding Etiquette Question A Wedding Etiquette Question Why does Leopard Skin connote promiscuity? Your favorite conspiracy theory/ crackpot notion Women want men to look at their eyes, not at their breasts ---
**Author:** ![Earl\_of\_Sandwhich](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/91b2a8/32.png) [@Earl\_of\_Sandwhich](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Earl_of_Sandwhich)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2003, 2:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-amusing-sequential-thread-titles/167457/2 "2003-04-09T02:45:44Z")
Where the Hell did my abs Go? Ask the other teenage guy! ---
**Author:** ![Loopus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/loopus/32/15343_2.png) [@Loopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loopus)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2003, 6:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-amusing-sequential-thread-titles/167457/3 "2003-04-09T06:10:27Z")
In MPSIMS: Your favorite conspiracy theory/ crackpot notion\_ Women want men to look at their eyes, not at their breasts ---
**Author:** ![Treviathan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/838e76/32.png) [@Treviathan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Treviathan)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2003, 6:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-amusing-sequential-thread-titles/167457/4 "2003-04-09T06:22:09Z")
In MPSIMS: Who’s your favorite crush? A stupid republican ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2003, 11:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-amusing-sequential-thread-titles/167457/5 "2003-04-09T11:44:18Z")
Just above this right now: **I’m going to Prague I’m going to the dentist. I’m scaird** (sic) ---
**Author:** ![Madame\_Zelda](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Madame\_Zelda](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Madame_Zelda)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2003, 12:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-amusing-sequential-thread-titles/167457/6 "2003-04-09T12:40:08Z")
in **MPSIMS** Running for Sheriff in Aiken county: Mike Hunt! a stupid republican ---
**Author:** ![guava](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/71e660/32.png) [@guava](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/guava)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2003, 1:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-amusing-sequential-thread-titles/167457/7 "2003-04-09T13:14:51Z")
What’s the best way to go from zero to drunk in $20? Non-French colognes (Women only!) ---
**Author:** ![XJETGIRLX](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/x/9fc29f/32.png) [@XJETGIRLX](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/XJETGIRLX)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2003, 2:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-amusing-sequential-thread-titles/167457/8 "2003-04-09T14:17:41Z")
Just now, in IMHO it’s … My amazing husband I forced my wife to smuggle drugs into the US! ---
**Author:** ![Eve](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Eve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eve)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2003, 5:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-amusing-sequential-thread-titles/167457/9 "2003-04-09T17:51:10Z")
Your favorite anti-war slogan Hey! Nice ass! ---
**Author:** ![koeeoaddi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/koeeoaddi/32/408_2.png) [@koeeoaddi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/koeeoaddi)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2003, 6:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-amusing-sequential-thread-titles/167457/10 "2003-04-09T18:14:00Z")
In Cafe Society: What DID happen to Excalibur? Titanic ---
**Author:** ![Earthworm\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f07891/32.png) [@Earthworm\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Earthworm_Jim)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2003, 6:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-amusing-sequential-thread-titles/167457/11 "2003-04-09T18:14:21Z")
In IMHO: Help me conceal my opinion of this dummy! A Wedding Etiquette Question Trapped in a dark alley… Is It ‘Wrong’ Not To Tell Someone You Were Unfaithful? ---
**Author:** ![Profane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e47774/32.png) [@Profane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Profane)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2003, 6:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-amusing-sequential-thread-titles/167457/12 "2003-04-09T18:24:33Z")
In MPSIMS I Learned That One Of MY Coworkers Speaks Klingon. Help Me Make Fun Of Him Ladies And Gentlemen, The Search For The King of All Geekdom Has Been Found ---
**Author:** ![Crown\_Prince\_of\_Irony](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ed655f/32.png) [@Crown\_Prince\_of\_Irony](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crown_Prince_of_Irony)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2003, 6:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-amusing-sequential-thread-titles/167457/13 "2003-04-09T18:31:44Z")
In MPSIMS: Help me finish this sentence I started in a Get Well card, please… Man…jesus, this is hard. REALLY hard. Top Ten Things Saddam Sair(Said) Before the Bombs Hit Where the hell did my abs go? What awful luck with women this poor guy has - or is his bed TOO comfortable? Last night I gave in to the sleep paralysis. ---
**Author:** ![Margo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d26b3c/32.png) [@Margo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Margo)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2003, 6:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-amusing-sequential-thread-titles/167457/14 "2003-04-09T18:50:18Z")
I am loving "Gah!!!Spider!!!Spider!!!Spider!!!Spider in my Pants!!! Man…Jesus…this is hard. Really hard. from mpsims Margo ---
**Author:** ![pravnik](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8edcca/32.png) [@pravnik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pravnik)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2003, 6:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-amusing-sequential-thread-titles/167457/15 "2003-04-09T18:51:11Z")
Transsexual question Who’s next? What is the cause of contemporary Islamic fundamentalism? Age restrictions and the consent of minors What really consitututes “deviant” sexual behavior, anyway? Rumsfeld’s strategy What is to be gained from anarchy? Major cat problems Rudest thing a stranger has ever said to you Should I go to this BDSM meeting? Top ten things Saddam said before the bombs hit Give me a hug, I was brave today! Okay, maybe it does taste like ass. Man…jesus, this is hard. REALLY hard. Where the hell did my abs go? Do you organize your computer porn? I am apparently a special, special man. I’m thinking of going to massage therapy school Gah!!!Spider!!!Spider!!!Spider!!!Spider in my pants!!! Buh-bye Sears bill Baghdad falls ---
**Author:** ![Margo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d26b3c/32.png) [@Margo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Margo)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2003, 6:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-amusing-sequential-thread-titles/167457/16 "2003-04-09T18:51:36Z")
Wait there is more! Man…Jesus…this is hard. Really hard. I’m thinking of going to massage therapy school or then again, maybe it is just funny to me? Margo ---
**Author:** ![Eve](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Eve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eve)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2003, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-amusing-sequential-thread-titles/167457/17 "2003-04-09T19:27:12Z")
Top ten things Saddam said before the bombs hit Give me a hug, I was brave today! Okay, maybe it does taste like ass. Man…jesus, this is hard. REALLY hard. Where the hell did my abs go? Do you organize your computer porn? I am apparently a special, special man. I’m thinking of going to massage therapy school Gah!!!Spider!!!Spider!!!Spider!!!Spider in my pants!!! Buh-bye Sears bill Baghdad falls —Okay, this is one of the funniest things I have ever read . . . ---
**Author:** ![Margo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d26b3c/32.png) [@Margo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Margo)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2003, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-amusing-sequential-thread-titles/167457/18 "2003-04-09T20:21:39Z")
Over in IMHO Ladies, how long should I keep your panties in my home? Let’s start collecting ludicrous, for show, and busywork safety measures and from MPSIMS Man…jesus, this is hard. REALLY hard. Ok, maybe it does taste like ass. Margo ---
**Author:** ![pravnik](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8edcca/32.png) [@pravnik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pravnik)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2003, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-amusing-sequential-thread-titles/167457/19 "2003-04-09T20:37:16Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Eve \* > \*\*Top ten things Saddam said before the bombs hit > Give me a hug, I was brave today! > Okay, maybe it does taste like ass. > Man…jesus, this is hard. REALLY hard. > Where the hell did my abs go? > Do you organize your computer porn? > I am apparently a special, special man. > I’m thinking of going to massage therapy school > Gah!!!Spider!!!Spider!!!Spider!!!Spider in my pants!!! > Buh-bye Sears bill > Baghdad falls > > —Okay, this is one of the funniest things I have ever read . . . \*\* And my day was made. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Earl\_of\_Sandwhich](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/91b2a8/32.png) [@Earl\_of\_Sandwhich](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Earl_of_Sandwhich)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2003, 12:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-amusing-sequential-thread-titles/167457/20 "2003-04-10T00:02:07Z")
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